NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

fucking Shawcross okay don't think we'll be out of the bottom 3 tonite

Doyle in a fucking wheelchair wd be more use than Fletcher imo

http://leftbackinthechangingroom.blogspot.com/2011/04/you-shouldnt-laugh-but.html

Bit late on that one.

oy sam check out my fb update btw

lols.

wolves hurt themselves last night

deuce killing in for fulham this eve

Steven Ireland too flaky for Newcastle. Quite apart from any of the detail here, though claiming that LA is his natural habitat is nice, why would a French magazine be running interviews with Ireland anyway? Last time I checked FourFourTwo spreads on Valenciennes' Foued Kadir were notably absent.

seems to fit in with a certain level of feckless absurdity that the french might appreciate i dunno?

No-one really knows a great deal of Charlton's Carl Jenkinson.

No, you're thinking of the lad Wayne Rooney

The sister of Arsenal and England footballer Jack Wilshere has been convicted of smashing a glass into a man's face during a pub row.

Rosie Ann Wilshere, 22, was found guilty of causing actual bodily harm by Cambridge crown court. Her victim, 27, a worker at the pub in Pirton, Hertfordshire, lost four front teeth and suffered lip damage. The argument was about who was calling an ambulance for his friend, who had collapsed.

Wilshere has form himself

Four teeth! Reckon you need a proper ale jug with a handle swung around at a fair pace to do that.

rosie ann

Dean Sturridge has the best fuckin accent

[sheds single tear]

Meite with a comical og already

2-1 WBA obviously

Odemwingie given offside despite being visibly played massively onside by a player standing in front of the linesman

2-1 WBA obviously

― MPx4A, Saturday, 30 April 2011 15:06 (1 hour ago)

used to enjoy all these teams not having beaten us since 1893 or whatever but might as well get em all out of the way in one go I guess

Think being a Villa fan is still marginally better than being a Sunderland fan, because they've got that Spurned Lover Misplaced Darren Bent Schadenfreude thing eating away at them while they don't score goals, but it's still tough realising about £60 of your season ticket has gone towards watching Garry McAllister manage a team

I'm being a little harsh on McAllister there, he only spells his forename with one R

Newcastle, with their pile of money and game in hand, are almost certainly the happiest of the three clubs on 41 points

Blackpool 0-0 Stoke: Stoke the Ric Flair of the Premier League in that they could probably have a goalless draw with a broom handle

ROtotheB on Twitter: "Do my eyes deceive me? No goals at Bloomfield Road?!"

This guy gets it, and not only does he get it, the BBC gets that he gets it and have redeployed his insight accordingly

Why at Chelsea do the teams walk to the other side of the pitch for the pre-match handshakes?

This looks good so far, Torres looking all confident and capable and shit

as a spectacle, not morally

bam.

frightening

that was a save and all

Bolton are forever disappointing atm

also bam.

also lols at 'Arry apparently telling him off for daring to score.

yeah it looked like sandro was coming to arry to celebrate expecting a hug, got told to stay in his own half

that was funny. "what you doing so far forward?" "scoring boss" "well don't! that's not your job son"
No doubt carlo will get stick for changing systems but chelsea have looked good so far, torres' all round play excellent(his finishing less so)

this is the first god's own EPL game ive seen in a few months and its p good

being as you're here nakh, do you know off the top of your head what kind of time difference/kick off times we're looking at for the copa america? wondering if i can fit it in around work.

tubby deflection merchant franky lampsbaby will be petitioning former syktyvkar man abramovich to purchase his own lil luka modric

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Copa_Am%C3%A9rica#First_stage

utc-3 = take away four hours so the earliest group matches start at 11:30am and the latest 5:45pm

thanking you

gomez lol

delayed reaction from lino there

horrific goalkeeping. AGAIN

ooh NOT A GOAL. Are chelsea sponsored by unicef?

holy fuck

lol. Brave Frankie Lamps finally gets his linesmanly justice.

man, what a crock

Linesman must be pretty fuckin pissed

Wait, linesman gave it? Thought he hadn't and ref had overruled it with a bad view