Twitter is ablaze, of course.
bunnyultramod Late night talk show monologue writers are reading Twitter now and cursing it for burning through every possible punch line.23 minutes agoRetweeted by hodgman
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
my Friars Club comedian friend:
I'M HOPING OSAMA BIN LADEN CAN CLOSE FOR ME--I HEARD HE RECENTLY KILLED. TALK ABOUT A CROWD PLEASER!
― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
ok i'm taking bets on the first mixtape cover to reference this
Lil B, about six hours from now, Chaotic Neutral Green Flame: Osama Is Dead
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
#longformdeathcertificate
― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/KDssc.jpg
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 2 May 2011 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:13 (fifteen years ago)
haha xp
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 2 May 2011 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/OBAMASWAG.gif
― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 04:14 (fifteen years ago)
SklarBrothers
Osama Bin Laden is dead. But, like Tupac, I'm guessing he's got a few more tapes to release.43 minutes ago
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:15 (fifteen years ago)
THE SKLAR BROTHERS!! IT'S A FREE FOR ALL
― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 04:16 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:17 (fifteen years ago)
the us politics thread is 600+ new posts - is it still just lol trump or worth actually reading outside america?
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:17 (fifteen years ago)
TheThomason
Obama: "Anybody else wanna see my birth certificate?" Drops mic, walks away.42 minutes agoRetweeted by hodgman
― Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:18 (fifteen years ago)
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, May 2, 2011 12:17 AM (5 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest
hahahahahahahahaha
― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 04:18 (fifteen years ago)
tbqh not even worth reading inside america
― Mordy, Monday, 2 May 2011 04:19 (fifteen years ago)
it's also clemenza arguing with the rest of us
― My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:19 (fifteen years ago)
it's a lot of very insightful political musings from a guy who's always got a fresh + surprising take i.e. me
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:20 (fifteen years ago)
Ed in Cary - May 01, 2011 23:58
@mypalfish
I share your views. I feel much, much more threatened by the internal threat -- BHO -- than I did by OBL.
There is no taking the politics out of this. Our POS POTUS just made a speech celebrating his close personal involvement in this matter.
Yes. I too would rather OBL still be alive than to watch a representative of the political party that has tried to destroy the military the CIA and and high technology weapons claim the credit and posture themselves as champions of national security.
― My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:20 (fifteen years ago)
May 1st was also when Hitler was confirmed dead apparently. COINCIDENCE?!!?
Yes.
But yet the guy on the news just made a point of drawing that parallel.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:20 (fifteen years ago)
where are the flags coming from?
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:21 (fifteen years ago)
BIN LADEN WAS A SECRET FAGGOT
― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 04:21 (fifteen years ago)
bin laden only had one ball
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, May 2, 2011 12:21 AM (2 seconds ago) Bookmark
http://www.mysafetysign.com/img/lg/S/Break-Glass-Emergency-Sign-S-1620.gif
― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 04:22 (fifteen years ago)
more:
REUTERSFLASH ReutersBreakingNews. U.S. official says believes Osama bin Laden's adult son, two other adults killed during raid on his compound
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 2 May 2011 04:22 (fifteen years ago)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CxA17NvLu_Q/Tb4wkKDbnfI/AAAAAAAAGD8/DPj0VgxyfCg/s1600/binladen.jpg
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:22 (fifteen years ago)
'dead'
― That Dunkster! (absolutely clean glasses), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:23 (fifteen years ago)
Imagine how awesome Bin Laden's dried and powdered body would be as an aphrodisiac
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
tea party robot looks shocked
― You Get Hoynes (bnw), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
this contrasts so sharply with another daring helicopter-based operation in the middle-east, conducted under a democratic administration, that i remember.
― Daniel, Esq., Monday, 2 May 2011 04:24 (fifteen years ago)
Some asshole outside the white house has brought a beach ball to bounce around.
That is all
― The Band Perry is the drummer for Gay Dad (jjjusten), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
we got bin laden less than one year after they canceled 24 -- NOT A COINCIDENCE IMO
― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
http://0.tqn.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/4/L/united_viagra.jpg
― five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:26 (fifteen years ago)
x-post
hhahahahahahaha
countdown to girls taking off their tops?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:27 (fifteen years ago)
I love that this historic thread will forever be remembered as being started by ILX user Wiggywoo
― br8080 (dayo), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:28 (fifteen years ago)
Girls go wild or the terrorists win.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:29 (fifteen years ago)
Hmm not as big as election night but a lot of people at the WH for sure. Could not resist urge to investigate
― daria, Monday, 2 May 2011 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
I'll believe it when I see the official death certificate.
― StanM, Monday, 2 May 2011 04:30 (fifteen years ago)
There were also 2 ladies doing a cheerleading routine on the shoulders of somebody. No lie.
If no one else saw this on CNN plz let me know so I can go ahead and head down to the hospital because I have obv had a stroke.
― The Band Perry is the drummer for Gay Dad (jjjusten), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:31 (fifteen years ago)
I love the jort wearing fellow in the tree
― strongly recommend. unless you're a bitch (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:32 (fifteen years ago)
Okay that crashed helicopter was a US warship:
To summarize: 40 minute JSOC raid; two helos, one drone; 4 KIA, inc OBL; DevGru (Seal Team Six) did shooting; only cas was US helocopter
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:32 (fifteen years ago)
markbReports stating Osama was taken down with a nailclipper. TSA: "Told you."
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 2 May 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
can't help thinking the tories will disingenuously cheer osama's death so that when any terrorist atack all happens anywhere they can all scream "OBAMA FAILED" in unison
― staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
I saw the shit out of those cheerleaders.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:33 (fifteen years ago)
"tea party robot looks shocked"
― You Get Hoynes (bnw)
I just thought that was their natural expression.
― Wiggywoo, Monday, 2 May 2011 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
more details here:http://twitter.com/#!/marcambinder
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
jort wearing fellow in the tree
this is a beautiful description
― br8080 (dayo), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:34 (fifteen years ago)
I would imagine that google map I linked to upthread contains the mansion/compound where osama was killed.
― it's time for the fish in the perculator (Steve Shasta), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:35 (fifteen years ago)
Going to use that address for the Arcade Fire video.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Monday, 2 May 2011 04:36 (fifteen years ago)
ambinder = killing it
― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 04:37 (fifteen years ago)
ClayTravisBGID Clay TravisGeorge Washington's cheerleading squad performing in crowd outside White House. Seriously.
http://jimrlong.us/GodBlessAmerica/God_Bless_America.jpg
― J0rdan S., Monday, 2 May 2011 04:39 (fifteen years ago)