The Ring

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mark s, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

pokemon three is set in a giant art deco crystallised vagina
I am awaiting the art nouveau melted penis sequel. ;-)

helen fordsdale, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

That's the Digimon movie - cheap rip-off.

Pete, Monday, 26 November 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...
CRIVENS i have just seen the ad on the tv for the hateful hollywood version and i'll be fucked if they don't actually SHOW most of the final TV CRAWLY OUTY SCENE on it!!!! even less point to see this, unless to check how unscary the US video will be

zemko (bob), Friday, 7 February 2003 22:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

also name some other blatant examples of pointless "ahh that was a really good film i enjoyed it very much so much so in fact i will make it myself"

zemko (bob), Friday, 7 February 2003 22:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

In the remake of The Vanishing, by the same director (unique in that?), the trailer/ad shows the astounding twist ending - except they have to graft a happy ending onto the US remake, so it doesn't really.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 7 February 2003 22:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Er, I rather liked this film, but perhaps I would have liked it less had I seen the Japanese original first..,?

Amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 8 February 2003 01:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

i look forward to seeing this, partly because naomi watts is quite the fox.

weasel diesel (K1l14n), Saturday, 8 February 2003 01:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I quite liked the American version of The Ring. It was really a throwback to old horror movies of the 1970s in the best possible way.

Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 8 February 2003 01:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

P-p-possible s-s-spoilers a-a-a-head



Rosenbaum in the Reader complained that it was just a bunch of jolts with no coherence but the unexplained malevolence aspect was what made it so effective.

P.S. Naomi Watts is so lovely, esp. when her two top front teeth hang enticingly over her lower lip ....

Amateurist (amateurist), Saturday, 8 February 2003 01:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

two years pass...
Ring 2 - p-p-p-piece of shit. More scary moments than the original, but no movie around them, it was a lot like the Ju-on remake complete with hotttt blonde lead. There was zero in the way of mood or atmosphere (best thing about the original was the cinematography) and the narrative was bordering on incoherent (wait, she doesn't need the tape now, wha'?).

You've got characters who exist only so Watts can explain important plot points, characters who exist only to spell out, loudly and in detail the ripped-from-the-headlines elements, etc. Very stupid film, or made by people who think the audience is very stupid.

Bonus: Some of the worst CGI and rear-projection I've seen in a mainstream Hollywood production. The elk attack was painful to watch.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 04:07 (nineteen years ago) link

The ELK attack?

(I mistyped that as ELF attack initially and was imagining Will Farrell on the rampage.)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah, many angry elk (at least one of whom was awful 1992-esque CGI).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 04:20 (nineteen years ago) link

actually, i thought that was splendidly surreal in a truly original way (and yes, i actually mean surreal). i enjoyed the bathtub scene too, visually. as well as the fucked up spider crawl thing. other than that this movie was really really really really really awful.

i had to wash my mouth out with "Millions" just to be able to face myself in the mirror.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 04:43 (nineteen years ago) link

millions of?

Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 04:50 (nineteen years ago) link

the movie "Millions"... Danny Boyle's new movie. It was great. Really sweet. I cried and I never cry in theaters.

firstworldman (firstworldman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 04:52 (nineteen years ago) link

the bathtub scene reminded way too much of a semi-bad acid experience. But it was well-done (compared to the rest of the awfulness).

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 05:04 (nineteen years ago) link

dude, NAOMI WATTS

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 05:29 (nineteen years ago) link

If you looked long enough you could see the boredom in her eyes.

milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 05:31 (nineteen years ago) link

The book goes a long way towards explaining eveything (as is usually the case), and still the movie did well too I thought, considering how much you have to compress the storyline to pack it into the film.

As I didn't read it in the original Japanese, it may've lost something in translation.

For the record I thought Ring 2 was good as well. Ring 0 sucked.

Has anyone seen the Chinese rip-off? Apparently it's meant to be pretty good.

Sasha (sgh), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 05:51 (nineteen years ago) link

the Chinese rip-off

Is this the Korean Ring The Ring Virus? If anything it's actually closer to the book plot than the first film, but the acting is dreadful and it's a pretty shoddy film - the director Dong-bin Kim said he wanted to take the horror out and put the mystery back in. It won't surprise you that he fails, but there are at least two good scenes in it.

The film people are missing, and I know it's hard to get, is Rasen: Ring Spiral - the original Ring 2. It came out before Ring 2, and wasn't made by Nakata Hideo, but uses a couple of actors we've seen before. It tries to make the 'proper' Ring series much more like the book and doesn't do badly - it certainly makes more sense than the 'proper' Ring 2, it's just not very well made.

Somebody stop me before I start on Ring: Kanzenban, Ring: Saishuushou/The Final Chapter or Rasen: The Series. Please.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 10:32 (nineteen years ago) link

i hope that's part of a concept LP

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 28 March 2005 03:29 (nineteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m31tnsnqOM1qb5tj7o4_250.gif

dayo, Friday, 27 April 2012 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

Poor Sadako, falling down like that! Thankfully the mohawk mouse was there to help her.

