Chicago: Totally hands-free!!!

I'd never heard that, but I figured it out pretty quickly. I only said "Plane on Sex" to call back to the posts earlier about what "SOP" meant.

oh right, i missed that

I hate people who double park. HATE.

Something good:
I convinced my boss to donate a ton of old computers thanks to a link provided by.. colette I think?

Something weird:
My coworker coming up to my desk, bouncing her boobs up and down with her hands, asking if I'd noticed how huge they are today.

It's a point of sale car! har har i've worked in retail.

Yeah, I knew what Dan meant by POS car because I have one.

My stomach is a bottomless pit today. Maybe I should bounce it in front of Sarah's desk.

You should have said, "Actually I was thinking you looked a little flatter than usual".

is she like pregnant or something?

I hope you said yes.

"OMG! You have the BEST BOOBS! I STARE AT THEM ALL THE TIME! Of COURSE I noticed!"

Sunday after Cozycornering, Nick and I were walking back to the car, and when I first saw it, I thought it wasn't our car. It's in such bad shape. :-( It IS 12 years old, and we have lugged a ton of crap in it over the years...

You know, she totally could be preggers. She went off the pill a couple months ago.

Any car that lasts 12 years in this day and age is a good fucking car.

Other cars that have double parked near Jon:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/23965909_0156ba3e38.jpg

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/23965912_d4623cf234.jpg

(just kidding Jon don't be mad at me plz k?)

Oh great, first my Myspace gets hacked now my Flickr.

T0y0ta Corolla, bitches

^^^^represent, what

Those are actually cars that have double parked near Jesse. And Jesse doesn't even HAVE a car!!!

Haha, that's too funny to be mad at.

This link is mostly for Nick but it is an interesting discussion about the gear used to record the latest National album:

http://www.gearslutz.com/board/so-much-gear-so-little-time/124697-new-national-album-boxer.html

if you're driving in the city, isn't it pretty much a given when you're doing public parking that you'll get a little ding once in a while? the odds are even more if you park like an asshole. xp not that bad!

i've only double parked once, blocking the person who was in the handicapped space without a permit so i could run in and out of blockbuster. i didn't feel too bad about it.

bahaha about your coworker's boobs. that's just...odd.

My poor car has so, so, so many dings and dents from people hitting it while parallel parking. I've had both tailights knocked out at one point or another.

Holy shit, massive storm rolling through here. Tons of wind, lots of lightning.

Yeah, when we sold our car it was looking rough, and it was just five or six years old.

ooo storm!

Yeah, my back bumper is so scraped up, it's ridiculous. I mean, half of the damage is probably my fault, but Julia's right: that's sort of what I expect when I live and drive in Chicago.

jesse what's wrong with your flickr? It looks fine to me.

I HAXXORED IT DOOD

STORM'S A-BREWING

I HAXXORED THE WEATHER TOO

Fun! I could go for a big f'n storm.

What should I have for dinner?

sushi and champagne.

It's pretty bad here, I can't see across Lake Cook through the driving rain.

the still-beating heart of a young boy

No organ meat.

:(

ok, steak and baked potato.

Baked potato... yes. I like the sound of that. Thanks, Kenan.

you should put hot salt on that potato

my car is 10 years old and still looks pretty snazzy, but i guess that's what sitting in a garage while i live in london for 6 of those years will do for it.

i'm watching dawsons, and it's the episode where pacey is horrible at the prom which i remember being really sad and am wondering if i can even watch it.

do not hot salt your car
it will cause damages

so can anybody come out tonight or was that too short notice? jenny, i know you wanted to hang out again with the good doctor!

What did Pacey do? I only really watched the first two seasons of that show religiously.

i have to work til 7 and then try to push a full dumpster back to its rightful spot (by the fence, not in the backyard) because some boneheaded neighbor of mine decided to move it so s/he could have more room for the SUV.

note: living in a condo with awful neighbors is like having horrible, negligent roommates who never ever move out. i can't say any more because of PENDING LITIGATION.

i keep forgetting to eat a proper meal today.

If I were A, I would use my POS car to push the dumpster so it parks in the SUV. Then I would go have a beer. QED

but then i would have to drive into the backyard
what i really want to do is make the people who moved it in the first place push it back, but they seem to think they didn't do anything wrong.

dawson's creek reminds me of living in wilmington.

one time pacey's giant dog tried to rape my cocker spaniel.

OTM!

Er, XP!

Junie disagrees, Laurel. :(

It was a cross-post to Dan. :( I lub Junie.

i have to work til 7 and then try to push a full dumpster back to its rightful spot (by the fence, not in the backyard) because some boneheaded neighbor of mine decided to move it so s/he could have more room for the SUV.

DING HER DOOR.