Gay Marriage to Alfred: Your Thoughts

UM EXCUSE ME, ALFRED AND BRODIE....

Who wants to marry me? I flip a mean ham omelet.

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:13 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'm in. I get paid tomorrow, so this is good timing.

― next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:15 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I'll defrost the ham.

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:18 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This is the best marriage proposal exchange I've ever known.

― next person tries to teach me about JOY IN LIFE gets a tubgirl in return (Jesse), Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:21 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

He's removed the stay but only effective at the end of the day on the 18th.

― Un peu d'Eire, ça fait toujours Dublin (Michael White), Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:23 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Shush! We're talking ham here.

― Gucci Mane hermeneuticist (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, August 12, 2010 3:24 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whats your point i just want is to see what alfred looks like

Gay polyandry: your thoughts

I can offer Jesse ham. What can you give me, brodie?

he'll carry your bags

Minnesota back on the chopping block. Starting to consider exit plan.

Huh?

would go for a 4-way marriage with some of you guys under the right terms, just sayin'

Meaning I'll move away if the amendment (which is probably getting to the ballot) passes.

Only if you accept Billy Wilder as a vulgarian, Morbs.

Meaning I'll move away if the amendment (which is probably getting to the ballot) passes.

Didn't realize there was one up for consideration

http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2011/04/27/minn-lawmakers-push-for-vote-on-gay-marriage-ban/

Wtf was I doing back then interrupting delicate dowry negotiations?

You made Alfred lose interest and turn to the arms of brodie. So he chooses a sock and I'm stuck still making love to a sock of another kind.

Mods, rename thread "Marriage to Alfred: Your Thoughts." Thanks!

got it

forks i think that was a joke

marriage to Alfred is serious business

Alfred, do I have to get rid of my wooden souvenir plaque from Che's gravesite?

I'm just hoping this new title attracts some odd Batman fetishists.

presuming this means alexander o'neal will be played at the wedding ceremony, then i am pro-marriage to alfred

Don't criticise my lifestyle...

btw I would totally marry Lord Soto, despite his habit of treating a hairbrush as a microphone.

Bristles facing or away?

(says a lot about a person imho)

Alfred, do I have to get rid of my wooden souvenir plaque from Che's gravesite?

If you sharpen it and drive it into Fidel's heart, you'll have won the heart of a community.

Don't you mean Raul's heart?

Nota bene: Jake Gyllenhaal and I are on the outs.

um I love Alfred and wish him the best in his new life and all but this is going to make searching for this as the gay marriage thread (which I do periodically when something newsworthy happens) sorta impossible

I am sure mod will change it back after the ceremony

If you look for me, I'll be there.

xpost

how's this

I should move this thread over to my OKCupid profile.

hahaha

I was just playing around while waiting for some articles to be copy-edited. I'll put the thread title back the way it was unless you guys say not to.

I think 'gay marriage' in the title makes it searchable and we don't want to jinx alfred, do we?

lol works for me

Mazel tov, Alfred!

Eric is the one threatening to relocate in the face of legal discrimination, I think he should be getting the bulk of the proposals.

Yeah, but I'm running away from marriage to Alfred.

Works for me. You'll have to endure my screwball comedy collection though.

Sounds a lot like my conjugal arrangements. 'My Man Godfrey' or 'Bringing Up Baby'? Oh, wait maybe 'The Lady Eve'.

I'm a strict Lover Come Hack To Me honeymooner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXpOA3jPC04

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXpOA3jPC04

so happy for alfred

Rev likes this.

who is that person and did i vote for them

funny to read the first few posts itt with the new thread title in mind.

i know we've covered this a billion times but i've finally come around to thinking that marriage is regressive and civil partnerships/groupings/co-owners of gay or whatever you want to call it are where it's at. the end.

that really only works if you strip the civil benefits of marriage out of all unions and leave "marriage" to be a symbolic religious ceremony, otherwise you are setting up segregated "separate but equal" tracks; also it's likely to be an unsatisfactory answer for gay couple who want to have their marriage performed by their (presumably willing) church

i know we've covered this a billion times but i've finally come around to thinking that marriage is regressive and civil partnerships/groupings/co-owners of gay or whatever you want to call it are where it's at. the end.

Guess I won't be checking out your ass at Score next Saturday.