what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

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until it had to be wrung out.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

You're going to sit on her? (xpost)

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

..and the couch, after.

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/thecouch_after.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Both of them probably, from the sound of things.

Maybe next year for passover, we should forget the latkes and applesauce and just leave a Carhart hat and PBR

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

CALLIN' ME A DAWG
WELL, LEAVE A DOG A-LONE

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

BAD DONUT BITCH!

― ...in bed. (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

How does the fragrance of santorum mingle with the bracing cleanliness of Lysol? Is it the new thing? I somehow expect to see that couch reupholstered soon.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.technicalvirgin.com/

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:00 (twenty-two years ago)

"loveseat" is like a triple entendre in the context of this thread, no?

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:01 (twenty-two years ago)

You think this is an isolated incident? This is happening ALL ACROSS AMERICA AND MAYBE OTHER COUNTRIES EVERY DAY!

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm picturing that poor couch viewing a police line-up of trucker hats and saying "they're the ones! they did this!"

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

what did the hat say? I must know

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Is that why they have those vinyl covers on their furniture?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:03 (twenty-two years ago)

there is a small army of future livejournalers spilled between the cushions of that couch.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, that couch photo is the album cover for Jandek's next album

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Man, now Good Will won't even take that couch.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:04 (twenty-two years ago)

haha! Trucker Hat left two of his CDs in the living room! whut's he listenin' to I wonder???

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Also, that couch photo is the album cover for Jandek's next album

featuring the track "anal in the afternoon"

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

That should be a mashup of "Afternoon Delight" and "Ass N Titties".

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

"Anal in the Afternoon" sounds more Mancini than Jandek

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

TWO COPEYS OF TEH POSTLE SERVACE

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Well, Gear, if you replace the couch, make sure you don't replace it with this one..

http://www.rodshop.com.au/photos/couch.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Gear, you must tell us what the cds were.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

That should be a mashup of "Afternoon Delight" and "Ass N Titties".

!!!

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:08 (twenty-two years ago)

second Limp Bizkit album

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

and make sure to aim well after your roomie and trucker sweetie leave for the day..

http://www.flame.org/~explorer/album/misc/flying-furnature/couch.gif

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:09 (twenty-two years ago)

"Anal in the Afternoon" sounds more Mancini than Jandek

The original Jandek title is appropriate too:

http://allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&uid=UIDCASS70311061642122560&sql=Ayaua6j427180

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:10 (twenty-two years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/12/57/337521/3196110578259l.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I feel dirty.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

OH. DEAR. GOD.

the trucker hat and the lysol were what took this thread from excellent to perfect.

(hey what was up with the pics earlier that just came up with a 'theft' gif.)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:15 (twenty-two years ago)

oh dear christ

haha xposts

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we get these pictures stored on ILX's server for future posterity?! POSTERIORITY HAHAH AOMOLGOGOLOL

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:16 (twenty-two years ago)

we try to make a little wall of jokes around this, but it can't be contained.

― g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

WHOA!

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:17 (twenty-two years ago)

the next thread below this just now is 'Louisville, KY'. That state abbreviation is so good there.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

you are FUCKING KIDDING

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we should send a joint letter to Jimmy Eat World and Weezer each describing in detail what has just happened today in the spirit of their musical contributions to society...

..and send them the remainders of the couch as a bonus.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. THAT MAKES TEH P0ST4L S3RV1C3 LOOK POSITIVELY RESPECTABLE!@!@@!@!@!@! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMFG LOLZ 4EVER

― Lil' Fancy Kpants (The K is Silent) (ex machina), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:19 (twenty-two years ago)

http://members.rogers.com/mark.pytlik/ughcouchugh.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Someone should start a "best anal sex stories" thread for all the stories which I'm sure can be told but don't deserve to derail this thread.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark has officially won the thread, whatever that means.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

See, this is what listening to Weezer leads to.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Why is the Weezer CD so much smaller?

Hahhahaha, mark!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:20 (twenty-two years ago)

artistic framing!!

― Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

The poo-poo train left right on time.
A ticket costs only your mind.
The driver said, "Hey, man, we go all the way."
Of course we were willing to pay.

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:22 (twenty-two years ago)

Poser, that's not even the Dluxe edition of the Blue Album.

― Doobie Keebler (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

"THAT ONE AFTERNOON
YOU WALKED OUT OF YOUR ROOM
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOR THE DAY
NOW WE HAVE THE PRICE OF GUILT... TO... PAY!!!!"

Lyrical sample of that upcoming Bright Eyes record.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:23 (twenty-two years ago)

Poser, that's not even the Dluxe edition of the Blue Album.

And he bought it used too! Loser.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:25 (twenty-two years ago)

well, he needed the extra $10 to go towards the $25 trucker hat at Urban outfitters.. give the guy a break.

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

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