How to Determine the Gender of an ILXer

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(oops, sorry. got carried away, with all that groping going on and stuff. i'll stick to the huck finn roundabout apple rout then. ...never worn a skirt, me, by the way)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Or, you can take The Spark Gender Test

Thankfully, it guessed that I was a guy. barely.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am a girl.

i figured i'd clear this misunderstanding once and for all

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Prove it!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

i can vouch for her

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 March 2003 05:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

ned's a girl!
Yay! Now I just need to work on transcending gender!
jess is all things to all people
He's not a woman, he's not a man, he is something you can never understand.

But me, I'm a human, I'm a dove, I'm your conscience, I am love.

Best. Post. Ever!

(oops)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 13 March 2003 05:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

tag closer

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 13 March 2003 08:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned's not a dove. He's a seagull.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 13 March 2003 08:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Best stereotypes EVAH!!!

Oh no, I'm a GUY!

― kate, Thursday, 13 March 2003 09:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am not an indykid. nor am i a DDB :-(

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 13 March 2003 09:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

grow that fringe marcello

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 13 March 2003 09:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

what with? fisons? ;-)

i have limited hair options - unlike the fringe i did indeed have some 20 years ago :-(

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 13 March 2003 09:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like to think that there are people who think I am a man. Oh, that sounds wrong. I guess actually that the painfully twee email address give it away.

― alix (alix), Thursday, 13 March 2003 11:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned's not a dove. He's a seagull.

"Fly with meeeeeeeeeeeeee, lesbian seagull."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

It would be nice if people on ILE could guess my gender. They could tell me what it's supposed to be.

</half-serious>

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oops, give me more clues about how to guess genders. I've been up all night trying to guess yours.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Check out the "Guess who I am w/no clothes" thread, jaymc

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can well believe 'ends a post with '*harumph'=female', seeing as my girlfriend quite often says 'harumph' and I've never heard a bloke say it.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Didn't J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man used to say something like 'harumph' sometimes? Is JJJ a woman? Was this before they invented Immac? (Sorry, Veet...)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's no help, Oops. You were "proven" male, to which you replied "tee-hee."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also, Oops -- I sent you an e-mail.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sending oops an e-mail = male.
Not sending oops an e-mail = female.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ouch!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I replied 'tee-hee' cuz it was funny. It was funny cuz it was true)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

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