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lol*2

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:29 (fifteen years ago)

to think about it another way, just because dem male presidents get called girly men doesnt make it less observably sexist if R's target a female presidential candidacy for the 'weaknesses' of women, you know?

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:32 (fifteen years ago)

^^^an example where the sex & race thing can actually be switched & the parallel works imo

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:33 (fifteen years ago)

A lot of the racism in this country stems not from some deep-seated conviction that race actually makes ppl biologically different in any fundamental way but that different cultures are suspect and a potential challenge to one's own. Birthers and tea-partiers always trot out their black members to show that they're not racists and they're mostly not towards them, because they agree w/them. It's precisely when they're actually forced to defend the rationality behind their assumption of superiority that they're most caustic, hence calling a moderate Democrat a socialist or Nazi, or saying the left hates America because it has the effrontery to make a critique. This where American 'exceptionalism' comes from. This is why when we torture it's justified since we're always the good guys. Most of the malicious lazy barbs about certain races stem from an unwillingness to actually look at the history of this country which might upend some ppl's self-regard.

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:35 (fifteen years ago)

or more accurately, a rejection of that history ("that was then, this is now", a sentiment which is sometimes warranted but not always; basically, if you catch yourself saying reactionary/mean shit, you should always check yourself)

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:38 (fifteen years ago)

thanks Steve Shasta!!

sooo, what's the implication there, the pakistani "military" and "intelligence" ppl are non-contiguous? is that how it works, i truly don't know.

goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:42 (fifteen years ago)

The next day, Pakistan’s top military body — the Joint Chiefs of Staff Committee — held its quarterly session, which was attended by Lt. Gen. Ahmed Shuja Pasha, the country's intelligence chief, who is not a regular member of the body. Pasha had visited the United States to meet with the head of the Central Intelligence Agency, Leon Panetta, on April 11.

er no, just looked i up and Lt. Gen. Ahmed Shuja Pasha is head of if the ISI.

goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

(as far as race & birtherism goes, part of me just kind of has to laugh -- if anything obama is exactly the kind of figure they have been trying to paint all democrats as forever. he just IS all of that stuff (professorial, rich, skinny, glib, liberal, not white) and they can barely understand why and how he won. he has scrambled their brains.

they are convinced if they just uncover some more crazy SeCrEts he will fall apart, but this is some kind of suppressed recognition that they wish his totally obvious, surface characteristics weren't enough to bury his career. come on!! the guy's black!! and the name!! what the fuck!!)

goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:49 (fifteen years ago)

guys. GUYS. the SEAL dogs have titanium teeth

http://www.thedaily.com/page/2011/05/05/050511-news-seal-dog-1-5/

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:51 (fifteen years ago)

lol, times version of that story is WAY cuddlier
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/05/science/05dog.html

Suzanne Belger, president of the American Belgian Malinois Club, said she was hoping the dog was one of her breed “and that it did its job and came home safe.” But Laura Gilbert, corresponding secretary for the German Shepherd Dog Club of America, said she was sure the dog was her breed “because we’re the best!”

http://www.mtv.com/shared/promoimages/bands/d/dj_khaled/khaled_021809/281x211.jpg

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

So one guy in the ISI squealed on another part of the ISI, right?

mh, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

they are convinced if they just uncover some more crazy SeCrEts he will fall apart, but this is some kind of suppressed recognition that they wish his totally obvious, surface characteristics weren't enough to bury his career. come on!! the guy's black!! and the name!! what the fuck!!)

― goole, Thursday, May 5, 2011 6:49 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

haha

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:00 (fifteen years ago)

Some dogs are big enough that, when they leap on a suspect, the person tends to drop to the ground, Sergeant Mylott said. Others bite arms or legs. “Different dogs do different things,” she said. “But whatever they do, it’s very difficult for that person to go any further.”

you don't say

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:02 (fifteen years ago)

Oh and can I just pour cold, chunky SCORN on all the Republicans/fake Independents now complaining that 9/11 and related events ought not be politicized by the President? #itsfinewhenwhiteydoesit

a modest broposal (suzy), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

this is a drop in the bucket of the long project of white & patriarchal supremacy

booming post imo

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:09 (fifteen years ago)

Some dogs are big enough that, when they leap on a suspect, the person tends to drop to the ground, Sergeant Mylott said. Others bite arms or legs. “Different dogs do different things,” she said. “But whatever they do, it’s very difficult for that person to go any further.”

you don't say

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, May 5, 2011 3:02 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this article was killing me last ngiht

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

"Navy SEALs used dogs in the mission against Bin Laden. What kind of dogs? The military won't say. But here are some facts about dogs. Some dogs are big. Some dogs are small. Some dogs are good at running, and some dogs are good at jumping."

