Christmas card, I assume
― da croupier, Monday, 16 May 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lo5dqeCzIh1qcfoo3o1_500.jpg
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 July 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)
God, that movie with Anne Hathaway was terrible. I admit that I wanted to watch it for less than honorable reasons, so maybe I got what I deserved.
― o. nate, Monday, 11 July 2011 19:05 (fourteen years ago)
Gyllenhaal apparently grabbed the dude mid-photo, threw him against the wall and was like, ‘are we really gonna do this right now?’”
yes please Jake oh god yes
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 11 July 2011 19:09 (fourteen years ago)
Jake coming to Broadway. I am so not going for $100.
http://www.roundabouttheatre.org/Shows-Events/If-There-Is.aspx
― Pangborn to be Wilde (Dr Morbius), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:03 (thirteen years ago)
poo, go back to your hairless Olympic twinks.― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, August 12, 2008 9:49 AM (3 years ago)
― Eric H., Friday, 3 August 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)
This thread is really the history of homosexuality on ILX.
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 3 August 2012 14:35 (thirteen years ago)
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/s480x480/542304_338125212942759_456945342_n.jpg
― Eric H., Thursday, 16 August 2012 15:43 (thirteen years ago)
hair yummo!
― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 August 2012 15:46 (thirteen years ago)
is he making a film about fishermen
― very sexual album (schlump), Thursday, 16 August 2012 15:49 (thirteen years ago)
About fishers of men.
― Eric H., Thursday, 16 August 2012 15:51 (thirteen years ago)
Richard Masur is back!
― da croupier, Thursday, 16 August 2012 16:00 (thirteen years ago)
stage debut reviewed in today's NYT
― taking tiger mountain (up the butt) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 September 2012 16:13 (thirteen years ago)
so is End of Watch any good
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2012 14:44 (thirteen years ago)
Ever-so-slightly above average buddy cop film only because Jake and Pena are really good together. Filming style baffles me. No real plot. Family stuff is meh. Back in the local multiplex this weekend for reasons I don't understand.
― Gukbe, Thursday, 6 December 2012 16:49 (thirteen years ago)
it's one of the best movies of the year
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:54 (thirteen years ago)
do he and Peña kiss?
― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)
no but they call each other bro a lot, tenderly
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:56 (thirteen years ago)
END OF WATCH: good cop movie
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Thursday, 6 December 2012 17:59 (thirteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RU-pEeMf4Qc/USc9rUdhy5I/AAAAAAABVbU/dUrOC7Zyhww/s1600/144+%281%29.jpg
HAI DERE
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:16 (thirteen years ago)
i love that picutre, cause its all rough tradey, and i imagine him topping me, his hard long cock thrusting into the soft folds of my ass...
but i also imagine him strong, and quiet absorbing me in his arms, as i weep about the state of the world.
he is the only man i imagine topping me...i saw him once in TO last year, and he was as handsome, old fashioned in his taciturn tendencies, i didnt know how to say TAKE ME NOW, so i didnt
― anthony easton (anthony), Wednesday, January 4, 2006 10:58 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
c;lassic post
is there really a 725 reply thread about jake gyllenhaal
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:24 (thirteen years ago)
open your ass cheeks, Hungry
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:24 (thirteen years ago)
i wouldnt have guessed that JG was like, a smokin hot dude back when i watched donnie darko. he just seemed like any guy to me. he's gotten p. buff since then though
― turds (Hungry4Ass), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:29 (thirteen years ago)
he wasn't
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:31 (thirteen years ago)
This is my favourite ILX post ever.
― Public Brooding Closet (cryptosicko), Monday, 20 May 2013 05:41 (thirteen years ago)
I recently discovered that a long-time crush of mine considers JG her "dream guy". This information, combined with that Easton post, is now making me grin like an idiot for some reason.
― Sheela-Tubb-Mann, You Real Know-It-All (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 20 May 2013 07:42 (thirteen years ago)
I am not at all gonna pay to see Prisoners -- Paul Dano, ugh --- but JG has another Denis Villeneuve film done where he Patty Dukes it!
http://www.fandor.com/blog/daily-denis-villeneuves-enemy
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2013 17:42 (twelve years ago)
What's better than one Jake Gyllenhaal?...
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)
“Rather than play the scenario for black humor or Hitchcockian intrigue, Villeneuve mines it for tedious pathological navel-gazing and banal sexual fantasy”
:o
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)
Yep, Hitchcock never engaged in banal sexual fantasy.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:25 (twelve years ago)
Rope not banal enough, eh
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 September 2013 18:28 (twelve years ago)
prisoners is p good if you're into that kind of thing
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 23 September 2013 19:56 (twelve years ago)
wouldn't mind having JG under house arrest
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 19:57 (twelve years ago)
gyllenhaal's character is named Detective Loki, which is incredibly distracting whenever the movie reminds you of it
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:18 (twelve years ago)
does he carry a spear
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)
Movie featured a Hulk cameo that took me right out of it.
― midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Monday, 23 September 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/fe2tfK4.png
― i wanna be a gabbneb baby (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 04:33 (twelve years ago)
looks like longer than 4 weeks
― ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 05:25 (twelve years ago)
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aHXrU_3mGTE/Uk53cjIdcBI/AAAAAAABX_U/hAG_vPyWmDs/s600/008.jpg
― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 5 January 2014 15:52 (twelve years ago)
so it's offensive how Prisoners has at least six moments of creepy music + character sneaking up a hallway awaiting the next horror. Jackman is ridiculous.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 01:44 (twelve years ago)
whats wrong w/suspense
― Hungry4Ass, Friday, 17 January 2014 02:23 (twelve years ago)
suspense involving whether a kid is dead, tortured, or mutilated isn't fun for me these days; moreover, this fucking thing is almost three hours long w/out a single shot of Jake nude.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:33 (twelve years ago)
what happened to this guy?
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:35 (twelve years ago)
He's been giving good perfs for a couple years now.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:35 (twelve years ago)
oh sure, i meant he hasn't called me for weeks.
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:40 (twelve years ago)
I'll remind him to return your texts
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:43 (twelve years ago)
next time you see him?
i take it prisoners was made explicitly to win best acting noms but it never happened?
― i lost my shoes on acid (jed_), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:46 (twelve years ago)
yes, bcz it was no fun even for ppl who like bad movies
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Friday, 17 January 2014 02:59 (twelve years ago)