so nicking that
― it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:15 (fifteen years ago)
"I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse came in asked me if I was pregnant. "No way!" Was I sexually active? "Nope!" Had I ever been molested? "Well," I said, trying to make a joke, "Oprah says the only answers to that question are 'Yes' and 'I don't remember.'"
Loving Bossypants.
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Monday, 25 April 2011 22:51 (fifteen years ago)
I can't believe she was part of one of those underground Satanist birthing mills.Just kidding, but I have no idea what that quote is about.
― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 00:46 (fifteen years ago)
lol abbbottt I would love to see a Tina Fey project about false recovered memory / SRA
― i can tina turner (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:45 (fifteen years ago)
ha that should TOTALLY be what her next movie is about
― barbaric ya'll (some dude), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 13:50 (fifteen years ago)
the Roseanne Barr story
― President Keyes, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 14:17 (fifteen years ago)
"president interbush"!
― hong does your geirden gro (some dude), Friday, 29 April 2011 02:46 (fifteen years ago)
p shoddy ep imo
― Turn Off the Cold (Lamp), Friday, 29 April 2011 04:27 (fifteen years ago)
yeah, but the bill clinton jokes were classic. and grizz's dvd reviews.
― dblake (symsymsym), Friday, 29 April 2011 06:00 (fifteen years ago)
condi rice's line readings were poor
― dblake (symsymsym), Friday, 29 April 2011 06:01 (fifteen years ago)
i thought they were pretty good for a non-actor
― artisanal rabbit made from single-origin chocolate (reddening), Friday, 29 April 2011 06:15 (fifteen years ago)
and grizz's dvd reviews.
omg i was rolling
― Gukbe, Friday, 29 April 2011 07:28 (fifteen years ago)
Fake Kim Jong-Il playing Baldwin's Glengarry Glen Ross role was fun too I guess. I totally did not expect that. Maybe the only KJ bit I found enjoyable.
― Jibe, Friday, 29 April 2011 09:02 (fifteen years ago)
I thought all the KJI was dope. Easy but funny. But Avery gets kidnapped and Liz is all tralala i've got an issue with a bag/Tracy doesn't get a joke? That whole dynamic was so badly played. Also Jack played his two cards (Tracy and Condi) to get Avery out and it didn't work so he is left with like only Obama as his choice?
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Friday, 29 April 2011 09:38 (fifteen years ago)
"That's from 'Invictus'! Who was the white guy in that...?"
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Friday, 29 April 2011 13:50 (fifteen years ago)
K Jong was Margaret Cho, right?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Monday, 2 May 2011 00:56 (fifteen years ago)
yeah
― Gukbe, Monday, 2 May 2011 01:03 (fifteen years ago)
Deer God, thank you for this venison. Onion God, thank you for...
(brilliant gag)
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:11 (fifteen years ago)
TRYING TO GET A HUMMINGBIRD TO DRINK OUT OF MY PENIS
― Elegant Bitch (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:15 (fifteen years ago)
Omg poor Kenneth
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:18 (fifteen years ago)
Okay I love this show fuiud
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Friday, 6 May 2011 02:28 (fifteen years ago)
wtf at the end, though.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 6 May 2011 02:31 (fifteen years ago)
"Give me more time, Jacob!"
― nickn, Friday, 6 May 2011 05:29 (fifteen years ago)
I'm not a huge Kenneth fan but that was an amazing Kenneth episode. His channeling of Avery was great. Also: "we get it, Alice, you're a sheep."
Such a bizarre episode. The Wool Council meeting in the boardroom with the scary wool mascot and an animatronic sheep. The "sitter" in the jester uniform.
― congratulations (n/a), Friday, 6 May 2011 12:31 (fifteen years ago)
Victor Garber: "It's very wool."
― Virginia Plain, Friday, 6 May 2011 14:37 (fifteen years ago)
i liked victor when he was wooly.
http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID9626/images/EasterGodspellcover.jpg
― scott seward, Friday, 6 May 2011 15:12 (fifteen years ago)
GABBLE GABBLE GABBLE
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:24 (fifteen years ago)
that looks like natalie portman
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:25 (fifteen years ago)
lmao @ "GABBLE" instead of "GAVEL"
this is 30 Rock, not Gigli
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:38 (fifteen years ago)
lolz ok yes im a fool
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Friday, 6 May 2011 15:53 (fifteen years ago)
The best wool jokes in history!
― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 6 May 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
They have genetically altered men there with minotaur heads that chase you through the brambles
― Moodles, Friday, 6 May 2011 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
apparently I totally missed that Baldwin's wife was kidnapped wtf
― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:24 (fifteen years ago)
must have missed an episode
― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:25 (fifteen years ago)
haha yes
― cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
this ep destroyed me. the tongue depressor gag at the beginning got me, and then it just continued.
― it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Friday, 6 May 2011 18:42 (fifteen years ago)
dr. spaceman was batting a thousand in this one. every single line!
― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 6 May 2011 19:00 (fifteen years ago)
can we talk a bit about http://stuff.jklol.net/i/wool.png?
― T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Friday, 6 May 2011 21:22 (fifteen years ago)
Haha, just caught up on a bunch of episodes and I love that the Liz/Jack dynamic has been reduced to bag-stuck-in-tree/wife-kidnapped-by-North-Korea levels. Clearly next season will feature Liz asking Jack for his help in painting her nails whilst he attempts to stop an asteroid wiping out all life on earth.
― James Mitchell, Friday, 6 May 2011 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
that animatronic sheep was pure gold
― a lagoon par la mer (psychgawsple), Friday, 6 May 2011 22:40 (fifteen years ago)
I'm more interested in the lovecraftian "wool mascot" myself
― T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Friday, 6 May 2011 23:18 (fifteen years ago)
did anyone mention that the judges name plaque said "judge gregory l. dredd"
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Friday, 6 May 2011 23:35 (fifteen years ago)
no but I noticed that, lol'd
― T.S. Eliot-themed roach fetish porn (silby), Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
i was incredibly baked when i watched this & couldnt follow the plot @ all after dr spaceman opening
― johnny crunch, Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
yeah the Judge Dredd thing was awes
― no slouch of a snipster (Shakey Mo Collier), Saturday, 7 May 2011 00:28 (fifteen years ago)
on the evidence of this episode alone i would worry that tina fey is heading for a sorkin-style mushrooms-and-coke crash-and-burn.
― j., Saturday, 7 May 2011 01:40 (fifteen years ago)
Completely surreal episode.
lmao @ "GABBLE" instead of "GAVEL"this is 30 Rock, not Gigli
Pretty sure he was saying, "Gabbo, Gabbo, Gabbo!"
― NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Saturday, 7 May 2011 06:34 (fifteen years ago)
yo that Kim Kong Il- Glengarry bit from last ep was gold.
― it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 May 2011 06:54 (fifteen years ago)
I noticed that writing credit on the ep included Hannibal Burress
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 7 May 2011 07:02 (fifteen years ago)
Just realized that wool bowl was a callback to the Rural Juror.
― phantompenguin, Saturday, 7 May 2011 18:30 (fifteen years ago)