hey guys did you remember when bin laden died?
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, May 2, 2011 6:47 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark
yeah in an awesome scarface style shootout with navy seals at his fuckin sweet gangsta mansion
― http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
Can we talk about Pakistan's ISI?
― mh, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
here's something for a slate explainer: will the seal who shot him get that $multimillion reward?
whoever shot him is pretty set for life regardless. could prob be a motivational speaker.
― iatee, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:03 (fifteen years ago)
where are the tony montana image macros I ask you
― don't judge a book by its jpg (Edward III), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
I did find it funny how the media stressed the fact that it was an American missile that took him out
I'd be curious what they'd say if he was killed by friendly fire or if they'd just say it was an American missile
― frogbs, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:04 (fifteen years ago)
sod this i'll be cross if trump doesn't win tonight
― nultybutnice (whatever), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
What the hell are you talking about? Get off this thread if you can't even read the news.x-post"missile"
― mh, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:05 (fifteen years ago)
― iatee, Monday, May 2, 2011 1:03 PM (43 seconds ago) Bookmark
i have to imagine your ex-special forces dudes are fairly well set up? maybe not tho, scrapping around for some outfit like blackwater seems a little undignified to me, and the money is famously very good. but clearly men who get into this line of work are wired up a little different than you or me, they just really like it possibly.
we're never gonna know who it was, is the thing.
― goole, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
"missile" what the fuck are you even talking about
"Did anyone ever see bin Laden and Obama in the same room?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuMShxAq7XQ
― scott seward, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:07 (fifteen years ago)
Are they saying he was shot now? I watched the first hour of coverage and the headline was that it was a missile but there was a possibility he was shot, dunno what they're saying now
btw that was totally not the point of that post
― frogbs, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
omg
― iatee, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
what would the motive be if someone believed for whatever reason that Bush wasn't born in the country?
god just shut up
― i can tina turner (elmo argonaut), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
he stepped on a rake, frogbs
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:09 (fifteen years ago)
Fwiw, I criticized Dubya's forced hick affectation since he deliberately invoked it, like Sarah Palin, as some sorta "Real 'Murrican" dog-whistle so his target audience would overlook the whole Andover/Yale/millionaire thing.
We've moved past this, I know, just wanted to put that out there.
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:10 (fifteen years ago)
frogbs it's a bit harder to discredit Dubya's citizenship/birth, considering HIS FATHER WAS A PRESIDENT!
there's an enormous amount of evidence that states that Obama was born in Hawaii, and anyone who was legitimately trying to claim otherwise has been discredited, so basically right now if you believe that Obama was not born in Hawaii, it's basically because you choose to, because of whatever underlying assumptions you hold that makes it easier to believe that Obama is an interloping foreigner who has hijacked this country rather than a legitimately-elected President. Forgive us if we scan that as being racist somehow.
also: Bush is worst prez ever bcz he's subliterate fuckup who's first term was stolen
― if hongroes could fly this place would be a geirport (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:11 (fifteen years ago)
Pentagon releases slides showing exact location and layout of bin Laden compound: http://abcn.ws/lEDXax
― SteakNique (®2011 Ulillillia) (Phil D.), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
early reports were that he died after using a woman as a human shield. she wasn't great body armour.
― nultybutnice (whatever), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
dude just sb and move on
― frogbs, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:12 (fifteen years ago)
(xp to whatever) I was a little nonplussed w/ ^that...fine if it's true, but it kinda plays into our apparent need to turn UBL into some sort of silent-movie caricature villain
― if hongroes could fly this place would be a geirport (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:13 (fifteen years ago)
there are millions of people who will never ever believe that obama was born in the states. no matter what evidence you have. most of those people are so beyond "facts" in general.
― scott seward, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
hey, maybe read a single article, the transcript of Obama's message, or ANYTHING factual before talking random shit about this. go away.
fwiw we have all sb'ed and are attempting to move on
― mh, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
Oh man it makes me feel a whole lot better about frogbs when I realize he doesn't even have a grasp on the basics.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:14 (fifteen years ago)
i'm worried about the other place up the road now.
― nultybutnice (whatever), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
I cracked a joke about bin Laden having a huge stockpile of oil in the garage of that house
i was hoping they would find ~1 trillion $$$ in his mattresshttp://costofwar.com/en/
― confederate terror anchor babies (will), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
xpost Reported as shot in the head.
