c/d: paris hilton

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i'd hit it. otherwise, DUD.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I have a friend with Neverending story sleeves!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.x-entertainment.com/articles/0923/sf1.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 5 May 2005 23:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Some cursory googling reveals I was wrong about the photoshopping thing.

Not about the NIMH thing though.

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Friday, 6 May 2005 00:39 (twenty-one years ago)

ten months pass...

ahem http://img483.imageshack.us/img483/7209/wut0cm.jpg

― Cunga (Cunga), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:29 (twenty years ago)

poor paris

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 22 March 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

What about the ad beside it? Weenie Love!

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Thursday, 23 March 2006 12:36 (twenty years ago)

ten months pass...

smoking gun!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvOd73FHI80

I'm starting to feel like Boss Hogg trying to nail the Duke Boys, except Boss Hogg is svelte and full of goodness and light.

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit can she not dance

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT THE HELL PETE SMITH??????

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

SHOCKING.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Good lord. Even Jersey girls are preferable.

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:17 (nineteen years ago)

Haha MW this is not the only time that PS has claimed dead eyes to be attractive!! Crazy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

i read that p4risexposed.c0m has footage of her ad-libbing "i'm black and i steal" and "i get fucked in the butt for coke" into her karaoke performance of "we are family."

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

also numerous n-bombs.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

Okay so my post above re: Paris defenders is still true.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

i love paris. i really dont know what there is to hate.

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

Did you click on tremendoid's link where, after dancing incredibly poorly, she says she and her sister are "like two niggers"?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

ok..i watched 5 seconds of that video.

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

chronic cocktosis plays havoc on the mind

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

when will lex show for the defense?

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:58 (nineteen years ago)

She drops the n-bomb at 2:47. She's a fucking scumbag.

(xpost: I want to hear Lex's defense, should be good for roffles)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, Lex will be along to accuse Youtube of misogyny in a minute, I'm sure.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 February 2007 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

'oh sure she says controversial things, but she's so stylish and she gets a reaction, so she must be doing something right!'

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, even The Lex won't defend her this time.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

Someone probably will though.

― Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

St Clair.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

'a minor flaw in a big picture that is flawless and beautiful and secretly intelligent!'

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently this footage is from a party held by Joe Francis. It's a miracle how a room can contain so much cuntery.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

Oh Paris. Why you braek heart?? Why hasnt the media snagged this yet?

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

Because this isn't the first time it's happened.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

Google srch "paris hilon" "nigger" :

http://www.bastardly.com/archives/2004/10/10/the-question-is-paris-hilton-a-racist/

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

Aside from Paris' utter cuntishness in that video, I'm struck by how completely not fun and like my vision of hell that party looks.

I guess I always assumed that at the very least these people were having fun. But that seems so deadly dull that I'm a bit shocked.

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

wait, isnt her BFF black?

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

Not anymore!

― Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

I agree Melissa... it seems like a rather dull party. Not at all what I imaged a night in the nightlife of Ms. Hilton anc co. was like.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:11 (nineteen years ago)

dull is irrelevant if youre high enough

― sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

i saw some leaked pics from parisexposed on gawker and after seeing mischa barton's nasty boyfriend's ballsack, i never wished I'd been born blind so much in my life

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

young hollywood needs its own vietnam

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

You guys do know that there's a lot more where this video came from, right? I'm talking, pictures of her doing coke off of some guy's body, naked pics, videos, the whole works...

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

I understood that sentence even better the first time, when I somehow missed the word "boyfriend."
xpost

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

i guess i wouldn't be upset if she died.

― M@tt He1g3s0n: oh u mad cuz im stylin on u (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

At one time, I would have been one of the defenders - "she's harmless; we can always use a Jayne-Mansfield-walking-her-pet-bobcat-down-Hollywood-Boulevard" type - but these clips of her throwing around slurs and blowing mountains of coke with disgusting rapists are just too revolting.

I still like "Stars Are Blind," though. Hopeless.

-- Tiki Theater Xymposium (fiestasandsiestas(nospam)@yahoo.com), February 1st, 2007.

I brung my post from the thread across the hall for this one.

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

i guess i wouldn't be upset if she died.

I would, I took her off my deadpool team. She just needs to wait until '08.

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

god, paris is such a worthless cunt.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

will this finally be the end of her?

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

I mean, in so much as she even had a "career" to save....I don't see her tearfully going into rehab or sensitivity training ala guy from Grey's Anatomy or Kramer

― kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

No one cares. No one will be outraged.

― The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:41 (nineteen years ago)

I dunno, Kyle. Paris Hilton has basically made a successful career out of all the things we associate with celebrities whose careers are melting down: sex tapes, being famous despite having no real product, reality TV, excessive partying, being vapid and gross, and assembling pop records despite having no musical background. She's like Behind the Music in reverse.

So I guess logic suggests that what would be a career-killing embarrassment for most people could even maybe be a boost for her, considering that her value runs from tabloid to product instead of the other way around, like most people.

(But of course, realistically, people can enjoy a trainwreck of vapidity and glitz, but racism drags it back too far into real-world ground for many people to be honestly amused, so yeah, maybe.)

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, though, I hope to see some kind of Behind the Music 20 years from now, where it's all like "but then Paris drifted into a downward spiral of hard work and attention to her craft ... her fanbase drifted off ... but now, at 40 years old, Paris is staging a comeback, going back to the roots of her art -- skeezy socializing and piles of coke."

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 1 February 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

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