or 3 1/3 parents
― but I want a bongo drum (CaptainLorax), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:05 (fifteen years ago)
Turns out I had the wrong compound. Its actually 0.899 mi, 1.447 km from Pakistan's West Point according to the New York Times. No good Google accomodations reviews.
― uses titanium spork without irony (Sanpaku), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:06 (fifteen years ago)
btw do you think Eric Holder personally ordered ObL to be taken dead only? Fuckabunchatribunals
jeezus, George Will sounding like Michael Moore 9-1/2 years ago.
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:07 (fifteen years ago)
That's pretty progressive for George Will
― mh, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:08 (fifteen years ago)
will has been letting his isolationist streak show for a long time!
― goole, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:09 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiDyrkU0WAQ
― uses titanium spork without irony (Sanpaku), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:11 (fifteen years ago)
an onion classic
http://www.theonion.com/articles/osama-bin-laden-found-inside-each-of-us,1131/
― jay lenonononono (abanana), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
Will has a survivor's script; his career is full of pivots away from potential self-immolations.
― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:13 (fifteen years ago)
script = instinct
This is slightly bizarre. Two days ago i was reading a 'moronic Youtube comment' and someone actually wrote "Bin Laden is dead". It was just a throw away comment but the timing is wow for me.
― if you wanna gamble, take that shit to vegas (Ste), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:17 (fifteen years ago)
Was it Bill Pullman? If so I might have an explanation but it's really confusing and includes Balthazar Getty.
― SteakNique (®2011 Ulillillia) (Phil D.), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
I'm still interested in accidental twitter celebrity guy who was in abbottabad to get away from it all and ended up hearing the helicopters show up
― mh, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:18 (fifteen years ago)
he heard some helicopters
― That Dunkster! (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:19 (fifteen years ago)
Wait, was that you, Mordy?
"It is a form of justice, and I like the fact that we did it..."
― jaymc, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:20 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nd79AJWHMDI
― Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:21 (fifteen years ago)
yeah - mordechai <-- me
― Mordy, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:23 (fifteen years ago)
was it okay?
i feel like maybe i was a little flustered lol
― Mordy, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:24 (fifteen years ago)
They just played a brief clip of an unidentified American voice. If that was you, it sounded fine!
― jaymc, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:25 (fifteen years ago)
duh, yeah! you people...
― dell (del), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:29 (fifteen years ago)
mordy if you can tell me exactly what time you were on I can get it for you
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:30 (fifteen years ago)
around 3:14-3:23
― Mordy, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:31 (fifteen years ago)
just joshing your chain del
― but I want a bongo drum (CaptainLorax), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
(EST)
― Mordy, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:32 (fifteen years ago)
Obviously, losing prominent individual leaders hurts insurgencies and terrorist groups, but in the way we talk about these figures we tend to exaggerate greatly how important they are as part of the larger conflict.
So Osama bin Laden is the Bernie Madoff of radical Islam?
― more horses after the main event (Eazy), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:36 (fifteen years ago)
like i know i'm a midwestern rube who lives in an unimportant city, but (honest q) are ppl really expecting swift, successful retribution for this? i've never really bought the idea that obl was, like, a folk hero. dude facilitated terrorism, but i can't imagine he ~inspired~ it. maybe i'm wrong, but i never got a "revolutionary" vibe --cop a cute abdomen (gbx)
maybe i'm wrong, but i never got a "revolutionary" vibe --cop a cute abdomen (gbx)
nah I more just meant 'lone gunman type decides this would be a good time to pull some shit'. I'm prob just paranoid tho.
― iatee, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:40 (fifteen years ago)
Friend on FB put terrorist in scare quotes when describing OBL ("you know, I'm glad we killed this 'terrorist' and all but...")
