my dad has a twitter. hahaha.
― tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/gritesmariposas
^
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 April 2011 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link
i'm on this now & i've tweeted twice!!!
if you want to follow me, i'm at twitter.com/[my first initial]+[my last name] - if you don't know what that is and i at least kinda sorta know you, webmail me and i'll give you the link
unfortunately, http://twitter.com/markers is not me
― markers, Monday, 25 April 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
https://twitter.com/#!/DrPeterThraft
this is horrifyingly compelling. Also ILX is for no apparent reason on the first page of Google results for 'Peter Thraft'.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link
wow, so many winners on there i barely know where to start.
― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
cheers for the new dn
― finish with a fast piston pump (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link
"Enjoy post sex. Wipe ejaculated semen on to your partner. Massage it into her skin. Kiss her and kneed it into her buttocks"what is this i don't even
― And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
...stare forlornly at the bedroom door as it is slammed in your face.
― VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link
what do YOU do with ejaculated semen?
lizphair.wav
― I have some kind of staph infection, and the only prescription is IALEX (sic), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/InjunctionSuper
― these are my everyday balloons (Ned Trifle II), Sunday, 8 May 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Jemima Khan otm
Jemima_KhanApparently @InjunctionSuper has been set up by students having a laugh. Not v funny though if you're someone's wife.5 hours ago Favorite Retweet ReplyJemima_Khan@InjunctionSuper This is NOT TRUE. I have no super injunction and I am friends with Jeremy's wife who I had dinner with last night.5 hours agoJemima_KhanI have no super injunction and I had dinner with Jeremy and his wife last night. Twitter, Stop!5 hours agoJemima_Khan OMG- Rumour that I have a super injunction preventing publication of "intimate" photos of me and Jeremy Clarkson. NOT TRUE!5 hours ago
Apparently @InjunctionSuper has been set up by students having a laugh. Not v funny though if you're someone's wife.5 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply
Jemima_Khan
@InjunctionSuper This is NOT TRUE. I have no super injunction and I am friends with Jeremy's wife who I had dinner with last night.5 hours ago
Jemima_KhanI have no super injunction and I had dinner with Jeremy and his wife last night. Twitter, Stop!5 hours ago
Jemima_Khan OMG- Rumour that I have a super injunction preventing publication of "intimate" photos of me and Jeremy Clarkson. NOT TRUE!5 hours ago
― charlie adam's sister's pants (onimo), Monday, 9 May 2011 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link
what the hell is a super injunction?
― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 May 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link
is it british for restraining order?
― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 May 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
It means the press can't even mention that there is an injunction in place (I think), the rationale being (I think) that if you are, say a footballer having a fling with some minor celeb and said footballer puts gets an injunction against newspapers saying that, the mere fact of the injunction might imply guilt in some places? Typing it out now that doesn't seem right, maybe someone else can explain it better?
― these are my everyday balloons (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 9 May 2011 06:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Is the the famously family-orientated footballer Ryan Giggs involved?
― James Mitchell, Monday, 9 May 2011 07:38 (thirteen years ago) link
perhaps shane warne as well?
― mookieproof, Monday, 9 May 2011 07:45 (thirteen years ago) link
bbc interviewing one of those named on twitter on radio 5 now
― Romford Spring (DG), Monday, 9 May 2011 09:17 (thirteen years ago) link
my first assumption is that the people behind @injunctionsuper are just bored students making shit up - i mean why on earth would anyone believe them?
as jemima khan has pointed out, the proof she hasn't got a superinjunction is that she's actually being named everywhere.
― lex pretend, Monday, 9 May 2011 09:21 (thirteen years ago) link
she's volunteered the 'information' tho
― Romford Spring (DG), Monday, 9 May 2011 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link
xp at least some of the ones @injunctionsuper mentions are true though. and i'd have thought that papers could report her denial even if an injunction was in place - she'd have effectively trashed it herself.
i was opposed to superinjunctions but if they're keeping naked photos of jeremy clarkson out of the papers, i can see their uses.
― joe, Monday, 9 May 2011 09:25 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd like to know who is taking out superinjuctions, then when the 'truth' comes to light I won't care at all.
― hey it's (jel --), Monday, 9 May 2011 09:37 (thirteen years ago) link
my first assumption is that the people behind @injunctionsuper are just bored students making shit up - i mean why on earth would anyone believe them?as jemima khan has pointed out, the proof she hasn't got a superinjunction is that she's actually being named everywhere.― lex pretend, Monday, May 9, 2011 9:21 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
― lex pretend, Monday, May 9, 2011 9:21 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
So Ry@n Gigg$ (<will that do) keeping quiet means...?
― these are my everyday balloons (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 9 May 2011 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link
i had no idea who he was until someone told me about this business in the pub on fri
― lex pretend, Monday, 9 May 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
iirc jemima khan has taken out a superinjunction about something or other
― reference + ilx meme (history mayne), Monday, 9 May 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link
so the british can petition the courts to have the press NOT write about something they may or may not be doing?how unamerican
― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 May 2011 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Better/worse than that - they can petition the courts to have the press NOT write about them petitioning the courts to have them NOT write about something they may or may not be doing.
― charlie adam's sister's pants (onimo), Monday, 9 May 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link
hahah no wonder you guys resort to putting topless women in the inside front page to sell papers
― Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 May 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Hi dere, Hank
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
so basically the default state of any given social media site is "fallen over" these days, then?
― lex pretend, Friday, 13 May 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
http://twitter.com/#!/oldmansearch
Norman N.@oldmansearchMy dad is 81 years old. I'm teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he's searching.
― gr8080, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 22:04 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gQdhX.png
― gr8080, Wednesday, 18 May 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Mentions of the word "giggs" on twitter yesterday, for some reason.http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/5/20/1305920291609/crop7.original.jpg
― i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 21 May 2011 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link
graph needs some units
― ww2011 (tpp), Saturday, 21 May 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm sorry that's as much as we can tell u.
― i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 21 May 2011 13:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Blocking re-tweets from certain users has immeasurably improved my twitter experience.
― colby, Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Why do the 'famous professional footballer' and his legal team think a US-based company with a US-based server has any obligation to comply with their wishes?
― delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Surely his legal team are just doing to him what he was (allegedly) doing to that woman from Big Brother. I mean I presume they get paid whether or not this works or not?
― i can't, i won't (Ned Trifle II), Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess they make lots of money and if they happen to successfully overturn the US constitution that's kind of a bonus feather in their cap
― MPx4A, Saturday, 21 May 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link
― colby, Sunday, 22 May 2011 00:06 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
This. I only allow retweets from about 10 people now. Also, removing 3/4 of the people I was following.
― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 21 May 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Thankfully I now don't get terrible comedians cluttering it up.
― colby, Sunday, 22 May 2011 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-13503847
― Romford Spring (DG), Monday, 23 May 2011 16:11 (thirteen years ago) link
It says I'm following my usual peeps.. but my homepage says I'm following no one and is showing me zero tweets. I can only see my @replies tab. Anyone else have this problem?
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link
http://imgur.com/qVUn0
― markers, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/qVUn0.png
― markers, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link
guessing Fred's suggestion is a) hotdog water b) Axe or c) crotchsweat
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link
D. CHOCOLATE STARFISH
― The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:12 (thirteen years ago) link
any menfolk looking for scent should really check out Gucci Guilty Homme. smells sooooooooooooooo good (to me, a woman).
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link
armani aqua di gio
― Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
i wear burberry weekend
― The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link
FFM, I had the same problem but it's just come back!
― ▽_▽ (c sharp major), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link