he's back
http://www.theonion.com/video/autistic-reporter-train-thankfully-unharmed-in-cra,20098/
― caek, Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
:D
― until you can see right thru (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/fiscally-im-a-rightwing-nutjob-but-on-social-issue,20486/
― Neil S, Friday, 20 May 2011 15:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/video/cashstrapped-pbs-releases-nova-special-on-physics,20508/
― StanM, Saturday, 21 May 2011 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/p4CFW.png
― Princess TamTam, Saturday, 21 May 2011 05:14 (fifteen years ago)
The online reaction to that has been kind of funny. I've noticed that some right-wing folks recognize that it's satire but think it's satirizing Planned Parenthood -- as in, "See, even The Onion thinks Planned Parenthood has gone too far!" Which doesn't really make sense rhetorically, but I can sort of understand how a pro-lifer might accidentally work it out that way.
― jaymc, Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:23 (fifteen years ago)
Or they think that it makes fun of both sides equally, like this guy:
While I think the partial goal is to poke fun at how prolifers supposedly view Planned Parenthood, there's also a good deal that hits abortion clinics like the floor plan where a day care center promises that young children can play "while their unborn siblings are being terminated elsewhere in the facility"
Like, how is that not ALSO poking fun at how pro-lifers view Planned Parenthood?
― jaymc, Saturday, 21 May 2011 06:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://literallyunbelievable.tumblr.com/
― We need to talk about Bevan (DL), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:24 (fifteen years ago)
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llkditPaSk1qkt6yoo1_500.jpg
wau
― tamari teenage riot (schlump), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:36 (fifteen years ago)
never work in its satan life and this is why america is being destroyed.
― cee-lo v. city of new london (get bent), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:50 (fifteen years ago)
ahahaha <3 u, internet
― ban drake (the author in the military science fiction subgenre) (history mayne), Friday, 27 May 2011 09:53 (fifteen years ago)
lady's profile pic is very http://i.imgur.com/Ro7aY.jpg
― circa1916, Friday, 27 May 2011 10:28 (fifteen years ago)
we shouldn't bother masking these idiot's names.
― kate78, Friday, 27 May 2011 11:23 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001948873802
― nuclear power, jet propulsion, radar, laser beams, cordless phone (abanana), Friday, 27 May 2011 12:57 (fifteen years ago)
Favorite Teams: Dallas Cowboysand yeah that is some amazing trollface likealook
― he he he what would i not eat? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:33 (fifteen years ago)
Holy shit her face is identical!
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:42 (fifteen years ago)
"We have libertine and degeneratrd the USA."
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-just-going-to-grab-guitar-and-old-fourtrack-go,20682/
The extremely convincing audio clip is what really makes it.
― hated old moniker, too tired to think of a clever new one (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:42 (fifteen years ago)
The story of my life
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:50 (fifteen years ago)
I like the chord progression a tiny bit. Am I doomed? Snare drum is the most hilarious detail.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:55 (fifteen years ago)
Well it couldn't be simpler so I think that makes it alright.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Sunday, 12 June 2011 03:59 (fifteen years ago)
Man Just Going To Grab Guitar And Old Four-Track, Go Out To Cabin In Woods, Make Shittiest Album Anyone's Ever Heard
is this about Bon Iver
― Concierto Para Bongo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 12 June 2011 04:45 (fifteen years ago)
Oh wait it kinda is obliquely NEVER MIND
― Concierto Para Bongo (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 12 June 2011 04:55 (fifteen years ago)
wanted to post it in US Politics, because hey, what couldn't happen. then i realized...
http://www.theonion.com/articles/tim-pawlenty-shaves-off-every-hair-on-his-body-in,20730/
― whenever the vein was to throb (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 16:43 (fourteen years ago)
The Onion OTM.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-massive-wildfires-geopolitical-crises-aids,20830/
― StanM, Monday, 20 June 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoeCV8QBax0
― all the pretty HOOSes (gbx), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 01:37 (fourteen years ago)
forbeckhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9nG5D3iFb8
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 13:22 (fourteen years ago)
afashb
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 13:27 (fourteen years ago)
Al-Qaeda Claims U.S. Mass Transportation Infrastructure Must Drastically Improve Before Any Terrorist Attacks
― The Reverend, Friday, 29 July 2011 06:28 (fourteen years ago)
i loved this: http://www.onionsportsnetwork.com/articles/manager-pitcher-go-through-entire-bottle-of-wine-d,20983/
― shannon goon (symsymsym), Friday, 29 July 2011 08:02 (fourteen years ago)
I drift in and out of noticing them, but they seem to be on a roll lately.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/obama-turns-50-despite-republican-opposition,21061/
― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Friday, 5 August 2011 00:10 (fourteen years ago)
lol
― Artist TamTran (brownie), Friday, 5 August 2011 00:47 (fourteen years ago)
Scientists Trace Heat Wave To Massive Star At Center Of Solar System
― peter in montreal, Monday, 8 August 2011 15:57 (fourteen years ago)
fuck is this fucking paywall bullshit my life is ruined /canadian
― shannon goon (symsymsym), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 02:24 (fourteen years ago)
incognito mode
― caek, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 02:30 (fourteen years ago)
whoa. thx dude
― shannon goon (symsymsym), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 02:36 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/visa-exposed-as-massive-credit-card-scam,21136/
― StanM, Monday, 15 August 2011 19:29 (fourteen years ago)
<3 this oldie
http://www.theonion.com/articles/just-wait-til-i-get-these-fucking-rubber-bands-off,10678/
― cloud computing, robotics, 3G wireless connectivity, Skype, (history mayne), Tuesday, 16 August 2011 11:12 (fourteen years ago)
So you have to PAY MONEY to read the Onion now. Golden age of the net is over.
― Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 06:53 (fourteen years ago)
five posts up
― Ellen Allien ... in my urethra? (sic), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:18 (fourteen years ago)
what are you people talking about - everything loads as usual for me
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:22 (fourteen years ago)
there was a great one a few months ago titled 'NYTimes.com's Plan To Charge People Money For Consuming Goods, Services Called Bold Business Move' so
― creatively bankrupt newish posters whose dns are just lil b puns (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:25 (fourteen years ago)
i think there's a us/outside of us thing at the mo, but you get a window saying you've had your fill of free news after a certain point i think. & then you can just refresh & keep reading?, idk
― (using no way as way) (schlump), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:26 (fourteen years ago)
http://www.theonion.com/articles/nytimescoms-plan-to-charge-people-money-for-consum,19847/
still not seen the afforementioned window, but maybe the modifyHeaders fix for getting to see the daily show from the uk works for this too...
― koogs, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:30 (fourteen years ago)
"If this fails, I'd honestly rather The New York Times not exist in a world where people are unwilling to pay the price of a fucking movie ticket for a monthly online subscription."
& then you can just refresh & keep reading?, idk
5 pages per month, then it pops up a "cough up or fuck off" screen blocking everything on the page
― Ellen Allien ... in my urethra? (sic), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:42 (fourteen years ago)
I just clicked on 8 or 9 pages on onion.com in a row and it hasnt done that to me.
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:50 (fourteen years ago)
it happened to me
― creatively bankrupt newish posters whose dns are just lil b puns (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 11:52 (fourteen years ago)
it's already been mentioned upthread, but opening onion pages in incognito mode will get you around the "cough up or fuck off" screen
― peter in montreal, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:23 (fourteen years ago)
how might one do that?
― creatively bankrupt newish posters whose dns are just lil b puns (history mayne), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 13:32 (fourteen years ago)