― Cunga, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
hahaha wow
― some dude, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
manson never actually killed anybody either
― don't judge a book by its jpg (Edward III), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:48 (fifteen years ago)
he was a freedom fighter, fighting freedom wherever it may be
― gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:49 (fifteen years ago)
so he wasn't here then?
http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?hl=en&ie=UTF8&ll=34.187546,73.242596&spn=0.001296,0.002216&t=h&z=19
― nultybutnice (whatever), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.dailyastorian.com/free/teacher-who-vowed-not-to-shave-until-bin-laden-was/article_a8860868-74d2-11e0-afbf-001cc4c03286.html
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:55 (fifteen years ago)
chris hedges: http://www.truthdig.com/report/item/chris_hedges_speaks_on_osama_bin_ladens_death_20110502/
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
And here we go:
A leading Republican senator on Monday questioned the U.S. government's decision to dispose of Osama bin Laden's body within 24 hours. Bin Laden, the former al Qaeda leader killed by U.S. forces on Sunday, was buried at sea within 24 hours of his death in accordance with Islamic law. Sen. Lindsey Graham (S.C.), a top Republican on the Armed Services Committee, is skeptical of the decision. "To me, that didn't make a lot of sense," Graham said during an interview with conservative radio talk show host Laura Ingraham.
Bin Laden, the former al Qaeda leader killed by U.S. forces on Sunday, was buried at sea within 24 hours of his death in accordance with Islamic law. Sen. Lindsey Graham (S.C.), a top Republican on the Armed Services Committee, is skeptical of the decision.
"To me, that didn't make a lot of sense," Graham said during an interview with conservative radio talk show host Laura Ingraham.
― SteakNique (®2011 Ulillillia) (Phil D.), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:57 (fifteen years ago)
xpp"I also vowed not to brush my teeth"
― but I want a bongo drum (CaptainLorax), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
Makes perfect sense, if you don't want to make the US look like haters of Islam.
― mh, Monday, 2 May 2011 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
xxp "I spent my first five minutes crying and then I couldn't get it off fast enough"
― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 May 2011 19:59 (fifteen years ago)
yeah a lot of people are posting that on fb right now "why did we dispose of the body so quickly? is he really dead or yak yak yak"
as though this wouldn't have been a much bigger story in like, 2004
― frogbs, Monday, 2 May 2011 20:00 (fifteen years ago)
if he'd been a little slower, maybe he wouldn't have gotten so bloody
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
teacher kinda looked a lot like obl, makes you wonder...
― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:01 (fifteen years ago)
wait mordy killed osama I'm confused this is moving too fast
― estkella (k3vin k.), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:04 (fifteen years ago)
mordy read the last rites getitrite
― nultybutnice (whatever), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
congratulations, Mordy
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:05 (fifteen years ago)
chris hedges piece is real good
― sensual bathtub (group: 698) (schlump), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:12 (fifteen years ago)
How could Politico and The Hill not realize Rush Limbaugh was being sarcastic?
― curmudgeon, Monday, 2 May 2011 20:15 (fifteen years ago)
i don't really think how he was killed is exactly relevant here i was just saying the way they were trumpeting partroitism was pretty amusing, geraldo was pretty histerical about this and i found it odd and a little scary― frogbs, Monday, May 2, 2011 6:23 PM (1 hour ago)
― frogbs, Monday, May 2, 2011 6:23 PM (1 hour ago)
as a dude who saw this same thing, i can guarantee you that you were the last viewer in the world to catch on that he had been shot, since they hadnt spent much time talking about anything else on fox
speaking of which, did anyone else see the creepy midnight fox dude open with "today, usama bin laden found out that the promise of 72 virgins was bunk"? classy.
― The Band Perry is the drummer for Gay Dad (jjjusten), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:16 (fifteen years ago)
so glad i got rid of cable
― goole, Monday, 2 May 2011 20:17 (fifteen years ago)
"it's only 49"
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 2 May 2011 20:18 (fifteen years ago)
xxp that may be so, was in a card game at the time so only was half-paying attention
my bad guys
― frogbs, Monday, 2 May 2011 20:21 (fifteen years ago)
it's 49 virgins, the problem is they're all virginal cobras.
― omar little, Monday, 2 May 2011 20:22 (fifteen years ago)