NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

lol i hope they all die in a fire

Lol defence.

Holy fucking lol

it's like in sensible soccer when you made your little man run straight up to the opposing goal from kick off and just tap it in.

Full time whistle now, please

okay so i gave it 5 mins to have a crap thinking nowt will happen surely in the first few mins. bugger

36 seconds lol

Utd player or not, I kinda love J-S Park. Running tings here.

HOLY SHIT HAHAAHAHAHA

awesome, really

jesus that was beautiful

chelsea look like scoring as well, this could be an interesting game

really want utd to lose title & cl final and also stop existing but still lolololol

ffs no point in me watching now - turned on late, missed #2 through a sticky stream, so I get all the triumphalism and none of the action to get there

like every new fan since 1995 tbh

haha

is all the lols aimed at arsenal or someone want to fill me in?

2-0 Utd Sam. Easy peasy.

VDS having a good game

goal straight from kick off I think, second presumably from the fk Rooney was shaping up to hit when my screen froze

goal was from a short corner Ik. First goal was 36 secs, not quite straight from kick off. Luiz with epic fail on cutting out JS Park through ball.

luiz threw hella shapes at a straight ball, psyched himself out in the end

From James, on text: "Getting ahead of myself here but... this is probably the team to start against Barca, and if they come out of the blocks like this United have every chance of beating them."

Pretty sure this is exactly what Utd did for the first 9 mins in 2009.

thing is barca dont play like blocks

or bollocks.

this man u thing wd be painful but y'know

:D

Is asking for a booking disgusting only if you wave an imaginary card?

they'll get fuckin killed if they play 442 vs barcelona, and quite conceivably even if they don't

enjoying chelsea fans' song for rooney

Is asking for a booking disgusting only if you wave an imaginary card?

giggs spends 5-10 minutes of a match haranguing the referee. must be his small dick.

our Elliot was getting score updates in the church, got to the pub in time for the second half and there were a couple of other Wolves lads in there. we celebrated a small amount. 3 more points ought to do it i think

Theoretically Chelsea should be outnumbering Utd in midfield, but Park not really playing on the left, Rooney is shading towards that side whilst kinda playing upfront as well, so it's more Carrick/Giggs/Park + Rooney vs Lampard/Essien/Mikel.

and lampard is playing like utter shite

Someone told me a Kaka swap for Lampard was a thing. Didn't believe them.

Chelsea could easily end up down to ten men in the second half

enjoying chelsea fans' song for rooney

Have they got a song for famously family-orientated footballer Ryan Giggs?

Oh well that's fair enough, Utd are clearly miles better than whoever this other lot are. Can't believe Liverpool are no longer the most successful club though. First time in my lifetime I believe, it feels all wrong.

Utd have been pretty great tbf. Couldn't really ask for more than that first half performance. Perhaps they really are the best team in the country. Hmph.

IK we need Utd to win so that we can then "knock them right off their fucking perch";)

Stay on your feet, Butch

chelsea will be down to 10 if webb does caves in to the giggs/rooney moan-a-thon

Ivanovic' pretty lucky to still be on tbf. I can't really hate United when they're winning like this, I just wish certain individuals weren't so charmless with it.

Hate Chelsea and they've been nowhere near good enough and don't deserve to win the title this season but I kinda feel for Ronan (and ILX Liverpool fans in general) right now.

Top 4 is all charmless really.

We should get this Indian tv station to run our polls. "Do Chelsea have to win to keep their challenge alive? Call ..." (71% say yes)

Ah don't worry about it xp, can hardly begrudge Utd the crown after the past two decades - it's just I get extreme cognitive dissonance, given how things were when I was growing up.

Peter Drury currently pointing out that United wrapping the title up next week, with a CL final in the offing, would potentially be very good news for Blackpool, who they play on the last day of the season.

I don't like the new line about five European cups being the benchmark though - Utd only one game and a Vladimir Smicer masterclass away from being on terms there too. Much better to use this as a kick to start, y'know, winning things again.

Ooh, handball - that's Fergie's work, that decision.

Nah xp, utd (albeit 2nd XI) beat Hull in identical circumstances 2 years ago.

It's better news for Blackpool than having to play a United who NEED to beat them to win the title, surely?