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

its like, have we already run out of wildly speculative articles about how rugged and hot all the seals are that we have to go do this with DOGS now??

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

I want to see a military Pomeranian

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

I hope in the upcoming 'kill bin laden' videogame there's a secret code that lets you play the dog character

iatee, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

and that it is a pom pom

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:13 (fifteen years ago)

give me gangsta dawg gimme gangsta

goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

Found the Salon thing I was looking for, about identity and narrative and whatnot:

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/05/04/obama_bin_laden_birther/index.html

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

I'd like to discover events were livened up by a cadre of attack poodles (tbf I just like the phrase 'attack poodle'). xp

a modest broposal (suzy), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

Last year, the Seals bought four waterproof tactical vests for their dogs that featured infrared and night-vision cameras so that handlers — holding a three-inch monitor from as far as 1,000 yards away — could immediately see what the dogs were seeing. The vests, which come in coyote tan and camouflage, let handlers communicate with the dogs with a speaker, and the four together cost more than $86,000. Navy Seal teams have trained to parachute from great heights and deploy out of helicopters with dogs.

based on my limited dog exposure this seems like the worst fucking training ever

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:18 (fifteen years ago)

and you know why they don't work with pits? cuz pits aren't easily trained to attack people.

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:19 (fifteen years ago)

(I suppose the mental image I have of a Navy Seal jumping out of a plane with his arms wrapped around a terrified German Shepherd isn't actually how this works, upon reflection)

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:20 (fifteen years ago)

cool_dog.flv

goole, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:21 (fifteen years ago)

actually

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/navypooch.jpg

don't judge a book by its jpg (Edward III), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:22 (fifteen years ago)

number of jumps before they thought of the muzzle: 1

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:22 (fifteen years ago)

http://fullpets.com/images/c/69063_skydiving_dog.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.guy-sports.com/fun_pictures/dog_walking_helicopter.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

I want to see a military Pomeranian

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, May 5, 2011 3:12 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Dan do not make me dig up the Pets in Uniform thread.

Captain Hyrax (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:23 (fifteen years ago)

also it has to be difficult to do a tuck and roll when you reach the ground with a chestful of dog

xp: there isn't a single thing that isn't hilarious about these pictures

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

Wait until you see how they pick up the dog poop xp

Captain Hyrax (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.lansingcitypulse.com/lansing/imgs/media/howloween___1st_place___helicopter.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:24 (fifteen years ago)

http://timenewsfeed.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/helicopterdogs.jpg?w=455

omar little, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.ljmolineux.com/pets/navy-seal-dog2.jpg

scott seward, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:25 (fifteen years ago)

This is officially and unequivocally the highlight of my day, thanking u omar

Xp and scott

Captain Hyrax (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

paging whiney

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:26 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, how does SCUBA dog check his gauges there? Science demands an answer.

Captain Hyrax (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

pits were dope war dogs back in the day tho'
http://www.digitaldog.com/stubby.html

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

"How many PSI are you down to?"

"Woof!"

Captain Hyrax (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:27 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFmYaO6Ixdw

omar little, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:28 (fifteen years ago)

omg at these dogs

kind of like Madonna and the gays (history mayne), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:29 (fifteen years ago)

I was really, really hoping they had trained those dogs to deploy parachutes

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ht_navy_canine_k9_and_military_dogs_ss_9_jp_110505_ssh.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:31 (fifteen years ago)

Cry 'Hovercraft' and let slip the dogs of war...

a modest broposal (suzy), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

Have to shut my office door I am LOLing so loudly.

Captain Hyrax (Phil D.), Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

okay, this is now officially my favourite thread ever

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 5 May 2011 19:34 (fifteen years ago)


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