Tuomas, Friday, 27 April 2012 13:54 (twelve years ago) link

three years pass...

just scared the shit out of meself

was watching match of the day, this came on after. didn't fancy it- im last up and im jittery enough with horrors.

remote, press. nothing.

huh

remote, press. nothing.

ah here.

remote, mash. light flashing ok. nothing.

video in the movie is starting.

moment of absolute terror. the signal is coming from inside the tv, etc.

literal thought: i dont want to die, i made enough dinner tonight to cover tomorrow too.

wait a minute......it's monday.

i was watching match of the day on record. with UPC recordings you've to press a specific button to exit. found it. worked. breathe.

if i didn't hate that functionality already i sure will by the time these jeans are dry.

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:07 (eight years ago) link

upc is scarier than the ring.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:09 (eight years ago) link

if u watch upc yr upc box dies within a week

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:10 (eight years ago) link

when i worked for virgin, it got taken over by the company that owns upc. they sent a few of the irish upc people to london. they were all the worst people i've ever met in my life.

we had an away day, them having fired half my team and moved me to a new department (coincidentally sat beside a girl i'd been meant to go on a date with over that christmas, which never happened) - at this away day they covered the entire floor in photos and you had to pick three, one for "where you are", one for "where you're going" and "one for where you're at".

i can't remember all three of mine but i know one was a killer whale and i picked it and said "i am dying slowly from the polluted seas around me". got offered redundancy about two months later.

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:18 (eight years ago) link

that's much better than watching a video and getting offered death a week later tbf

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:23 (eight years ago) link

yeah the similarities are there but overall an offer of death is fairly stingy

japanese mage (LocalGarda), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:27 (eight years ago) link

It's all they have to give you under the Tories tbftttg

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:39 (eight years ago) link

I sneaked a tiny snippet of a gif of the Ring video into a Keynote presentation I gave at work the other day.

draxx them sklounst (dog latin), Monday, 14 March 2016 23:51 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

Okay I admit this is pretty brilliant.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRPzB4RNc

Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 January 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link

three years pass...

god this movie slaps

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

ringu also slaps. spiral and ringu 2 are less successful but ringu 2 has like five or six unbelievably awesome ideas in it anyway

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link

oh i guess i bumped a thread that was initially about ringu. hilarious

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link

Shit, I haven’t seen this in so long. Need to rectify that.

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onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 03:30 (three years ago) link

It’s probably just me being over sensitive but I’ve always thought that rendering the Japanese title as “Ringu” feels a little “hur hur they can’t even say ring”. Sure it’s the literal romaji of リング, but that’s how you write “ring” in katakana, and it would be pronounced “ring” by a Japanese person.

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 12:10 (three years ago) link

IME it was always referred to as "The Ring" until the inferior US remake came out, I understand the need to distinguish, but it seems like a unnecessary compromise when we could just agree to call the original "The Ring" and just agree to never speak about the remake again.

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 13:22 (three years ago) link

the remake is good!

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link

if the original didn't exist, it would maybe be good

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link

No, the original was released in English markets as “Ring”, the The only applies to the remake

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link

'Ringu' is easier to say than 'Ring...no, the Japanese original, it's much better you know and doesn't mess up the key scene with a FUCKING CAR CHASE'.

a combination no self-respecting gunter would have trouble remembering (Matt #2), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link

Very easy to distinguish between them, one has The and therefore sucks (I haven’t seen it but the The is bad)

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link

the remake is an incredibly good movie. since it’s a literal pronunciation of the katakana, i got few beefs with referring to the original as ringu

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link

also there isn’t a car chase in the remake?

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

one of the best remakes ever made tbh, some of the things it does i prefer to the original (which i will hereby refer to as “the original”)

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

in the remake I was annoyed by

* too much work being done to humanize the characters, explain motivation, etc.
* less muddy photography
* the most important shot of all when she comes out of the TV looked much more conventional horror therefore less scary
* there being an actual picture of a ring in the video

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

wow i disagree with all of that, the character work seems aligned with the original for the most part except for expanding the precociousness of the kid. the photography in the original ring is also really clean? gore verbinski admittedly makes it cleaner but that's part of why it's so gorgeous. the shots of the trees while she's staying in the cabin are my favorite

there being an actual picture of a ring in the video

the ring is the well, it's in the original too, though the image looks different

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 14:36 (three years ago) link

my only real issue with the remake is they put too much stuff in the video

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 14:36 (three years ago) link

it is also amazing how the the faces of the ppl killed by the tape in the remake look even more terrifying than in the og

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

some combo of drowned, strangled, and decayed

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

it may be that I had a poor VHS copy of the original, if so that was a blessing.

the characterisation I didn't like was expanding on the journalist / mother's life as a stressed professional single mum, it wasn't so much that it was a change from the original, it was just that it felt like they were trying to humanize her / build identification with her, which for me works against the mood of the film.

but yeah, making the kid a generic creepy kid would also go on my list.

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

It sounds like what you liked about the original is that it was... inscrutable

DJP, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

the characterisation I didn't like was expanding on the journalist / mother's life as a stressed professional single mum, it wasn't so much that it was a change from the original, it was just that it felt like they were trying to humanize her / build identification with her, which for me works against the mood of the film.

there's literally not much more material on this in the remake than there is in the original, they even have the same line of dialogue about it (can't remember exactly what it is but it's something like "he's used to me being away")

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link


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