NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

pavlyuchenko the name that matters

crouch would have been a better fit for the abou diaby thread than abou diaby imo

What's gonna happen to Bellamy anyhow? Feyenoord is very keen on signing him. A delegation of fans even brought him a Feyenoord-shirt not too long ago, Bellamy saying it was "a dream of his" to play for Feyenoord.

He wore the shirt too iirc

lol

There's photos around somewhere

as a young boy growing up in south wales, he dreamt of the brothels and container warehouses of rotterdam

trloll

http://www.lunaticnews.nl/files/uploads/Bellamy-Feyenoord-shirt-620x826.jpg

No i'm serious!

It's quite hilarious

Bellamy admits Feyenoord lure

(just see this as the half-time entertainment of Spurs-Citeh)

nah i meant bellamy

Bellamy at feyenoord would make them a must-manage in fm2012

Not a peno there

really wish we had a decent option just to fuck it into the box at, we've had it on the wing all game

craig bellamy has such soulful celtic eyes

OMG Nakh, ya poet!

(it's funny cause it's true!)

it's why as a young bow growing up in south wales, he dreamt of the vomit strewn terraces of glasgow

that last aerial challenge on crouch is, simply, a penalty

Never get those

lol lj

Only caught this from the start of the second half but this looks like a real Tottenham 2011 performance, loads of possession, lots of attacking intent, but good lord the finishing.

crouch will you at least try to stay out the way you stupid awful useless cuntish cunt

matt, crouch is treating the ball like a fucking relay baton, his movement has mo chroi briste

Good performance beside, but citeh happy to settle obv

has crouch ever chested the ball on target the cunt

Honestly, anything to keep his heading stats down

lol tevez

Who do we think is lame enough to buy Crouch off us this summer? Newcastle? Can Stoke afford him?

Can see him at Loftus Road actually.

Please let our season just end, we look dead on our feet now.

yeah.

Crouch and defoe back to pompey

ffs comedy defendin again

lennon and corluka are so good on the right

I hope Stoke kick the shit out of them on Saturday. And I hope they spend another £300m without winning anything.

i hope we can get lescott off them without havin to pay all his wages

This degree of celebration for the world's richest club dragging themselves to fourth place (or third)

vdv hasnt be worth his place again tonight.

I'm hoping he's carryin an injury, cos otherwise he's just been awful for the majority of his pitch time since january

citeh should be disappointed not to have won this league, instead they're delighted to have beaten a spurs side that have reverted to all too familiar 'not quite/not arsed' form this season

Given I was resigned to defeat, I'm surprised how much this hurts.

Remember when we kicked the shit out of them at the start of the season and only Joe Hart kept them in the game? Happier times.

almost same tonight

Also, that's been most of our season. Totally failed to turn even our few good performances into results

contender for third or fourth most depressing Spurs performance of the season in its own way - just looked at BBC text update having come in from the pub and the way Nults describes it you'd think it was some sort of siege of Leningrad deal, but one rotten miss from Modric aside they never actually came close to scoring

one defoe chance late on cleared by richards, and one good hart save from pienaar, but yeah we didnt have em on the rack or anything

we're not even in the runnin for fifth tbh

oh doh the Hart save, I did a fey ooh of appreciation at it iirc

Man City keeper Joe Hart on Sky Sports: "We've got some big you-know-whats in this side" <<<I don't, actually

I'll regret saying this, but there's a perfect alignment of the planets for Spurs to be absolutely murdered in their next match

cudicini made two good saves, so no comfort there, even

Harry's pretty much admitted he doesn't want to take part in the Europa League next season. Not sure he'd mind coming sixth.

much like his attitude towards the cup when we were in it, that's unacceptable

Would be less so if he'd even bothered using his squad this season

Yes, i suppose it spares us the indignity of watching half the youth team line up against Shakhtar Donetsk or Benfica next year.

I've got a lot of respect for what he has done but we've lacked belief, motivation and a plan B in so many games we really should have won this season. I can't fathom what Niko has done to upset him.

Yeah given our goalscoring problems, and his goalscoring record, completely ignoring Kranjcar all season is some Rafa-esque mentalism.

I don't even think we've particularly lacked motivation or belief, but yeah lack of a plan B has been a big problem, especially given we haven't had a gamechanger to bring off the bench, except the aforementioned Niko. Given the number of chances we've created all season we need a complete striking transfusion really, but I suspect Levy's "sell before you buy" rule may hold that up (you'd expect SOMEONE to buy each of them eventually though).

when kranjcar saw bentley and keane leave on loan, he had to think he was gonna see some game time