Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

What's so special about this particular picture of you?

why am i even going here.

xp it's not just about the photo. it's about everything.
he doesn't mind taking pictures at all.
he's just a big ass about giving them to me after he has taken them.

It's a picture of me arm wrestling a famous wrestler.

you just keep unfolding like a flower, CaptainLorax

The transaction is that he is taking a picture FOR YOU

If it never makes it to you, then he does mind completing this transaction, imo.

This is kind of like saying I will come over to your house and drink beers with you.

Then I buy some beers, go straight home, put them in my own fridge, and never come over.

maybe he is using the pictures as part of a ritual and is afraid that giving copies of them to you will diminish their efficacy

a cruise?

I told him that if I would go on a cruise:
1) I would want to go with more people than just him
2) And preferably people that know how to party (my friend doesn't party)

Then he got all philosophical and said things like "when you grow up, you are going to learn that you can have fun without partying"

anyways I just spoke to him on the phone and got real serious when I asked for the picture this time.

was he gazing into your eyes when he said this, possibly leaning in towards you a little bit? because based on everything you're saying it really seems like your friend desperately wants to bone you and start a family

ehhh, he is real damn sensitive but I think he's too obese to be gay

Was this a Disney cruise?

too obese to be gay

DOES NOT COMPUTE

i dunno what cruise he wants to go on. i invited him on a cruise with my extended family a few years ago because we had an extra ticket. he's been on at least 7 cruises.

"Too obese to be gay".

So those Christians are right, there is a way to fix homo. Get fat.

I think he's too obese to be gay

dude don't ever change, you are amazing

Maybe even a little chubby.

i mean, sure he might be gay. but if he is gay he's extremely closeted and looks at girls a lot

do bisexuals exist or is that an urban myth?

here's what you do. ask him if he'd like to meet up for coffee tomorrow morning. when he gets there, order some coffee and sit down with him. tell him that you've been thinking for a while now about how he'd be a great roommate, and then ask if he wouldn't like to maybe move out of his parents house and into an apartment with you. then, if he says yes, volunteer to help him move. then, on the big day, after you guys have loaded up the last of his boxes into the truck and he walks over to give his parents a big farewell hug, stop them and say, "hey, do you guys mind if i get a picture of this moment?" and then ask to borrow his iphone. then, once he enters the passcode and hands it over to you -- and this is key, don't forget this final step -- abscond with the iphone and retrieve the photograph from it

poster of the day award goes to you, lorax

lorax, i mean, this: http://www.google.com/search?um=1&hl=en&safe=off&client=safari&rls=en&biw=1276&bih=647&site=search&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=chubby+bear+gay&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

NSFW NSFW NSFW

so maybe he's just a big gay selfish bear?

i thought the gay bear guys were less selfish

I thought fat people were, like, jolly and stuff

Yeah Lorax it sort of sound like he's witholding the photos as a bargaining tool, like he wants more from you...or has a crush on you, who knows.

When Mr Veg and I got married in Reno there was a Nevada Bears convention AND a Junior Baseball Tournament group all staying in the same hotel on the same day.
I remember standing in an elevator with a massive bear & his twinky-looking boy and 2 young teenage boys in full baseball outfits.
Hi-fives to the booking staff, it was bizarroworld there all day long lol

http://posterwire.com/wp-content/images/bad_news_bears_76.jpg

VegemiteGrrl, that story about the elevator is one of the funniest things i've imagined in a while.

I know right? Add to that Mr Veg is a pretty big dude himself, and his best friend is gay with a twink fetish and it was priceless lols the whole weekend

Lorax maybe your friend is a little stupid

maybe a little... but he's just weird. not in a creepy colin kind of way though

he doesn't listen to music in his car. ever.

wait what. he sounds insane.

he doesn't listen to music in his car. ever.

the fuck? How is that even physically possible?

since I saw lorax's name above several times I can only assume somehow his story was related to 9/11 truthery....

anywho, so I went to Best Buy about a month and a half ago to get the Janelle Monae EP, and went to the in-store pickup line, and I guess the representative didn't give me back my license. I'm sure of this because I always have my wallet out and put them back immediately to prevent misplacing them, and she took my license and card separately.

So I noticed this a few days later, and I knew that's where I had to have left it, so I call them, and get a representative, explain what happened, they spend less than 2 minutes and insist they don't have it. I spent $25 just to have a plastic card reissued cuz I coudln't wait any longer.

So today in the mail, they sent my license back....apparently they had it all along, and just sat on it for 1.5 months. With it, they sent a letter that was just one sentence: "Here is your driver's license you left it in best buy". nothing else on the page.

have written corporate already for a reimbursement for the money since they falsely told me they didn't have it, and then sat on it for 1.5 months, but I'm not holding my breath.

lol and you just wasted a few minutes typing that post, too

they sell snacks in the checkout line

and metallica t-shirts

http://i.imgur.com/zMRrn.jpg

*enrolls in art school*

"HOWDY DOO MR. SECURITY GUY WITH BANK OF VIDEO SCREENS. I'LL BE SURE TO GIVE THE CASHIER MY ZIP CODE WHEN I'M ALL DONE LOOKING AT THESE $60 USB CORDS THANKS!"

Wait since when do they check your license for anything at BB?

they sell alcohol in the checkout line

ehhh, he is real damn sensitive but I think he's too obese to be gay

― poplocking nazis from space (CaptainLorax), Thursday, April 21, 2011 7:38 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

is that according to the much misunderstood second law of homodiameters.

ahahah estela!!! Nicely done

Also I guess the counterpoint is can one be too thin to be straight?

the much misunderstood second law of homodiameters.

There has to be a Perpetua Motion joke in here somewhere, I swear.

goddamn, ladies