As part of the Lancaster team we made it to the final round of auditions two years ago. They actually interview you as if you're going onto an actual game show ("What books have you been reading recently?"), which I found vaguely disconcerting, but answers to the questions on the test we sat included "Tony Hawkes" and "Sixpence None The Richer". So that's alright then.
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mooro (Mooro), Tuesday, 31 August 2004 16:27 (twenty-one years ago)
OK, that may be just me.
― mike a, Tuesday, 31 August 2004 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)
1. Stream of Consciousness
2. Greil Marcus's Mystery Train
3. something else interesting - what was it?
― the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:12 (twenty-one years ago)
I thought he did well.
― the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 12:38 (twenty-one years ago)
1970s video games? paxman was aghast that people knew all these, i thought they were piss-easy. (pong, tetris, asteroids, snake)
― koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)
Perhaps we should not be surprised that you thought they were easy?
― the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:15 (twenty-one years ago)
I'd like to see how many questions he was actually asked as compared to the others.
Uni Chal Mastermind and Buzzocks makes Monday night the best BBC2 line up all week.
― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:25 (twenty-one years ago)
― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:36 (twenty-one years ago)
"what's 'amped' mean then?"
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)
― the bellefox, Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)
I found it strange that they didn't know what COBOL or SQL were yet got the (IMO) more obscure Ada question right.
University Challenge makes me realise how much stuff there is that I don't know. I'm usually chuffed to bits if I get a run of Starter + 3 Bonuses correct.
Discovered a fairly good quiz show called Eggheads yesterday while I was off work. A team of "boffins" (I think most of them are former champions of 15-to-1 or similar) is challenged by a different team of plebs every episode. Plebs can win £20000, boffins just get to be smug about being clever. Plebs won yesterday for the first time in umpteen episodes.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:43 (twenty-one years ago)
UC was good, I knew more answers than usual (ie, about 5). The Greil Marcus question reminded me of RJG. I liked the set of questions where they had to say who ruled in a X-ocracy, and one of the words sounded very much like phallocracy, and they dithered and snickered and then it was something not rude at all.
I like Eggheads too.
― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― Brigadier Rainham Steele, Mrs (blueski), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 13:56 (twenty-one years ago)
That was because it's named after Ada Lovelace innit. I didn't know the others but I know who the daughter of George Gordon, Lord Byron was. Hung out with Babbage, nice one.
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― koogs (koogs), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:11 (twenty-one years ago)
― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)
(still, not as bad as the cow-orker who pronounces "spamhaus" "spamhorse")
― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)
My old drama teacher got to the semis on MM in '86 or so.
― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:01 (twenty-one years ago)
Didn't he get a wee bit more time than the others - Humphrys explained something by way of explanation about the lipreading thing but I was in the other room so missed most of what he was saying.
I wondered about the cane too.
Was the other interesting thing the karaoke backing tracks of cheesy ballads (all of which I recognised, much to the amusement of my husband and parents)? Wasn't there a Smiths lyrics question too, or was that last week?
― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)
Ah, I was appalled to see tetris in there. It was written in 1985-86! And not really commercially available until a while after that. It's hardly retro!
― JimD (JimD), Tuesday, 5 October 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― the bellefox, Monday, 8 November 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― beanz (beanz), Monday, 8 November 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― robster (robster), Monday, 8 November 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― beanz (beanz), Monday, 8 November 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― Cathy (Cathy), Monday, 8 November 2004 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 8 November 2004 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― the bluefox, Monday, 8 November 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Monday, 8 November 2004 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― robster (robster), Monday, 8 November 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)
― beanz (beanz), Monday, 8 November 2004 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:07 (twenty-one years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:11 (twenty-one years ago)
not a patch on "frottage" though :)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)
I bet Paxo LOVED this.
― robster (robster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 11:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:06 (twenty-one years ago)
(not that i disagree necessarily ;))
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 12:40 (twenty-one years ago)
One of the posh girls seemed awkward and silly. Yet she knew things that I don't.
It was hard: I scored only about 60 points.
― the bellefox, Tuesday, 9 November 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)
― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 13:46 (twenty-one years ago)
far be it from an american to criticize a british institution however it’s kinda dumb that the xmas UCs are structured in a way that’s just about getting your team’s point total as high as possible. last evening’s match was a dramatic 150-145 nail biter but the winning team kinda lost too bcuz they didn’t amass enough points to move forward.
You need to remember they were up against a very strong team. The game is all about momentum.
― a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Wednesday, 31 December 2025 10:05 (six months ago)
the OC question that mentioned right to a trial by jury was a bit on the nose
was slightly too specialised, the law episode
― koogs, Wednesday, 31 December 2025 12:50 (six months ago)
the question about consent, jfc.
