NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

David Sullivan! David Gold! Karen Brady! Lembit Opik! Linsey Dawn Mackenzie! Your boys will be going to Doncaster next season!

shit, next weekend is gonna be mental

Truly this is a tragic day for smoking-jacketed smut peddlers everywhere.

Jason Roberts extraordinary on 5 Live, injecting new life into "It's jumpers for goalposts!!!"

Blackburn and Birmingham to go down, please.

okay Blackburn and Wolves need a win to be certain of staying up, the other 3 mightn't be safe even with a win but need at very least a point?

think most likely (no kiss of death) is a Wolves-Blackburn draw, defeat for Blackpool and Birmingham, some kind of result for Wigan which might be enough to sneak them over Blues depending

Fans of Princess Diana conspiracy stories and shit porno, your guys took one hell of a beating.

First the Daily Sport goes bust and now this.

getting yourselves six points adrift of this league is some going

it's also substantially more likely than it seemed say a month ago that none of the relegated teams will get to 40pts after all

Truly this is a tragic day for smoking-jacketed smut peddlers everywhere

:-)

something tells me one of blackpool and birmingham will get *something* on the last day, even tho on paper they should both be beaten.

Just got back from the game. Not seen any replays, but was Howard Webb really as bad as I think he was? And what was up with Van Der Vaart having a go at us after that goal?

that was an enjoyable day out

grant sacked already - did they just march into the dressing room and do it?!

Blackburn and Birmingham to go down, please.

― James Mitchell

yes, really

villa were let look very comfortable there, tho tbf the dunne challenge was a penalty, van persie was penalised for turning dunne another time when 1-on-1 (tho hilariously chose to pass to ramsey who missed anyway) and petrov should probably have been sent off.

jesus arsenal are more frustrating to watch than even spurs tho, shit at the back, nobody even slightly motivated to get a goal up front.

xp woah

"Hi Avram, you can make your own way home, ok thx bye"

No reason not to sack Grant tbf. 2 points out of 21 at the sharp end of things is Wengersesque frankly.

Hopes of the nation pinned on Spurs now, I'm not entirely confident tbh.

xp I don't think anyone was watching Liverpool today

something mad always seems to happen when it goes to the wire like this, there was that finale from a few years back when all the possible relegation candidates were in the drop zone at some point in the afternoon. was that when Fulham squeaked thru?

still i'd rather be home to Blackburn next week than away at Man U or Spurs. just typing that so it'll look funnier if things go tits next Sunday.

Avram AND Rafa on the loose. Holy cow, this could get ugly.

Avram as CFC DoF stories already circulating...

there was that finale from a few years back when all the possible relegation candidates were in the drop zone at some point in the afternoon. was that when Fulham squeaked thru?

No, it was West Brom. Palace, Southampton and Norwich ended up going down.

there's something of the skeezy dowager uncle about avram grant, always invited to family events even though he spends most of the time wandering silently through empty rooms, picking up porcelain items, inspecting them incuriously for twenty to thirty seconds, dropping them, then skulking away and later claiming it was the kids' fault

grant sacked already - did they just march into the dressing room and do it?!

Stable door horse bolted.

Grant's sacking will make grim economic reading in the brothels of East London as well, I'd imagine. Bad footballing day for the sex industry all round.

ahahaha

If you didn't know the context Grant's career in England would be utterly bewildering - CL final, hopeless relegation, cup final, even more shambolic relegation, head guy at Chelsea. Actually, even if you do know the context.

I think it'll be blackpool and birmingham going down. I hope Ian Holloway is the next Spurs manager.

CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT still making good cash as manager of CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT should see them through you'd have thought

presume Sullivan had a fit of pique, waddled into the dressing room and squeaked "YOU'RE AHHHT YOU SLAG"

lawragahsaka

15 May 2011 6:48PM

Great performance from Arsenal.... inspite of the defensive lapses which were expected with Vermaelen / Squillaci ..... but for the ref it was a routine win.

^^^ I did not see vee incident but hearing from Barry Glendenning that this was like a mad good tackle by Dunne and Arsenal fans are all sore losers

One of them threw beer on me, but I think he was bollocking me under the mistaken belief that I was one of his own and had not sang enaff at vee emirates

Great attitude, lawragahsaka will never be disappointed.

barry glendenning decidedly not otm i'm afraid

arse had a good goal disallowed, a one-on-one pulled back for no reason, a peno incorrectly turned down

a denied Arsenal one-on-one doesn't count

true, as i said upthread ramsey missed anyway

but they should def be allowed add it to their 'hit the post more than anyone else so there' stat

kenny out

just saw conor sammon scored today, great goal too.

Squillaci was poor. You'd expect more from the only man on the pitch to have played in a Champions League final.

So glad I didn't take up this offer

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FREE SACK OF SHIT WITH EVERY PURCHASE, NB IF 30 MILLION OF YOU RESPOND WE WON'T SELL FABREGAS

They weren't to know the referee was going to confound yr routine win

ok so fabregas is going then, yes? cheers dubai international for a ridiculous amount of cash, hope we invest it wisely.

fabregas should go, basing a team around him isn't working in the league and you'll get phat cash for him

ps song isn't a dm, arshavin isn't a lw and ramsey, walcott and wilshere aren't gonna win you shit in the next ten years.

he's going to Getafe?

no, you just misheard graeme souness's prediction

'phat' rejoinder right dere