So does this set the stage for inevitable military action in Pakistan? Or at least further ... complications?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:15 (fifteen years ago)
frogbs it's a bit harder to discredit Dubya's citizenship/birth, considering HIS FATHER WAS A PRESIDENT!there's an enormous amount of evidence that states that Obama was born in Hawaii, and anyone who was legitimately trying to claim otherwise has been discredited, so basically right now if you believe that Obama was not born in Hawaii, it's basically because you choose to, because of whatever underlying assumptions you hold that makes it easier to believe that Obama is an interloping foreigner who has hijacked this country rather than a legitimately-elected President. Forgive us if we scan that as being racist somehow.
well make up your own conspiracy theory. say he's adopted, or say it about Clinton or something. it doesn't have to make a lot of sense
also even if you don't believe Obama was born in this country, it doesn't mean you don't think he could still have America's best interests at heart (or whatever you believe the typical American president cares about)
obviously the argument is pretty much over now
― frogbs, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
So, how about the ISI? It's like Pakistan has two groups in charge, where one is this independent military group and one pretending to be a legitimate government and neither is that effective.
If no one official in Pakistan knew that ObL was there, I'll eat my hat.
― mh, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:17 (fifteen years ago)
the 'basics' AKA what was being reported in the news before I went to bed? sorry??
― frogbs, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
I don't really get it frogz; it's like you're trolling yourself...
― if hongroes could fly this place would be a geirport (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
I just heard OBL referred to on the radio as an "irreplaceable asset" for Pakistan by the reasonable Lawrence Wright, who notes that he was worth more to them (in US aid) alive than he was dead. Wright's assumption really is that Pakistan's military was protecting him to some degree. Which is not much of a surprise, but still comes off sour when spoken out loud.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:18 (fifteen years ago)
not understanding the difference between speculation and reportage of known facts, pretty key here for frogbs
I could see OBL as a card that Pakistan was debating when to play. Alive they get funds, but if they "found" him and turned him over, it'd be a boon for their reputation. Unfortunately, we kind of did that for them and now they're just standing around holding the bag.
― mh, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:20 (fifteen years ago)
the first thing one of my coworkers did when he walked in was make a long-form death certificate joke
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:21 (fifteen years ago)
(I know that part of the conversation was about a million posts ago but I kind of refuse to participate in the nonsense that happened while I was gone)
society's fault? no. you trolled yourself
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:22 (fifteen years ago)
i'm regretting getting sucked into it myself
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
i don't really think how he was killed is exactly relevant here i was just saying the way they were trumpeting partroitism was pretty amusing, geraldo was pretty histerical about this and i found it odd and a little scary
― frogbs, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
no one in my office has mentioned it yet.national guard out particularly strong in the subways; four guys with camo and rifles at the 34th street stop looking particularly icy
― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:23 (fifteen years ago)
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, May 2, 2011 2:22 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
???
― if hongroes could fly this place would be a geirport (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
ice-t reference iirc
― don't judge a book by its jpg (Edward III), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
no, I don't think the whole thing is; like, my Dad thinks he was not born in America, but also thinks the rule that you can't be U.S. President if you weren't born here is stupid and doesn't think he should be thrown out or anything, just maybe a result of reading some bad blogs or something
belatedly: this is awesome, & kinda like the michele bachmann thing whereby the argument rests not on one's compliance with law or receipt of information, but on the grace of the other side - bachman deigning to 'take him at his word', & ol' man frogbs equanimity in overlooking dumb laws and those who flaunt them
― sensual bathtub (group: 698) (schlump), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
I'm mad because the link to the insane song is way up in the middle of the nonsense and I am exercising my right as an American to lazily whine about how I have to exert effort to get something easily obtainable
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
was lollin' all day at MJ GONE -- OUR NIGGA DEAD
― flopson, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
thank God
― if hongroes could fly this place would be a geirport (Drugs A. Money), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
anyone else find themselves surprisingly elated by the news? wouldn't have expected to give a shit really. guess i've been reading too much hitchens.
― http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
national guard out particularly strong in the subways; four guys with camo and rifles at the 34th street stop looking particularly icy
this is good. I could totally see something happening this week.
― iatee, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:28 (fifteen years ago)
do you really?
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:29 (fifteen years ago)
a foreign policy dude i check for (but don't agree with about very much) gives his take
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/bin-laden-killed-5674519
nothing earth shattering really!
― goole, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:30 (fifteen years ago)
like i know i'm a midwestern rube who lives in an unimportant city, but (honest q) are ppl really expecting swift, successful retribution for this? i've never really bought the idea that obl was, like, a folk hero. dude facilitated terrorism, but i can't imagine he ~inspired~ it.
maybe i'm wrong, but i never got a "revolutionary" vibe
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Monday, 2 May 2011 18:31 (fifteen years ago)
I think it's ok to feel elated, OBL killed 3K of my neighbords. How often do people like him never have to pay the piper? I'm thinking of Pol Pot and Pinochet living to be old men when they, too, deserved bullets to the brain.
― thirdalternative, Monday, 2 May 2011 18:32 (fifteen years ago)