Bin Laden Dead?

^^^ I had that complaint in 2008.

are we going to start clowning year 2235 hipster chicks for their gravity uggs?

Please tell me you mean anti gravity uggs 'cause I can't imagine uggs being any more plodding than they already are.

I forgot who wrote recently that Obama did with expanded executive authority what Eisenhower did with the New Deal.

I can't believe Obama took time to think before taking a major decision.

plus i always figured that cheney or someone would have told bush NOT to kill osama if he had the chance just cuz alive he was good for business or something. but i'm cynical like that.

i'm of course accounting for the year 2134 asteroid completely fucking up newton's law, mw

Ah, okay, omar. Just checking.

btw, resistance = "He didn't hold up his hands and surrender."

i think its a given that he was never coming out of there alive. there's no way they would let him live. it would have been a nightmare. and i think almost everyone on earth is good with that.

so, really, case closed. good job, dudes. have a bud on me. or something.

George Bush was relentlessly mocked for waiting seven minutes (actually waiting for his security detail to ready the exit and for his vehicle to be readied) before leaving the school he was visiting. He calmly finished reading My Pet Goat for the kids before going to his now-ready helicopter.

what BS article did this quote originate in?

I believe it was in his autobiography, right before he suited up and led the first sortie in Afghanistan.

can we invade Texas next? after we get all the civilians out first of course

Is that where Bush is currently hiding?

latest intel says he's at Six Flags

Panetta confirms the mission was to kill bin Laden unless he immediately and fully surrendered, which he did not.

(reading lightening fast from a card) "Osamabinaldendoyousurrender?No?"

Blam.

lightning fast that is.

whoever upthread said 'more like 300 bullets' is on it i think, like how can you be delta force guy in that room with obl and not fire a shot

i mean i know its not like these guys aint disciplined as fuck but you know at least they all wanted a trigger pull

i didn't know that osama actually had that house built! and had lived there for 6 years!??

hahaha! oh pakistanpaws.

being totally delusional, i'm of course hoping those 10 hard drives etc. will lead to the capture of at least a few other Made men, giving any rational president the cover he needs to say "Mission Accomplished-ish we're outta here"

whoever upthread said 'more like 300 bullets' is on it i think, like how can you be delta force guy in that room with obl and not fire a shot

i mean i know its not like these guys aint disciplined as fuck but you know at least they all wanted a trigger pull

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, May 3, 2011 10:55 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think to be these guys u have to be pretty damn disciplined actually

i think hoos actually already said that, unless there a substantial difference between being disciplined as fuck and pretty damned disciplined.

how about "they are prob the most disciplined motherfuckers on the planet"

I am challopping that this hit was a "gimme"* courtesy of some level of Pakistan ISI/mil/gov cooperation, a culmination of 3-4 weeks ramped up power broker meetings between Petraeus/envoy diplos and various Pakistan military/intel chiefs. (*rather than the primary result of Bush/Obama interrogation and intel.)

i dunno, whatever, your sources are pretty flimsy, and it seems unlikely to me the US will now stop drone attacks -- but how is this a challop anyway?

never trust a guy who doesnt know what a challop is

i think hoos actually already said that, unless there a substantial difference between being disciplined as fuck and pretty damned disciplined.

― estela, Tuesday, May 3, 2011 11:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

ha. i didnt notice that. regardless, this kind of surmising makes me o_O

Would be a good time to hear from Tombot.

Obama-Osama typo is a little less funny when you tote up who's killed more civilians in the last 2 years. L'il bit.

do you actually know

well the underachiever likes publicity about it. so pretty sure

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-south-asia-12413469

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/dec/25/suicide-bomb-pakistan-scores-dead

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/09/pakistan-suicide-bomber-k_1_n_833413.html

troll

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/10/obamas-afghan-legacy-more_n_833915.html

im not crazy about the US being in afghanistan

The military data show that 2,537 civilians were killed and 5,594 were wounded over the past two years, attributing 88 percent of those casualties to insurgents.

this is quite difficult to analyse, though

i guess you could say they were all really killed by obama

or that if he had pulled out it would have remained an incredibly violent and unpleasant place

shrug

no its all pretty black and white

waging a pointless war is, yeah

http://i.imgur.com/ZiaQb.png

Don't know if anyone has posted this, but the famed MLK quote of yesterday is 2/3 accurate:

http://www.salon.com/news/osama_bin_laden/index.html?story=/opinion/walsh/politics/2011/05/03/obama_osama_mlk

yea it was briefly discussed upthread. surprisingly most of my friends caught it before I did this morning on FB.

man's capacity for embracing compassionate statements surpassed only by capacity for engaging in joyless pedantry

A local radio station just played "Right Here, Right Now," which should underscore the lager louts outside the White House.

well in this case the pedantry was pretty warranted, nothing to me is more annoying than people putting words in the mouth of dead figureheads.

also supposedly the Mark Twain quote was fake too.

whoever plays Jesus Jones is clearly in league with the enemy

A local radio station just played "Right Here, Right Now," which should underscore the lager louts outside the White House.

― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 1:44 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

love this song. i bet the SEALS were listening to it too

WWJJD

i assumed we were talking abt FBS

lol