Why I hate the Daily Mail, as distilled into one edition

having two jobs isn't my idea of a good time

yeah sort of otm, having two jobs isn't like having two cars!

unless you're a funeral director and a clown

John Prescott to thread...

"...GIFs, a type of picture format similar to a Jpeg which has been around since the invention of home computers.

Only now with broadband Internet are they bringing it to life with a startling effect."

Give them ogg vorbis, make 'em cry.

"There's a new music type of image format taking over this country and it's called indie GIF."

"Those cheeky chappies, the popular beat combo know as The Rolling Stones, have also used this so-called 'moving picture' technology."
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/SatanicRS.jpg

I for one cannot wait to switch on the Televisor this evening and see what Raymond Baxter Esq. has to say about JIFs on 'Tommorow's World'.

Shit article but I love this magical moving picture
http://istyosty.com/tmp/cache/85b1a3f01735809ed9a5a2d43beaa9be6a79d404.gif

Eerie effect: Cinemagraphs are calming to watch as only one area moves - and they are silent

Just in case you didn't know what porn looked like, the daily mail is here to help.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1384529/Psychologists-warn-casual-link-internet-porn-rise-sex-offences.html

Hang on, does that entire article mean "causal link" and repeatedly say "casual link"???

i was talking about the picture shouldn't it be blurred or something?

LOLOLOLOL They obviously really understand what they're reporting. I tried to put a comment up but it doesn't seem to have been allowed through.

No, they've used the phrase "casual link" throughout when they mean "causal link".

Please god tell me they printed it like this.

Cretins.

i thought i was going mad, but i checked and other news agencies are reporting this research as suggesting a "causal link".

which also sounds like bollocks but isn't as hilarious as these muppets.

unfortunately I didn't understand their stupid comment moderation so ended up submitting the same zing 3 times, either they'll not publish any or they'll put them all up to make me look the twat.

there's a delay with the comments while they moderate them, quite a few end up getting posted a couple of times.

can u delete yr own comments?

i'm waiting for it to quietly change to "causal" before then, thus rendering everything pointless

I'm looking forward to seeing:

"'Casual link' - what's that supposed to mean? You twats should read what you write before posting it on the internet, you look like idiots now." NV, Hull. 12.02
"'Casual link' - what's that supposed to mean? You twats should read what you write before posting it on the internet, you look like idiots now." NV, Hull. 12.03
"I said 'Casual link' - what's that supposed to mean? You twats should read what you write before posting it on the internet, you look like idiots now!!!" NV, Hull. 12.04

no other daily mail readers will ever notice so

nah i used my Daily Mail manners, don't think I swore

i did suggest that watching too much internet porn makes your eyes/spelling go funny

Looking forward to their upcoming piece about teenagers having too much causal sex.

or more couples than ever having martial problems

polish friction at crotch end

Better late than never i suppose. Only took them 6 hours.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/05/07/article-1384529-0BF313D800000578-668_468x377.jpg

they didn't publish my comments but then they've corrected the spelling, morans

objectionable petty a-hole (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:07 (13 minutes ago)

did a versh of that pun in chatz the other day

oh god the other night when we were riffing on something?

i must've unconsciously ripped you off.

nah don't think u were there actually.....think i was riffin w/ bozelka iirc

synchronicity nahmean? twould be objectionably petty to claim otherwise

Wish i'd have grabbed the uncensored picture before they ceefaxed it :(

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/casuallink.jpg

always thinking, sunshine. always thinking.

also nakh shame on u for missing "unconsciously"

Good man Noodle :)

Now, when do we start the " I've never seen anything like it before, it was distressing to me and my family and I'll never work again" compensation claim?

If a Daily Mail reader is exposed to pr0n by the Daily Mail, would they complain to the Daily Mail?

It was right next to the "do we need to see any more of her" Lady Gaga boob as well.

OMG and the "VERY racy streak" of the three twins ( (c) ilx Kate princess of hearts thread )

also, why ceefax some of the pictures with the boats name and not others? who the fuck's running the show down at the daily mail web office?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1384706/Prince-William-Kate-Pippa-Middleton-William-larks-boat-Ibiza-Kate-Middleton-clan-seen-pictures.html

http://i52.tinypic.com/syrxhe.jpg

Yeah, I suck at photoshopping :-/

OBL IN "REMOTE CONTROL USAGE" SHOCKER

love that 'shopping btw

Should have changed that BREAKING line to "psychologists warn of 'casual link' between internet porn and rise in terrorism" tbh

SEAL team just wanted their pr0n videos back.