somehow it feelslike writing poems about deathis too macabre
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:02 (fifteen years ago)
a+
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
and yeathhere we abre
― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
to both o ye
Yeah but Darragh's is imagined in the dulcet tones of the Craggy Islanders, and that works - more so if yr man is saying bin Laden in a big bad CAAAAAAAAARK accent.
― a modest broposal (suzy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:08 (fifteen years ago)
o how dare you i sound like a smooth patrick stewart
― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
things I learned from the Bin Laden Dead? thread that I never wanted to know:
- Patrick Stewart is shaved
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
there once was a man called osamawho wanted to stay out of harm; acompound erectedcan't go undetected -no matter, he wasn’t a charmer.
― joe, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
- people are afraid to write dirty limericks about bin Laden
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
challenge
― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
New thread.
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
bin laden? for how long?
― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
i ain't bin laden six months!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
incomprehensible bin laden punch lines
osama? i hardly know you!
― scott seward, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
obama, sin laden
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
the world's unfriendliest bankof seventy-two virgin ranka supposed subterraneansaudi arabiangot fucked, in the end, by a yank
― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:24 (fifteen years ago)
wau
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
Osama Bin Laden walks into a bar, orders a gin and tonic. The bartender decides to pull a fast one on the foreign Bin Laden, and tells him the drink is $300, which he begrudgingly pays.
Bartender says "you know, we don't get many fundamentalist terrorists in this bar". Osama replies "At these prices , no wonder!"...
― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
....so then the bartender shot him, and the gov't invented a story about Navy SEALS
you don't understand, controversially shot in the face and chest then surreptitiously buried at sea is the name of my dog
― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
HAHA
― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:28 (fifteen years ago)
btw HOOS you should ask your ex-FB friend if she's seen pics of everybody who's died, ever
― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
how do we even know ppl die? EH?
― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:30 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le3oATdkJtM
― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:31 (fifteen years ago)
this thread; I knew last night that nursery rhymes were just around the corner...
― schizophrenics think I'm hilarious (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
There was an Osama who lived in a shoe....
― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:35 (fifteen years ago)
Navy Seals came, saw his headand put a bullet through
― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:37 (fifteen years ago)
knock knockwho's therethe navy, the us navy, with guns...oh shi...
― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:37 (fifteen years ago)
ahahahahaha
― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
for some reason that reminded me of the dude on the Turkish talk show who thought he could fly
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
Jim from The Corrs weighs in: http://www.nme.com/news/the-corrs/56463
Jim Corr has told the world about his own theory about the death of Osama Bin Laden, suggesting that the founder of al-Qaeda actually died ten years ago. The hitmaker, who has been an active member of a conspiracy theory group 911 Truth Movement in the past few years, has published his own beliefs on his Twitter page Twitter.com/jimcorrsays and on his official website, Jimcorr.com.
Corr has posted a spoof poster on his site which has the slogan "They dug him up and killed him again.
― piscesx, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
guys leave jim alone he's good ppl
― socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
Osama Bin Laden was a merry old soulAnd a merry old soul was heHe called for his wifeHe called for his hoThen the SEALs shot him up like swiss cheese
― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:44 (fifteen years ago)
had no idea CaptainLorax was in The Corrs
― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:45 (fifteen years ago)
http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh37/shiosaki_69/weed.gifReporters at Bin Laden's million-dollar hideout discovered small plots of marijuana growing in the deserted lots on the compound's perimeter.http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh37/shiosaki_69/weed.gif
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2011/05/03/2011-05-03_marijuana_crops_planted_at_osama_bin_ladens_compound_farmers_growing_ganja_near_.html
― gr8080, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
the real motivation for the mission
― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
CaptainLorax you have hot sisters
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:47 (fifteen years ago)
NO BLOOD FOR POT
― BIG YNGWIE aka the malmsteendriver (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:48 (fifteen years ago)
My mother made several 'illuminating' comments on Momphone today (explaining 'institutionalized racism' was always gonna be an uphill struggle) but I couldn't help guiltylol.jpg at 'Pakistan says they helped? Yeah, that was Zardari bringing OBL his fuckin' groceries.'
Clearly with this Pinwheels of Pot angle, OBL had munchies.
― a modest broposal (suzy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)
Can't decide whether OBL "won" because his 3-story "$1M mansion" was a dilapidated, moldy, sheetrock fort in rural Pakistan.
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 22:02 (fifteen years ago)
CaptainCorrax
― my cock could have convicted Manson (brownie), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:02 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.cnn.com/2011/TECH/social.media/05/04/fake.bin.laden.scam/index.html?hpt=T1
lol
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:07 (fifteen years ago)
^local radionsports talker today was bitching that his facebook account was hijacked after clicking on a pic of dead Bin Laden
― my cock could have convicted Manson (brownie), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:11 (fifteen years ago)
*radio sports talker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMP7Ys57ha4&feature=player_embedded
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:43 (fifteen years ago)
http://chzdailywhat.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/c7b8c94c-7522-4ecf-94ef-21ce8af00bfd.jpg
― Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 23:59 (fifteen years ago)
Audrey Tomason is an anagram of "You Osama Trend"― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Everybody slept on this, it's the lost season finale all over again
― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 May 2011 00:00 (fifteen years ago)
Steve Shasta -> Shaves Teats
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Thursday, 5 May 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)
rofl
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 5 May 2011 00:06 (fifteen years ago)