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"Is that a story [the White House] wants to put out there in public? The fact that we can see her face could potentially jeopardize her career."

This strikes me as unlikely--they took the time to obscure a classified picture obliquely visible on the desk of the conference room, somebody wouldn't say "Oh, we should probably 'shop Audrey out of this"?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:46 (fifteen years ago)

Audrey Tomason worked as Americorps*VISTA and Associate at ACCION International after Tufts. She is attending the Kennedy School's master's in public policy program and is scheduled to graduate in 2003.

buzza, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

SHE IS FROM THE FUTURE

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:47 (fifteen years ago)

skills: throwing knives, seduction, electronic entry, slavic languages

goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:48 (fifteen years ago)

audrey tuomason

buzza, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

"how do you get on google?"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

I knew there were Masons in Bam's WH.

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

somebody wouldn't say "Oh, we should probably 'shop Audrey out of this"?

if her name is even audrey

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:49 (fifteen years ago)

oh shi

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:56 (fifteen years ago)

here is a clip of her introducing Noam Chomsky (!) as an undergrad at Tufts in 1997 (if its the same person), starts around 2:30 into it

http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/ACrit&showFullAbstract=1

buzza, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

wowwwwww

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:57 (fifteen years ago)

good find

ban drake (the rapper) (max), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:59 (fifteen years ago)

Sure looks like her

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

her home address is pretty readily available surprisingly!

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:03 (fifteen years ago)

All getting a lot like the Lost ARG, does this Audrey turn up in season seven?

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:05 (fifteen years ago)

Ha, was going to post the Vietor response.

Note: "The vietor response" sounds like something from Dune.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

0 users liked this comment Vote for this comment Vote for this comment 0 users disliked this commentAsil 53 minutes ago Report Abuse Obama's Director for Counter Terrorism - Audry Tomason definitely an evil entity

According to Ms Tomason’s “Apocalypse Equation” the “sustainable population” of our world can only be 1.5 billion human beings, as compared to the United Nations estimate of 7 billion we will reach on October 31st of this year, and the even worse figure of 10 billion estimated by 2100.

Ms Tomason argues in her thesis that our world’s population has been “artificially inflated” for the past nearly 100 years by a “non-sustainable” petrochemical and fossil fuel based global economy that if left “unchecked” could very well destroy all life on Earth, not just human beings.

Ms Tomason states in her thesis that any population suffering an economic collapse and reverting to “Basic Needs” will be “ungovernable” and pose “tremendous risks” to the state leading to “wholesale breakdown of law and order.”

Ms Tomason further argues in her “Apocalypse Equation” thesis that since the collapse of civilization as we know it is “inevitable,” world leaders should consider the possibility of “mass genocide” to reduce our world’s population to a more “sustainable level commensurate with our Earth’s resources.”

The chilling genocidal scenario envisioned by Ms Tomason begins with a “limited nuclear conflict” targeted at major population centers, but designed to limit the fallout of radiation. Next would be the release of toxic chemical and biological agents she suggests could be blamed on “terrorist entities” to be followed by forced mass migration of populations to more “sustainable living environments.”

Ms Tomason envisions these “sustainable living environments” as being large population centers with mass transit systems where no personal vehicles would be allowed and the rural areas would be completely depopulated except for government run agricultural “systems.”

Prior to the initiation of these apocalyptic events Ms Tomason argues for the establishment of government run and protected “concentration camps” where “persons of worth” can be protected while the masses of their fellow citizens die by the millions and billions. Those deemed “persons of worth” would include scientists, doctors, technical specialist, etc.
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Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:06 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:07 (fifteen years ago)

holy sheet she's with greenpeace

socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:08 (fifteen years ago)

Oh man, her life is about to get a whole lot more annoying

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:13 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.facebook.com/home.php?sk=group_200335216670960

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:14 (fifteen years ago)

i can never get cspan video to work! maybe it's a work thing

goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ the tags on that c-span video

History and Society
Executive Branch
Madison, James
History
Early American History (1600-1850)
Courts & Judicial Process
Constitution

buzza, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

Exactly

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:16 (fifteen years ago)

Sorcha Faal!

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:17 (fifteen years ago)

don't go chasin sorcha fall
cos navy seals with guns gonna ki-ill u

socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:18 (fifteen years ago)

Audrey Tomason is an anagram of "You Osama Trend"

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

Sorcha Faal!

― Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 12:17 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark

yeah man, what

goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

also "A Doomsayer Nut"

it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:20 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.whatdoesitmean.com/index738.htm

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:24 (fifteen years ago)

Audrey Tomason is an anagram of "You Osama Trend"

― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 5:20 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

<3 u steve shasta

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

this photo will be getting some traffic:

http://www.tufts.edu/alumni/magazine/spring2008/images/big-day/13-harris-wedding.jpg

(top left)

goole, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:25 (fifteen years ago)

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/4117PQG9CPL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

A WORK OF FICTION THAT MY CONTAIN FACT

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

search Audrey Tomason on google books

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

look inside

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

Audrey Tomason

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

lol

buzza, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

... THOMAS: Tom's father, gentle man whose main concern is his bowels FRANK TOMASON: retired
new neighbour of Williams at the cottage, very friendly, has telephone and takes calls for other
cottagers at Cultus Lake AUDREY TOMASON: very happy, extroverted woman but ...

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

I would actually respect a "he's dead. we killed him" press conference, but damn stuff always has to fit neatly into American exceptionalism and "Let's put our minds to it" treacle, right? Hence, he was resisting by being clothed and standing.

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:33 (fifteen years ago)

Concentration Camp or Thunderdome

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:34 (fifteen years ago)

I described her earlier as "that woman in the back who looks like she's kind of into whatever is on screen, but I've read too much Ballard"

I think I have a crush on Audrey Tomason

mh, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe if you wrote her a song... We could all help out on the lyrics.

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

Is that "apocalypse equation" thing for real? Holy fuck if so.

Letzte Tage - Letzte Pächmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:38 (fifteen years ago)

i really hope the republicans pick up the sorcha faal story and run with it.

omar little, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

Is that "apocalypse equation" thing for real? Holy fuck if so.

considering it's a cross between Mad Max, Atlas Shrugged and "A Modest Proposal"...

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

Obama will not release photos of Bin Laden sleeping with the fishes.

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ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

LOL. Ignore the other cut and paste crap (work self-assessments).

ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

academic intel leak

resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

shades of field utility data

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:43 (fifteen years ago)


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