Morbidly looking forward to this, but I did go to see Norton's Hulk movie so clearly I have no judgement.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Looks a little cheap though.
Some cool little set-ups for The Avengers too.
This is pretty much the main reason I want to see this.
― 'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Won't spoil it but there's a sweet cameo. It's about a million times more fun than Norton's Hulk. There's a fair bit of Hercules In New York style humour but i went with it. Didn't stick around for the post-credit bit but i'm sure it'll be on youtube in a couple of days.
― Number None, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
OK sold. Is Brian Blessed still alive? He should have been in this.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry Ned, can't remember if that's a specific line but tell away.
Here's what I've heard what a typical day was kinda like on the shooting -- this story is friend-of-a-friend stuff but the source is v. trustworthy, so. Heard about this over a year ago:
Apparently Branagh was being the obsessive hyperperfectionist are-you-out-of-your-mind director making sure that everyone was delivering a great ACTING! performance, resulting in endless takes and other amusements. Rumor was that this was well beyond trying to 'get it right' and is instead mostly all a series of problems that Branagh had dreamed up and felt he needs to solve. When this story I linked back last April ran I immediately guessed it was due to damage control because of this.
The illustrative example I heard specifics about was this -- so there was a scene filmed which was supposed to be Hopkins saying to Russo, in re: Thor's being old enough or through his training enough or whatever, the line "Is he ready?"
As might be guessed Hopkins, however batshit he is himself (thus), rather knows how to deliver a basic three word line like that and make it work. Everyone else agreed. Branagh, not so much -- so apparently after each take Branagh was going up to Hopkins and saying things like "It needs to be a question, it doesn't FEEL like a question yet, a QUESTION is being asked!" For quite a few takes.
Quite why Hopkins didn't clock the guy I do not know.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Ha, i genuinely don't remember the line so he must never have delivered it to Ken's satisfaction.
― Number None, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:28 (thirteen years ago) link
can't imagine how this could be anything more than terrible
otoh they did include the Destroyer, which is kinda cool
― The Everybody Buys 1000 Aerosmith Albums A Month Club (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Can't wait for all the "Is he ready?" outtakes on the DVD.
― Paul McCartney and Whigs (Phil D.), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Audience i saw it with seemed to enjoy it as well fwiw.
― Number None, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link
Won't spoil it but there's a sweet cameo. It's about a million times more fun than Norton's Hulk.
Stan Lee as Sif's grandmother?
― the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:55 (thirteen years ago) link
Stan Lee gets a safe dropped on him?
― The Everybody Buys 1000 Aerosmith Albums A Month Club (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Stan Lee as Don Blake's walking stick?
― the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/01/movies/kenneth-branaghs-thor-film-of-marvel-comic-hero.html
Mr. Hemsworth, a former soap-opera star who studied Mr. Branagh’s film of “Much Ado About Nothing” for a high school production, said he was intimidated at first to meet his “Thor” director. Instead he said he found an animated and egoless filmmaker who suggested that he prepare for the film by reading Hesse’s “Siddhartha.”
Lot of references to Olivier in this piece
― da croupier, Thursday, 28 April 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Mr. Hopkins said that, as an actor, “I phone it in a lot as I’m getting older,” but seeing the aura of his old mentor in Mr. Branagh stirred him to invest himself more fully in “Thor.”
― da croupier, Thursday, 28 April 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
so, did Branagh himself write this piece or
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 28 April 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Mr. Hemsworth, a former soap-opera star who studied Mr. Branagh’s film of “Much Ado About Nothing” for a high school production
"I knew Keanu would be my role model from then on."
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 April 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link
His “Thor” director...an animated and egoless filmmaker who suggested that he prepare for the film by reading Hesse’s “Siddhartha.”
― da croupier, Thursday, 28 April 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf everyone should read Siddhartha (preferably by age 16) so I can't be too mad at him for that
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 28 April 2011 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link
Or there's the not-quite-the-same-thing movie version.
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 28 April 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Rene Rodriguez likes.
