It started with me being irritated by seeing, two weeks after the royal wedding, yet another newspaper article about the supposedly shapely behind of princess Kate Middleton's sister at the ceremony, Pippa Middleton.
So, I thought, this isn't going away, is it? Let's give them what they want and help them perpetuate the meme. Since there have been threads aplenty where people enthusiastically replaced words in album or song titles, I figured it could be a fun idea to use the one thing the papers keep talking about, pippa's arse.
So I proposed a couple of examples of what I meant. Minutes later, I checked why there were six replies already and I saw that I had been unanimously declared to be responsible for the worst post ever.
WGW expressed this omnipresent hate in his own way by shouting some cheap cliches about the british at me (I'm from belgium btw) and that kicked off a shitstorm during which WGW got his 52nd suggest ban, so now he's been permanently banned.
I don't know what else happened since those first ten posts, I'm not opening that damned thread again.
― StanM, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:35 (fifteen years ago)
you brought content to a friday afternoon, don't be sorry
― no xmas for jonchaies (nakhchivan), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:37 (fifteen years ago)
It's a big game of piley-ons, pretty good natured imho (at least on my part).
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
should have brought ur product to ILE stan, we're not quite as dickish about our bac catalogue
― Rev'erendoors (darraghmac), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
xpost PS: I have never SB'd anyone and I'm sorry if you're feeling a bit kicked in the pants, StanM.
― Confused Turtle (Zora), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:39 (fifteen years ago)
scott posted some images, evan is worried about u
― the first rule of debate club (Edward III), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:40 (fifteen years ago)
StanM fuck the haters imo. I didn't read the thread but you seem like a nice guy and WGW was probably being a jerk.
LOL @ EIII's pic
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:42 (fifteen years ago)
thought whiney's van dyke was hilarious fwiw but i wouldn't take any of it personally stan
― Rev'erendoors (darraghmac), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
fwiw, i didn't hate your post at all, i just wanted to say some dumb stuff
― contenderizer, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:44 (fifteen years ago)
yah dude not anybody can just cause an instant crazy clusterfuck*; way to step up!
― *(coming from someone who's tried, oh how I've tried...) (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 13 May 2011 20:45 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks :-)
― StanM, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:46 (fifteen years ago)
My understanding is that a man who gets three suggest bans on every thread he posts on got three suggest bans on a thread; ILX USA then became the most upset it has been since Chad "Brad" Faltenmeyer III failed to make good on a 12.5 pointer during the fifth quarter of the 2008 regional playoff national final, handing victory to the hated Pittsburgh Duct Tape
It is not clear how many of them have shot up their high schools or comfort eaten so many corn dogs they died as a result
The President of the USA Eric Wynalda has reportedly called for a period of calm and reflection
― MPx4A, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
pittsburgh duct tape are awesome f u
― mookieproof, Friday, 13 May 2011 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 May 2011 21:01 (fifteen years ago)
oh yeah? then why do they keep picking center points in the drafting line when what they really need is a foot catcher on the bench?
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 13 May 2011 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
the real controversy is not much sets apart Pippa's ass from many other asses other than it's related to royalty ass through marriage only.
feck all that
― starland vocal banned (Neanderthal), Friday, 13 May 2011 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
whiney thread?
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:02 (fifteen years ago)
read it, read it all
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:04 (fifteen years ago)
it is the best thread
are you asking us to summarize a 77 thread on ILE?
― sarahel, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:07 (fifteen years ago)
oooooh
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY&feature=player_embedded
FUCK! I KILL YOU YOU FUCK!
― contenderizer, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:09 (fifteen years ago)
for some reasons its making me p happy that there are two ongoing clusterfucks atm one of which i feel slightly responsible for the other of which i understand nothing
― haha (Lamp), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
how is the odd future thread still going strong?
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:41 (fifteen years ago)
Shakey vs aero
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
does Shakey have a leg to stand on?
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:43 (fifteen years ago)
not really, no
I mean, sort of, but it's like an FDR leg
now if you will excuse me I have a handbasket to Hell I need to catch
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:44 (fifteen years ago)
you mean, you're going to contribute to the rap song thread?
― sarahel, Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:45 (fifteen years ago)
bingo
― I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:46 (fifteen years ago)
you rang
― Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 18:56 (fifteen years ago)
big day huh?
― ^last time i'm gonna post this; i'm sorry (Drugs A. Money), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:00 (fifteen years ago)
whats going on what am i missing
― gr8080, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
to make it easy, does aerosmith <3 odd future? or does he h8 them?
― BIG CUDDLES aka the steindriver (history mayne), Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
I have avoided that thread because I have a feeling it would be pretty infuriating.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/10/blog_images/its-complicated-dvd-5.jpg
― Captain Hyrax (Phil D.), Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:28 (fifteen years ago)
lol "memorably hilarious?"
― Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:29 (fifteen years ago)
lol peter travers
― hippy borthday, free wings for u (Matt P), Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:32 (fifteen years ago)
shakey mo just said something dumb about never getting your feelings hurt while listening to art
― D-40, Thursday, 19 May 2011 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
ah i started on the odd future thread this morning then put it off
― gr8080, Friday, 20 May 2011 00:12 (fifteen years ago)
I literally do not have enough room in my life for that thread...
― excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 20 May 2011 00:44 (fifteen years ago)
i figuratively don't have room for it
― remy bean, Friday, 20 May 2011 01:19 (fifteen years ago)
It figures
― excitebikable boy (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 20 May 2011 01:28 (fifteen years ago)
Ok so what's going on in the Rapture thread all of a sudden?
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
rapture's actually started in texas, read yr blogs
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)
What a disaster for Texas
― ...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:34 (fifteen years ago)
DG tries to make us ***think*** about who can really laugh at the mental cos are they really mental no you are not a psychiatrist
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
no no no he's saying it's only ok to laugh at them if they *aren't* mental but gbx thinks that they self-evidently are
i think
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 00:14 (fifteen years ago)
^this
― Romford Spring (DG), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
At least vaguely well-known actors that have never been in anything good ever. FITE
― dayo, Thursday, 2 June 2011 15:23 (fifteen years ago)
not every long thread is a clusterfuck, guys
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 15:23 (fifteen years ago)