chillness index of fauna

idk that hippos have a proprioceptive deficit. A hippo can run like 30 miles (48 km) per hour on land. Also idk if you saw "Fantasia" but they also dance ballet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6dv-mP8X80

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1236297013WeziRMi.jpg

how do capys rate on the chillfactor

http://www.aspinallfoundation.org/upload/images/capy1_dr_1268649256.jpg

Oh come on - they're like the chillest of all creatures. Didn't put them here because I figured that was, you know, a given.

idk that hippos have a proprioceptive deficit. A hippo can run like 30 miles (48 km) per hour on land. Also idk if you saw "Fantasia" but they also dance ballet.

― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:02

that's something different, they may be able to summon uncommon power and ferocity but they don't appear capable of conventionally balletic grace or refinement, assumedly owing to neuroanatomical limitations rather than mere pique or laziness

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monkfish aren't particularly chill

are capys related to nutrias? I saw a critter like that in israel and was all wtf is that animal???? I concluded it was nutria, but maybe not?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caviomorpha

european wild cat probably not very chill

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/0102097343900.jpg

dunno about chillness, but those stingrays are pretty goddamn beautiful.

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/436139-Triforce%20of%20Wisdom/139/60/salamander_display.jpg

salamanders v chill imo

Axolotls I am not sure about. If you stare at one long enough, you turn into one. Is that extremely chill, like some chill music making you turn into sand? Or is it extremely unchill?

http://www.shunya.net/Pictures/Tanzania/Serengeti/RockHyrax3.jpg

Hyraxes: live on pee-stained rocks; not very chill

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Axolotl_ganz.jpg

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they are quite chill for amphibians

nb are you sure about that abbott?

yes

Hyraxes are the antithesis of chill. Evil looking little motherfuckers.

i like them but they operate at an altogether different metabolic level to chill fauna

they are N/A

n/a isn't very chill imo

ya, he is the rock hyrax of ilx

http://cdn2.digitaltrends.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/aardvark.jpg

fuck you guys!

http://www.jbaphoto.com.au/colour/JBAphoto020510D33.jpg

The quokka is a chill marsupial

that monkfish is giving me the heebie-jeebies

The Quokka (Setonix brachyurus), the only member of the genus Setonix, is a small macropod about the size of a domestic cat.[2]

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i'd never heard of them! that one has a strange colouring

chill fukkin quokkas

http://www.itsnature.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/jaguarundi1.jpg

jaguarundi, ***

chill now, but letting you know it might not be so chill later if you keep standing there

yeesh that cunt looks like a particular vicious juvenile delinquent

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lol

a beautiful delinquent though

http://pixdaus.com/pics/1215400564fVMgrfD.jpg

http://www.prguitarman.com/comics/poptart1red1.gif

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p fucking chill

the nose dot always bothers me

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/12/14/article-1094657-02CC657D000005DC-117_634x409.jpg

http://content8.flixster.com/question/30/79/55/3079554_std.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Colibri-thalassinus-001-edit.jpg/800px-Colibri-thalassinus-001-edit.jpg

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Hover by rapidly flapping their wings 12–90 times per second: not remotely chill

http://www.australianfauna.com/afimg/boxjellyfish.jpg
Box jellyfish: hard one to rate, in that it languidly just floats about the sea of Australian beaches, which is sort of the epitome of chill, but it also kills lots of people with its poisonous tentacles, which is less so

http://www.top-ten-glasgow-guide.com/images/dromedary-blockade.jpg

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maybe a little overlooked these days, dromedaries are often castigated for their intemperate qualities....they are still borderline chill tho

hummingbirds are transcendentally chill in the manner of late jmw turner or mid-period scelsi

chill thread imo

http://www.worsleyschool.net/science/files/yellow/pic07western.jpg

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yellowjackets are dicks. they are not chill at all.

http://www.tribblogs.com/tribphoto/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/madagascar-fk3104-950x606.jpg
this fossa looks chill but fossas in general seem like mean, stressed out predator dickheads imo

http://www.thenakedscientists.com/HTML/uploads/RTEmagicC_Sea_Cucumber_small.jpg.jpg

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sea cucumbers are some very chill dudes (i don't think they have much of a choice)

that fossa looks both choleric AND slovenly oy vey

empathize, tho

http://cdn.webecoist.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kakapo.jpg

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i would call the kakapo docile, or perhaps downtrodden, rather than chill as such. but it's certainly not aggro

Strigops habroptila

yes, that rating seems about right

http://www.whatjamiefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/four-toes-jerboa.jpg

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like many rodents, the jerboa is too neurotic and highly strung to be chill

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man23444_thumb.jpg

Daydreaming about diving into the sea with these guys atm...

every time i see that photo i read it as a pic of fields taken from a plane

http://www.frombearcreek.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Sleepy-Bear.jpg

Their proclivity for eviscerating campers often means people overlook the chillness of bears.

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Plus hibernating is the big chill. Like calling in sick for a whole season.