― ginny thomas and tonic (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 5 May 2011 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link
like anyone ever heard of this comic
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 May 2011 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah its only been published continually since the early 1960s and was created by the most famous american comic book writer-artist team of all time
― Ward Fowler, Thursday, 5 May 2011 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link
u take lolbait
― resistance does not require a firearm (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 May 2011 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link
(not that I'd ever heard of it)
All the kids are into Norse mythology these days anyway
― Number None, Thursday, 5 May 2011 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link
I saw this last night. Fun but stupid and surprisingly (or maybe not?) Portman was the worst part of the flick.
― Mordy, Friday, 6 May 2011 16:23 (thirteen years ago) link
Serious lack of Beta Ray Bill I felt.
― Mordy, Friday, 6 May 2011 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.comics101.com/comics101//news/Comics%20101/335/Beta%20Ray%20Bill%201.jpg
Can I just say my biggest complaint re: Marvel vs Capcom 3 is that Beta Ray Bill isn't one of Thor's alternate skins?
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Did the Frog of Thunder make the cut?
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 6 May 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Fun but stupid and surprisingly (or maybe not?) Portman was the worst part of the flick.
^^yep and surprisingly, this was the flick that made me realise that, apart from maybe Black Swan, i pretty much don't like Natalie Portman in any movie ever. It's weird, I feel like I've always had this positive impression of her in movies but that's really just her Hollywood image isn't it? Garden State. Star Wars prequels. That one movie with Ashton Kutcher. Closer. V for Vendetta. Anywhere but Here. god she's horrible.
anyway, she was totally lost in this, the only person who did not realise she was in a big dumb THOR movie directed by Kenneth Branagh.
― Roz, Friday, 6 May 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
she's crap!
― goole, Friday, 6 May 2011 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah she's awful
― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 May 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
p. cool lil movie about cosmic space gods on 8-legged horses hurling thunder bolts at freaking big-ass frost giants
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 7 May 2011 09:25 (thirteen years ago) link
i thought this was gonna be utter dogass, but it was a lot better than i expected (meaning it was moderately entertaining). charismatic cast (featuring the first engaging hopkins performance i can remember in like a decade+), Asgard was pretty cool & cosmic, some whomp-ass fight scenes - it could've been a tighter, more gripping movie in some respects, but it could've been a lot worse too
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 7 May 2011 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link
and portman's totally fine in it and has great chemistry with mr thor, tho their relaysh is p underwritten & perfunctory
guy playin loki really owns in this; also the frost giants are freakin... awesome
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 7 May 2011 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link
branagh uses a lot of dutch angles without really seeming to understand their purpose
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 7 May 2011 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link
movie was very balaeric true
― Roz, Saturday, 7 May 2011 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
bah, balearic*
idk what that means
― cum dude (Princess TamTam), Saturday, 7 May 2011 10:43 (thirteen years ago) link
it means that if you ask kenneth branagh what he thinks of king lear he just goes "BA!"
― "Hungry clouds swag on the deep." — William Blake (bernard snowy), Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah dude playing Loki is excellent. I guess he's gonna be the villain for The Avengers too so i can live with that.
― Number None, Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah I could've done without all the dutch angles, but Hemsworth has a fuckton of charm as Thor, the pacing is pretty good, Skaarsgard is surprisingly effective, Elba is great as Heimdahl, and Asgard itself looks so much like a bunch of Kirby panels I wanted to shit myself with joy. That part of it, as well as the dialogue amongst the Warriors Three, Branagh and his team definitely understood. I mean, I could easily picture myself sitting there seeing the Bifrost on a comics page with all of Kirby's technospeak descriptions. And the Asgardian dialogue was just florid enough to sound like a Kirby/Lee Thor comic.
― Captain Hyrax (Phil D.), Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:42 (thirteen years ago) link
this was a lot of fun. the romance was completely tacked on but they managed to make a corny story convincing.
― starland vocal banned (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 02:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Looked great, but Hemsworth/Portman had all the chemistry of a game of frog baseball. But it looked great.
― Stomp! in the name of love (WmC), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
Natalie Portman = worst actress alive.
― The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 30 May 2011 16:43 (twelve years ago) link
Does she win for most number of crap movies in a row interrupted by an Oscar an the middle of her crap run?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 30 May 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link
Have to assume Theron, Witherspoon and Bullock are still in the running.
― scissorlocks and the three bears (Eric H.), Monday, 30 May 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link
also Berry
― Goonhynhnms & YaHOOS (WmC), Monday, 30 May 2011 17:35 (twelve years ago) link