britishers -- tell me about WIMPY BARS and their shitty burgers

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The Burger King buyout of the Wimpey establishments was 1989, if you need a date for their effective death.

McDonalds didnt open a UK 'restaurant' until 1974.

In Woolwich innit. Opened by Noel Edmonds?


It's all upthread, though probably hiding under shitty red "skipping" box

onimo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

I work a block away from a Beard Papa. It is amazing.

admrl, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh Nick you mean the Imperial don't you? I hated that place, but the outside was alright. Bludy enormous as I remember.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

Taco Bell was pushing things too far for the UK market.

blueski, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

to the extent of being referenced in punk songs

Now you've got "Wimpys Are Shit" by Peter & the Test Tube Babies stuck in my head. Although they do also sing "and so is McDonalds" and that song is from '83 or so, so McDonalds had reached Brighton by then, at least.

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Notable Taco Bell employees

* José Padilla, alleged supporter of terrorism
* Boyd Rice, noise music pioneer and Social Darwinist ("...when I was sixteen. Just long enough to cause enough trouble to get kicked out of there." Recounted in RE/Search No. 11: Pranks!.)
* Krist Novoselic, Nirvana bassist.
* Steve Smith, Wide Receiver for the Carolina Panthers NFL team.
* Kevin Sellers, vocalist of hardcore punk band The Outsiders
* John C. Dvorak, former TechTV personality and current This Week In Tech pundit, worked there while attending college.
* Tyler Spencer, aka "Dick Valentine" from Electric Six.
* Mike Kennerty, guitar player for the All-American Rejects
* David Barbe, recording engineer/producer (Played in Sugar, and Meryland, Produced Drive By Truckers, Son Volt, many others)
* Hulk Hogan, professional wrestler.
* Jenna Jameson, famous adult film actress
* Jason Lee, former skateboarder and currently starring in My Name Is Earl

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 3 May 2007 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

Now you've got "Wimpys Are Shit" by Peter & the Test Tube Babies stuck in my head.

Also "A Bang and A Whimpy" (sic) by Attila the Stockbroker.

mike a, Thursday, 3 May 2007 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

Also the John Cooper Clarke ditty which ends "not with a bang but a Wimpy."

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Actually the whole lat verse of Psycle Sluts is kind of relevant...

"or you can dine and whine on stuff that's bound to give you boils
hot dogs direct from cruft's
done in diesel oil
or the burger joint around the bend
where the meals thank christ are skimpy
for you that's how the world could end
not with a bang but a wimpy"

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 3 May 2007 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

i just went in holborn burger king and they no longed do milkshakes. is this just the one branch or have burger king fazed them out altogether? weird.

acrobat, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

*longer

acrobat, Friday, 4 May 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

Spotted last week: Wimpy at M&D's.

jim, Saturday, 30 June 2007 01:44 (eighteen years ago)

O God!!!

JTS, Sunday, 1 July 2007 00:40 (eighteen years ago)

Is Cumberland ring what you get the next morning after a meal at Wimpy's? Or is it something else?

moley, Sunday, 1 July 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

i like that you get a plate and a fork and a knife and such but the food itself is very poor.

Dy, Sunday, 1 July 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

are these still around?

Ed Kranepool borrow Chico Escuela's soap and never give it back (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 September 2010 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

ya-hah

l'avventura: pet detective (history mayne), Sunday, 26 September 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

You can still get a Bender in a Bun (like a rubber hose) and a Spicy Beanburger (explosive results after a couple of hours).

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 26 September 2010 14:56 (fifteen years ago)

One near me in Watney Market, Shadwell. Never been in, 20 years since I've been in one probably.

mmmm, Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

according to wikipedia:

"In the UAE it [the spicy bean burger] is called the Bean Royal."

Ed Kranepool borrow Chico Escuela's soap and never give it back (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

i have friends working in Dubai right now, i should ask them if they've seen this there.

Ed Kranepool borrow Chico Escuela's soap and never give it back (Eisbaer), Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

Last time I ate in one was the Brighton branch in 1996.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

i went to one with my dad and brother for nostalgia value a couple of months ago, seemed kinda depressing. food was meh, and the milkshakes are crap now.

that "dr beaks" thing is nuts. why would you want to associate your restaurant brand with:

a) someone people see when they're ill

b) a part of the chicken that nobody would ever eat

ed chilliband (max arrrrrgh), Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:12 (fifteen years ago)

Had a Wimpy burger about 18 months ago and it was hugely disappointing tbh. The onions were bland as fuck.

dociah t. azzahole (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

They always are, and they're always grey.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Sunday, 26 September 2010 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

the woman serving didn't look much like Eleanor Bron either :(

dociah t. azzahole (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 September 2010 16:15 (fifteen years ago)

one year passes...

