NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

would be quite happy with "arsenal won't win the etc" tbh

lol yeah "arsenal will lose half a dozen soft matches"

that will be funnier than a liverpool title but tradition, people!

Mostly I'm thinking: why was anyone else allowed to be permanent manager for the last twenty years?

Seriously: give Kenny the rest of 91/92 off, get him back for the new season, and maybe the Ferguson nightmare never happens?

xp it's true, we can't go weak at the knees and back out just as the thread title's trolling potential begins to flicker anew

still want "arsene knows" for the summer transfer thread though mind

Liverpool looking good to clinch that 30th league title tonight.

'Man Utd still won't win the Premiership 2011/12'

in Ismael's alternate universe I'm imagining Bryan Robson as the popular but inept manager of perma-bridesmaids United. and United being a lot less hated.

Gary Neville has to have Jamie Redknapp's glamorous wife and American tv career instead oh no wait

Glazers' Texan injunction succeeds, United cast into limbo and are soon eclipsed by FCUM

Better stop now, this is the sort of daydreaming a hoy hoy was doing at halftime v Newcastle

Everton right back Wayne Rooney captains England to a memorable Euro 2008 trophy.

Amazing.

Better stop now, this is the sort of daydreaming a hoy hoy was doing at halftime v Newcastle

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 9 May 2011 20:49 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol i went for a nap at halftime as was doing actual dreaming. about 20 minutes in tho i was pondering our highest score ever doe.

First to congratulate Rooney is England's victorious 1998 World Cup captain Neil Ruddock xp

give Kenny the rest of 91/92 off

He quit in the 90/91 season. In 1991/92 he was busy getting Blackburn promoted and splashing around Walker's millions, while Souness was destroying Liverpool.

and it all falls apart, just like that

Resurrection slightly delayed

Dalglish Second Coming league table makes for interesting reading (since 8th January, ordered on points-per-game)

  	  		P 	W 	D 	L 	CS 	FtS 	F 	A 	GD 	Pt 	PPG
1 	Chelsea 	15 	11 	2 	2 	6 	2 	31 	11 	+20 	35 	2.33
2 	Liverpool 	15 	9 	3 	3 	8 	0 	30 	12 	+18 	30 	2.00
3 	Man United 	16 	10 	2 	4 	7 	3 	30 	15 	+15 	32 	2.00
4 	Arsenal 	15 	7 	6 	2 	7 	2 	27 	17 	+10 	27 	1.80
5 	Everton 	15 	7 	5 	3 	3 	2 	27 	19 	+8 	26 	1.73
6 	Fulham	 	14 	6 	5 	3 	6 	3 	21 	12 	+9 	23 	1.64
7 	Man City 	13 	6 	2 	5 	4 	3 	21 	17 	+4 	20 	1.54
8 	Tottenham  	14 	4 	8 	2 	4 	3 	20 	19 	+1 	20 	1.43
9 	Aston Villa 	15 	5 	6 	4 	2 	1 	22 	20 	+2 	21 	1.40
10 	WBA	 	15 	5 	6 	4 	0 	2 	26 	29 	-3 	21 	1.40
11 	Stoke City 	15 	5 	4 	6 	4 	6 	20 	18 	+2 	19 	1.27
12 	Bolton	 	14 	5 	1 	8 	3 	5 	15 	21 	-6 	16 	1.14
13 	Newcastle 	15 	3 	7 	5 	3 	6 	17 	21 	-4 	16 	1.07
14 	Wolves	 	15 	4 	4 	7 	2 	5 	20 	28 	-8 	16 	1.07
15 	Birmingham 	16 	4 	5 	7 	3 	3 	16 	29 	-13 	17 	1.06
16 	Wigan Athletic 	15 	3 	6 	6 	1 	5 	18 	26 	-8 	15 	1.00
17 	West Ham  	14 	3 	4 	7 	2 	5 	19 	26 	-7 	13 	0.93
18 	Blackburn 	14 	2 	5 	7 	4 	6 	13 	21 	-8 	11 	0.79
19 	Sunderland 	14 	3 	2 	9 	1 	6 	16 	31 	-15 	11 	0.79
20 	Blackpool 	17 	2 	5 	10 	1 	3 	22 	39 	-17 	11 	0.65

f me

was going to comment earlier saying i fucking hate english football chanting but then they start up singing to the tune of heartbeat and all is forgiven.

anyone know what the song is, answers on a postcard please.

i have a boner for suarez.

was going to say "stauner" but too scottish.

Aw yeah, round the keeper, love that

what a hit from maxi for fourth

bloody awesome ball from johnson for maxi's 2nd, no goal if he'd put it anywhere else

Four bookings for Fulham - how many do they need to knock themselves out of Europe?

lovely.

only switched this match on around 70 mins in, sorry i didnt watch more - excellent stuff.

anyone know what the song is, answers on a postcard please.

Maxi Rodriguez runs down the wing for me... da dada da da etc repeat

cracker.

anything with dooo doo doo doo doos in it always goes down a treat.

Five bookings now - I hope Harry's Spurs inherit the Europa League spot

I thought it was "Just Can't Get Enough", myself.

and to think i'd read instead of watching this. had city-spurs picked out as the match i'd watch midweek. i = numpty.

"Just can't get enough" is the Suarez song

celtic's green brigade were the originators of just can't get enough as a terrace chant. now it's all over the shop, and celtic fans sing it too often, and i'm fucking sick of it! after loving it for ages.

wait sidwell is at fulham?

i feel i've had that reaction a couple of times and then forget it.

xps MLS fans have picked up on it now

went in the January window, we were after him as well but fuck that considering he put Guedioura out for most of the season. good old Mick, always thinking.

xpost. while its ubiquity is annoying me i think that's great! apparently the lads just sung it on buses to games, just as a laugh, not expecting to sing it at the games, and now it's ended up across the atlantic.

The Maxi Rodriguez song is so good.

http://shrani.si/f/2u/cm/13hcv7Fg/2uom26o.jpg

That's about right. Number 19 next season or else.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbj9o0ER77U

Is it that he is not wearing his wedding ring or his flies are open?

wedding ring