Bin Laden Dead?

Maybe if he'd consistently ended on a note that, say, inspired collective action, things wouldn't have gotten (as) worse.

xxp to Morbs

girl i recently friended just posted status update

"Now they won't even release photos of the AT SEA BURIAL?? If you still believe this shit, you are an IDIOT."

*unfriended*

I dunno, he seems kind of big on telling the truth to people, afaik? If he doesn't see anything getting better anytime soon maybe he has enough faith in the people listening to him to tell them so and let them deal with it as they wish- there's not much defeatist in that imo.

That's the funny thing; I believe he definitely has faith in people, or else he wouldn't do what he does. tbf, I might be blowing his "defeatism" out of proportion. But on the occasions I've seen it, it's depressing/annoying.

What would photos of an at sea burial look like?

The sea?

if bin laden was really alive he would've been on al jazeera on monday waving around a copy of the ny times

girl i recently friended just posted status update

"Now they won't even release photos of the AT SEA BURIAL?? If you still believe this shit, you are an IDIOT."

*unfriended*

Wouldn't the easiest thing to do with these kinds of people is point out that if mind control was so simple and 'obvious' that they can't even be sure they could trust their own memories and that therefore they're likely government plants? Then they can go away worrying about themselves and cry their life away in a corner.

maybe he's like keyser soze, he wants you to believe he's dead (xpost)

if bin laden was really alive he would've been on al jazeera on monday waving around a copy of the ny times

OBAMA DEFEATS BIN LADEN

rumors of my human shield greatly exaggerated etc

lolll

This is disturbing: http://jezebel.com/#!5798655/elisabeth-hasselbecks-osama-bin-laden-childrens-poem

is that any more disturbing than "ring around the rosey" or "London Bridge is falling down"

I stopped reading at "elisabeth hasselbeck" and you are still otm

xp

Osama Bin Laden was a very bad guy
He hurt many people, don't ask me why
We shot him in the head and now he is dead
Now close your eyes and go to bed
Or Navy Seals will storm your bedroom too

There once was a man called Osama...

Eh, I give up.

there once was a man called bin laden
who thought that he'd hidden but haddn'
a team picked for the purpose
breached his habeus corpus
now we're all either gladden' or madden'

somehow it feels
like writing poems about death
is too macabre

a+

and yeath
here we abre

to both o ye

Yeah but Darragh's is imagined in the dulcet tones of the Craggy Islanders, and that works - more so if yr man is saying bin Laden in a big bad CAAAAAAAAARK accent.

o how dare you i sound like a smooth patrick stewart

things I learned from the Bin Laden Dead? thread that I never wanted to know:

- Patrick Stewart is shaved

there once was a man called osama
who wanted to stay out of harm; a
compound erected
can't go undetected -
no matter, he wasn’t a charmer.

- people are afraid to write dirty limericks about bin Laden

challenge

New thread.

bin laden? for how long?

i ain't bin laden six months!

incomprehensible bin laden punch lines

osama? i hardly know you!

obama, sin laden

the world's unfriendliest bank
of seventy-two virgin rank
a supposed subterranean
saudi arabian
got fucked, in the end, by a yank

wau

Osama Bin Laden walks into a bar, orders a gin and tonic. The bartender decides to pull a fast one on the foreign Bin Laden, and tells him the drink is $300, which he begrudgingly pays.

Bartender says "you know, we don't get many fundamentalist terrorists in this bar". Osama replies "At these prices , no wonder!"...

....so then the bartender shot him, and the gov't invented a story about Navy SEALS

you don't understand, controversially shot in the face and chest then surreptitiously buried at sea is the name of my dog

HAHA

btw HOOS you should ask your ex-FB friend if she's seen pics of everybody who's died, ever

how do we even know ppl die? EH?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le3oATdkJtM

this thread; I knew last night that nursery rhymes were just around the corner...

There was an Osama who lived in a shoe....

Navy Seals came, saw his head
and put a bullet through

knock knock
who's there
the navy, the us navy, with guns
...oh shi...

ahahahahaha

for some reason that reminded me of the dude on the Turkish talk show who thought he could fly

Jim from The Corrs weighs in: http://www.nme.com/news/the-corrs/56463

Jim Corr has told the world about his own theory about the death of Osama Bin Laden, suggesting that the founder of al-Qaeda actually died ten years ago. The hitmaker, who has been an active member of a conspiracy theory group 911 Truth Movement in the past few years, has published his own beliefs on his Twitter page Twitter.com/jimcorrsays and on his official website, Jimcorr.com.

Corr has posted a spoof poster on his site which has the slogan "They dug him up and killed him again.

guys leave jim alone he's good ppl

Osama Bin Laden was a merry old soul
And a merry old soul was he
He called for his wife
He called for his ho
Then the SEALs shot him up like swiss cheese