A new 30 Rock thread because I can't find the old one

i don't know who lawrence taylor is, someone pls explain the joke

http://www.elainesfinesportsart.com/images/football/13_4_B.jpg

best linebacker ever, had drug problem with multiple relapses

could always block fg's and xtra pts in tecmo bowl

wearer of awesome earrings

prob best defensive american football player ever - quotable totly high on coke and hanging out w/tranny prostitutes etc type of guy - ie a role model

"i was just trying to help that poor woman"

a poor mans mike tyson

you can kinda see the earring, but yeah dude actually dresses like this:

http://www.elainesfinesportsart.com/images/football/13_2_B.jpg

earring is a stylized "LT", in case that's not clear

Also, "245th Street".

thx

wau i'm more amazed by that chick's outfit than LT's. "On behalf of garish leather outfit wearers everywhere, I'd like to present you with this lifetime achievement award, LT."

yah i hope that she lives in a cold climate at least

I am certain that woman has a daughter who has appeared on "Rock of Love".

Ha, 245th Street would be right around the last bit of urban Bronxiness, wouldn't it? I think any further and things start getting suburban.

Jokes about the cuteness of Grizz/Dotcom doing everything together = always good, though this one wasn't as good as last week's, when Dotcom took Grizz to the optometrist.

Can I just reiterate for a moment how awesome it is to have a character on national television named "Dotcom?"

btw douche, it's Grizz and Darquan, not Dotcom

― Wrinklepaws, Monday, March 12, 2007 10:14 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh darquanpaws

basically LT took Eddie Murphy's "Raw" as a fashion template and ran w/it.

Does Tracy SAY Dotcom because he's too dumb for Darquan? I've never "heard" the real name in the show!

no, everyone else calls him dotcom too - you have to assume not everyone is that stupid. oh, and tracy jordan can actually read.

He is just called Dotcom. "Darquan" is solely some Wrinklepaws nonsense made hilarious by the fact that he was confident enough to call someone a douche and act all superior about it.

Haha in fact I think it was partly an attempt on Wrinklepaws' part to be, like, down. Assuming Wrinklepaws was not just a sock-puppet being hilarious.

It also says his name is Dot Com on the imdb page for the show.

imdb = racist douche

lol darquan

mama jack reading Urban Fervor!

there was a similar gag last season too, when Liz was at Rosemary's book signing you could see "The Japanese Porn Star Diet" on the shelf.

I love foxy boxing! It combines two of my favourite things: boxing and referees!

"She's better than fine. They're giving her a titanium hip.. like The Terminator. It's only gonna make her more powerful."

16-8=8

exhibit 3^

you have to assume not everyone is that stupid. oh, and tracy jordan can actually read

well, he doesn't know how to operate a camera

Jokes about the cuteness of Grizz/Dotcom doing everything together = always good, though this one wasn't as good as last week's, when Dotcom took Grizz to the optometrist.

They are like the 3d Lenny and Carl.

Hrm, clearly we need to work out the 30 Rock & Simpsons links.

Grizz/Dotcom <-> Lenny/Carl
Dr Spaceman <-> Dr Nick
Tracy <-> Troy McClure
Hat Guy <-> Comic Book Guy
Kenneth <-> Flanders
Jonathan (Jack's assistant) <-> Smithers

Any more?

Season 6 eps so far ranked:

"Reunion"
"Believe in the Stars"
"Do-Over"
"Gavin Volure"
"Christmas Special"
"The One with the Cast of Night Court"

xp
liz = lisa?

Hey it's three months ago.

Any more?

Jack's mom -> Principal Skinner's mom
Jenna -> Martin Prince
Tracy -> Grandpa Simpson

otm

'If I wanted to lick a hippy I'd just return Joan Baez's phone calls'

Walked past Scott Adsit on the way to work this morning. If we take that as an upswing from Lonny Ross, I should be stuck in an elevator with Jane Krakowski by summer

Pete=Milhouse

is there an ep this week?

no :(

It'll be back on Jan. 8

randomly remembering "crazy putty" today made me choke on my oolong

^^ guess which series of words there I would avoid googling at work

today made me choke

I should be stuck in an elevator with Jane Krakowski by summer

Walked past Scott Adsit on the way to work this morning.

Tell us you “Yes! Hornberger!”ed him