chillness index of fauna

The Quokka (Setonix brachyurus), the only member of the genus Setonix, is a small macropod about the size of a domestic cat.[2]

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i'd never heard of them! that one has a strange colouring

chill fukkin quokkas

http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jaguarundi1.jpg

jaguarundi, ***

chill now, but letting you know it might not be so chill later if you keep standing there

yeesh that cunt looks like a particular vicious juvenile delinquent

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lol

a beautiful delinquent though

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1215400564fVMgrfD.jpg

http://www.prguitarman.com/comics/poptart1red1.gif

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p fucking chill

the nose dot always bothers me

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/14/article-1094657-02CC657D000005DC-117_634x409.jpg

http://content8.flixster.com/question/30/79/55/3079554_std.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Colibri-thalassinus-001-edit.jpg/800px-Colibri-thalassinus-001-edit.jpg

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Hover by rapidly flapping their wings 12–90 times per second: not remotely chill

http://www.australianfauna.com/afimg/boxjellyfish.jpg
Box jellyfish: hard one to rate, in that it languidly just floats about the sea of Australian beaches, which is sort of the epitome of chill, but it also kills lots of people with its poisonous tentacles, which is less so

http://www.top-ten-glasgow-guide.com/images/dromedary-blockade.jpg

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maybe a little overlooked these days, dromedaries are often castigated for their intemperate qualities....they are still borderline chill tho

hummingbirds are transcendentally chill in the manner of late jmw turner or mid-period scelsi

chill thread imo

http://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/yellow/pic07western.jpg

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yellowjackets are dicks. they are not chill at all.

http://www.tribblogs.com/tribphoto/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/madagascar-fk3104-950x606.jpg
this fossa looks chill but fossas in general seem like mean, stressed out predator dickheads imo

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/uploads/RTEmagicC_Sea_Cucumber_small.jpg.jpg

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sea cucumbers are some very chill dudes (i don't think they have much of a choice)

that fossa looks both choleric AND slovenly oy vey

empathize, tho

http://cdn.webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kakapo.jpg

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i would call the kakapo docile, or perhaps downtrodden, rather than chill as such. but it's certainly not aggro

Strigops habroptila

yes, that rating seems about right

http://www.whatjamiefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/four-toes-jerboa.jpg

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like many rodents, the jerboa is too neurotic and highly strung to be chill

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man23444_thumb.jpg

Daydreaming about diving into the sea with these guys atm...

every time i see that photo i read it as a pic of fields taken from a plane

http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Sleepy-Bear.jpg

Their proclivity for eviscerating campers often means people overlook the chillness of bears.

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Plus hibernating is the big chill. Like calling in sick for a whole season.

http://www.novinite.com/media/inpictures/201105/photo_verybig_5762.jpg

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coatis are nice ppl and p chill

Woah are they trying to sneak into a ring-tailed lemur party or something?

they are trying to be your friends

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Hmm well I dunno if that kind of dissembling is the best way forward but ok I'll give them a chance.

those dudes totally remind of the possums from Bone

http://foxhavenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bumblebee-and-lavender.jpg

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bumblebees have a lot of dignity and they don't want to do any harm to anyone

this is the thread i was looking for to post this in, not "fuck yeah baby animals!" but, fuck yeah! it's chill

http://static2.stuff.co.nz/1306201419/588/5047588.jpg

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that is an albino kiwi right?

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5221/5672860254_e4eeabd5cf.jpg

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they are graceful and well mannered but a bit weird

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lls6d3jmEH1qk5yn3o1_1280.jpg?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1306635643&Signature=vt%2B0%2FSV0NZQcp8WfGF%2FF2%2F1j9Dg%3D

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apparently kiwi is not albino, it is v rare white variant kiwi.

want to hug puppeh

adorable puppies are adorable and wonderful, but rarely chill iirc

xp

http://scienceblogs.com/corpuscallosum/images/green_toad.jpg

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idk they are alright i guess, not overly excitable...siemlich chill

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http://www.hdpicturesofanimals.com/hd-animals-pictures/turtle-2.jpg

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nicle little chaps imo

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http://www.livingworldimages.com/IMG_5225.jpg

http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/mraz/rock-hyrax-05a26056.jpg

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rock hyrax is one SRSLY unchill motherfucker.

http://i.imgur.com/poJQT.jpg

hedgehog: ***

lol i had just searched this thread to see if hedgehogs were listed

they are ***** imo

I saw a couple tapirs at the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle this weekend, and I can tell you that they definitely deserve a higher chill rating. They were super fluffy and still, with a high cuddle factor.

Hedgehogs for five stars, seconded.

indisputible

http://www.dlisted.com/files/fathedgehogopenpost1.jpg