this franchise still fascinates me

it might look subversive, but it's actually crap ... crap does exist (Eisbaer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:13 (fourteen years ago)

http://cdn.fxguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/779c0a.jpg

Ward Fowler, Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:22 (fourteen years ago)

i was gonna say

the jazz zinger (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:24 (fourteen years ago)

twas that film which brought wimpy's to mind, yes

it might look subversive, but it's actually crap ... crap does exist (Eisbaer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 07:49 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like i will still eat at Wimpy because it is Wimpy even tho most of the menu is pretty sucky

dayove cool (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 February 2012 09:05 (fourteen years ago)

I just recall Wimpy being crazy expensive when I was a kid (you only got a SAUCER full of chips!) but we still went because it was the only place we were allowed to smoke in our school uniforms.

owenf, Sunday, 12 February 2012 20:42 (fourteen years ago)

a friend of mine, being a Wimpy aficionado, was at one point trying to visit all remaining Wimpys in the country. he took me to one once, I think it was the one in Greenwich, and tbh I was pretty underwhelmed.

salsa shark, Sunday, 12 February 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

is there still one in brighton? i remember seeing that before. they did a "bender breakfast", which "may contain bone" apparently.

Rosie 47 (ken c), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 15:54 (fourteen years ago)

hahaa I forgot about the bender. Wasn't there a 'big bender' too? awesome. They looked fucking gross too

http://www.wimpy.uk.com/images/products/Bender-in-a-Bun-Cheese.jpg

http://pics.livejournal.com/amuchmoreexotic/pic/0003xbqs/s320x320.jpg

owenf, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:10 (fourteen years ago)

one month passes...

"One good thing about this tour was that we always had some money, so everyone was well fed. Although I must say that I missed having a good hamburger now and then. The only place we could locate then that sold hamburgers was called Wimpy's, after the character in the Popeye cartoons, who ate burgers all the time. They smelled and tasted like dog food on soggy buns. Occasionally, when we were desperate, we would send out for these terrible things."

-John 'Drumbo' French on Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band's second UK tour, 1968 ('Beefheart: Through the Eyes of Magic', pg. 333)

Ward Fowler, Monday, 19 March 2012 22:24 (fourteen years ago)

I had one of these things in Cape Town a couple of years ago. The mustard actually stained my finger for a whole day. The yellow dye would not wash out of my skin.

TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 22:16 (fourteen years ago)

nine months pass...

Spotted in Newark, Nottinghamshire, over Christmas:

http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc497/WardFowler/P1000243_zps155c6e01.jpg

Ward Fowler, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:19 (thirteen years ago)

ooh, new logo

Manhattan Transfer Window (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 16:20 (thirteen years ago)

britishes: your Newark looks as shabby as our Newark.

happier than GG Allin in a laxative factory (Eisbaer), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:37 (thirteen years ago)

don't think i've ever stopped in Newark but it ain't scenic, true

Kindle Nagasaki (Noodle Vague), Monday, 7 January 2013 18:47 (thirteen years ago)

this is round the corner from the wimpy

http://www.newarkscaffold.com/cdata/43179/img/43179_2693495.jpg

Ward Fowler, Monday, 7 January 2013 19:12 (thirteen years ago)

britishes: your Newark looks as shabby as our Newark.

psst: nobody tell the Americans that that's what all of the UK looks like, "nice" towns and shabby towns alike, anywhere with a population greater than a few cows looks pretty much like that

I am fairly sure Wimpy isn't any good now, and probably never was, but the mere mention of it does make me wildly nostalgic for some unknown reason. This is a distant glimpse of the Wimpy of my youth, probably a decade before I got there, but since in Swindon the 70s lasted until at least 1987 it's hard to tell:
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6149/6001211137_36d933bcd0.jpg

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 7 January 2013 19:57 (thirteen years ago)

There's still a Wimpy in Dingwall!

http://lds.localdataimages.com/large/1052/10524652.jpg

ailsa, Monday, 7 January 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)

I forgot about the Dingwall one. The one in Dundee only closed with its host Megabowl about a year ago.

michaellambert, Monday, 7 January 2013 20:50 (thirteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Is there a Wimpy opening in your town?

Andover: Opening Summer 2012
Alton: Opening Winter 2012

http://www.wimpy.uk.com/coming-soon.asp

michaellambert, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 19:41 (thirteen years ago)

Hope the halfpounder fans of Yately and Yeovil are patient...

sktsh, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 20:31 (thirteen years ago)


Your closest Wimpy is:

MOTHERWELL
STRATHCLYDE COUNTRY PARK

HAMILTON ROAD
ML1 3RT

This is an Express Wimpy and therefore may not be able to cater the complete Wimpy Menu.

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 22 January 2013 20:49 (thirteen years ago)

Your closest Wimpy is:
49.6 miles

Yeah, I might not bother with that, thanks.

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 20:57 (thirteen years ago)

two months pass...

It is astonishing to think that when Margaret Thatcher first joined the cabinet in 1970, the Wimpy hamburger chain still banned women from coming in late on their own on the bizarre grounds that only prostitutes would be out at that time of night.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 21:27 (thirteen years ago)


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