thread of missing brodie

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this one hurts

let's all talk about our favorite brodie memories

best beloved bellhop brodie

remember when he said "what"

brodie

― markers, Monday, April 25, 2011 7:52 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes

― brodie, Monday, April 25, 2011 7:53 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

thats my name dont were it out

― brodie, Monday, April 25, 2011 7:53 PM (5 days ago)

;_;

i'll miss his love of life, his sense of adventure

aww im touched

holy shit

what did you think i was dead

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http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cm/goodhousekeeping/images/3G/sock-with-hole-fb.jpg

hahahaha im laughing all over =(

brodie I think I can speak for the entire site when I say please never ever leave us again

i am a real person and i do want to be a bellhop why dont you believe me

― brodie, Saturday, April 30, 2011 2:32 AM

heartbreaking . . . ;_;

trust me i wont ever leave you guys like that again but i am a real person

god you are just terrible at this

what

what did i do NOW

this is too real

jjjusten am i detecting a little *makes "drinky-drinky" hand motion* ?

Don't worry man. Some people don't believe in god either and we all know how real he - eh, hold on, bad example.

haha no, if anything u might be detecting a little dead sober "2 weeks before the wedding stress motion" resulting in easy irritation. xpost

the post wedding stuff was annoying dad was going of his nut about it

aren't you a little young to be married?

imaginary has no age

i mean the royal wedding on tv and I AM A REAL PERSON

lollin'

and I AM 15 YEARS OLD AND I DO WANT TO BE A BELLHOP WHY DONT YOU BELIEVE ME?

do you have any pics

not on my computer but i'll take one k

k

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Child_grooming#Over_the_internet

you think im child grooming

no he thinks I am

hurry up with the pic I have to go to sleep

also write 'bellhop' on your forehead

i cant get one seriously i have have a webcam but i cant save the pictures i take

print screen

brodie are you typing on a keyboard

do you have a monitor

if you don't get a picture w/ 'bellhop' on your forehead then I'm pretty sure you're a robot

hahaha i aint no robot if i was i'll probably type in morse code or something

we need photo evidence

ugh you make everything so hard you do:(

that's what a robot would say

except he would probably :[ and not :(

you have to include the 'bellhop' on your forehead cause otherwise it might be just some photo you got off the internet

Suggest Brodie

guys i think his cam is broken

I'm pretty sure he can find a way

brodie what is the best thing to order at mcdonalds?

i still want to be a bellboy but for the moment im happy to work wherever and maccas sounded the most promising and in my opinion a chicken burger and a mcflurry are the best things to buy there

maccas

thats its aussie name dont were it out

maccas mcdonalds same thing

hmm whers everyone

hey brode

why have you forsaken us Brodie!!!

how are you doing dude?

Since Brodie doesn't seem to be around, I thought I'd recount a little anecdote about him. This is completely true, by the way.

Brodie and I were sitting on a hillock of hummock grass in the tatty eucalyptus creek by the billabong. We were discussing paleogeography, which is one of Brodie's interests, along with bellhoppery.

Brodie was telling me about the paleo-supercontinent of Gondwana, of which Australia is just one tiny sliver. Apparently, about 500 million years ago, Australia collided very slowly with neoproterozoic India. This, Brodie explained, is why the curry houses of Melbourne are so authentic.

In the middle of this exposition, Brodie suddenly burst out: "Grampsy, are you wearing a fake wig?"

I explained patiently that there's no such thing as a fake wig, since all wigs are real wigs.

Brodie shook his head.

"An actor whose role demands that he wear an 18th century wig could fake the wig by using his own hair."

"So are you suggesting that I'm using my real hair to fake a wig?"

This was clearly not what Brodie had been intending to suggest at all, but stubbornness made him pretend that it was.

"Yes. You're using your real hair as a fake wig."

To prove that the wig I was wearing was real, I lifted it off my head: "There. You see, it's a real wig."

Young Brodie was having none of it.

"You could still be using your real hair as a fake wig, just by detaching your real hair from your head first, in order that it better resemble a real wig when lifted."

Well, my bluff had well and truly been called. I had in fact been faking a wig, using my real hair as a red herring.

"There's no gulling you, lad," I said, ruffling Brodie's wig (which, by the way, is real). "One of these days you're going to make the greatest bellhop Queensland has ever seen."

"I already did," said Brodie. "His name's George."

http://flickeflu.com/tags/grampsy

Spooky xp

ROFL!

Mark ROFLo!

hey all sorry i havnt been online in a while

ive had crap going on

tell us about it, brodie

mmm just school a family

you know a billion assignments that i have to do in like 2 weeks

hello brodie, i'm sorry things have been tough but there is no call for such filthy language.

brodie did you ever fill out an application at McDonald's©?

nah couldnt be bothered sorry estela

Missing Wahroonga teen Brodie Hale is heading north, possibly to Queensland, police said.

Police received information that Brodie, 17, was in Taree on the NSW north coast on Tuesday.

The report has not been confirmed, but police said it was likely he was heading to Queensland.

It is not known why Brodie has gone missing, police said.

An extensive search is on for the Wahroonga teen, who is in need of medical assistance and has been missing for more nearly two days.

Ku-ring-gai duty officer Inspector Steve Martlew said police and Brodie’s family have real concerns for his welfare.

Police are appealing for public information to locate the youth.

Brodie was last seen at his home in Braeside St, Wahroonga at 12.15pm on Monday.

He left his home in his car, a silver-coloured 1995 Mazda MX6 sedan with red P plates, NSW registration number ALV 57V.

There have been extensive searches by the local police, Pol Air and his family, Inspector Martlew said.

Brodie is described as being of white/European appearance, 183cm tall with a medium build. He has mousy brown hair and brown eyes. He was wearing a white shirt, dark shorts and black and white-coloured sneakers.

Brodie’s family and friends have told police they are concerned for him and that his disappearance is out of character.

He has a medical condition that requires treatment and urgent medication.

Anyone with information on Brodie’s whereabouts is urged to contact Kuring Gai Detectives via Crime Stoppers on 1800 333 000. All information will be treated in strict confidence, Inspector Martlew said.

http://hornsby-advocate.whereilive.com.au/news/story/wahroonga-teen-brodie-hale-found-safe-and-well/

i am beginning to get a good idea as to what buzza's google alerts settings are

hey all hah!! what a coincidence

brodie! how has life been? have you been on any trips lately?

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nup not yet

Right on

the brode needs to hit the road

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aww do you all really hate me now :(

no

i love you, brodie
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gr8080 love is all the love you need

=D

hahahaha thanks gr8080

Oh Brodie where art thou?

i am at home

― brodie, Monday, January 24, 2011 1:10 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I have to go now, my planet needs me

― brodie, Monday, January 24, 2011 1:10 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY

Note: brodie died on his way back to his home planet

brodied :-(

i'm sad I forgot about missing brodie. :(

Ohhh, you might need some brodie
you might need some brodie too

Boy, you must be a doorman because you are a man employed to attend the entrance of a hotel, apartment house, or other building.

I have to go now, my planet needs me

― brodie, Monday, January 24, 2011

It was sad. He was an aussie.

true blue unform with gold buttons and trim

this was a weird thread