― ledge, Thursday, 1 January 2026 20:27 (six months ago)
Which country is this stamp which says suomi on it from?
Which country is this stamp which says Ukraine on it from?
amol needs to stop pausing in the questions. People think it's the whole question, have a stab, get penalised for interrupting when they wouldn't've if he hadn't paused
― koogs, Saturday, 3 January 2026 18:59 (five months ago)
Good contest in the final. Two teams were good throughout
― Number None, Saturday, 3 January 2026 19:38 (five months ago)
yes, the suomi stamp one confused me.there seem to be more tenuously Christmas-related questions this year, which I appreciate.did anyone see the Rudolph in the second-to-last episode (Durham v Trinity Camb)?
― kinder, Tuesday, 6 January 2026 21:18 (five months ago)
Paxman used to do a stupid dress-up once or twice as well, full on pantomime dame type things
― ailsa, Wednesday, 7 January 2026 10:37 (five months ago)
Felt that Doherty of UCL was a bit unlucky as like him I assumed that Rajan had finished the question.
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 19 January 2026 20:50 (five months ago)
So, Only Connect had a "connection" of they are all ex-partners of Taylor Swift.
I fully expect next week to go "Jane Asher", "Francie Schwartz", ....
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 January 2026 15:48 (five months ago)
palladium being named after an asteroid named after a goddess is pretty recondite knowledge; and tellurium, is the earth a celestial body? you can't see it in the night sky.
― ledge, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 21:32 (five months ago)
"A celestial body, or heavenly body, is any natural object in space outside Earth's atmosphere, including stars (like our Sun), planets (Earth, Mars)"an object outside earth's atmosphere like the earth, thanks ai!
― ledge, Wednesday, 21 January 2026 21:37 (five months ago)
next monday (and tuesday... and wednesday...) on bbc4, Only Connect from the beginning
https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00lskhg/broadcasts/upcoming
(but not episode 3, strangely)
― koogs, Tuesday, 28 April 2026 13:32 (two months ago)
i have never seen the greek letter version of OC
― koogs, Monday, 4 May 2026 19:43 (one month ago)
wall graphics look very cheap
― koogs, Monday, 4 May 2026 19:59 (one month ago)
Episode three had some political types so can't be broadcast during the run-up to the elections (or so my spies tell me)
― ailsa, Tuesday, 5 May 2026 08:37 (one month ago)
was interesting to see their slightly timid walls yesterday, thinking them through before starting to hit the buttons, not manically cycling through alternatives like they do now
also, they didn't get up/down/strange/charm
― koogs, Tuesday, 5 May 2026 09:07 (one month ago)
i can see why i bounced off Only Connect when it started - they are all very posh
― koogs, Wednesday, 6 May 2026 20:48 (one month ago)
these people on only connect have never seen only connect, i have realised, because it hasn't been on tv yet. except it's the quarter finals now, so they have.
― koogs, Monday, 18 May 2026 19:16 (one month ago)
When we did it, the whole thing was in the can before anything aired, and we only saw the episodes we were in because we were in them. So it's entirely possible these people have no concept of what's gone or is going on at all.
― ailsa, Monday, 18 May 2026 20:16 (one month ago)
Like, we recorded two in March and three in April, I think? And those episodes aired in December onwards. Had it been series one, we'd have had no idea of anything else other than those and the first we'd have seen anything else would have been months after we'd finished filming.
― ailsa, Monday, 18 May 2026 20:19 (one month ago)
it shows in these episodes in the lack of trying combinations on the wall and finishing group 3 without considering the connection for group 4.
the one connection yesterday seemed unfair in that you could never have realised they all rhymed from the first clue, there was no possible way to get 5 points. (they got 0)
the missing vowels round seems much harder in these early episodes.
― koogs, Tuesday, 19 May 2026 03:55 (one month ago)
just watched s1e01 and yes, it's quite strange!
― kinder, Tuesday, 19 May 2026 20:10 (one month ago)
woah at s02e01 - victoria's personality has completely changed to the modern one - funny monologue, and not letting the teams introduce themselves. younger contestants, much less stuffy.
still haven't seen anyone with even as much as a suntan though.
― koogs, Friday, 29 May 2026 13:06 (one month ago)
The Beast on OC tonight
― koogs, Tuesday, 2 June 2026 18:36 (one month ago)
the vixen on oc tonight
the one from the chase, not the one from gladiators
― Bog Dork (koogs), Tuesday, 23 June 2026 18:56 (one week ago)