CHIPS vs FRIES

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potato handjobs

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 15 April 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

/jokes

sorry kkvgz

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 15 April 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

:)

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 15 April 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I was gonna say something about "you couldn't give drive-through handies" but then I realized yeah, you probably could.

kkvgz, Friday, 15 April 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

It was just baked potatoes!! I thought is was weird, but I tried one once and spilled brisket all over my new white v neck T. It's not the most practical idea, driving and trying to eat a huge baked potato packed with bbq sauce and brisket.

JacobSanders, Friday, 15 April 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

hang on, you're not meant to eat any drive-thru food while actually driving...

and the hint of parp (ledge), Friday, 15 April 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

No?

JacobSanders, Friday, 15 April 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I would bet fifty dollars that the majority of people who buy drive thru eat it while driving.

kkvgz, Friday, 15 April 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

most drive thru food taste like soggy crap if you wait to eat it until you are home. Usually I would park and eat in my truck, but the smell of the brisket was too tempting.

JacobSanders, Friday, 15 April 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Baked potatoes definitely a knife and fork kinda food, no way you could eat it while driving...I applaud you for trying though

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 15 April 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

idk i wouldn't be so keen to applaud what sounds like reckless driving :/

and the hint of parp (ledge), Friday, 15 April 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Please do not applaud while driving.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 15 April 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha! I was driving very slow on a side street, but I have up since most of the brisket was on my shirt. I'm a very cautious driving though. Promise

JacobSanders, Friday, 15 April 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

let's be careful out there

and the hint of parp (ledge), Friday, 15 April 2011 21:19 (thirteen years ago) link

From just a personal anecdotal perspective, eating and driving is less dangerous than using a cellphone & driving, which itself is leagues less dangerous than drinking and driving.

kkvgz, Friday, 15 April 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link

But that's neither chips nor fries.

kkvgz, Friday, 15 April 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

eating chips better than eating fries, cannot eat chips while driving bc omg too goooooood

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 15 April 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I disagree. With a cell phone, even cell-phone in hand, you can still, if you're not a total idiot, check your mirrors and watch teh road. When you're eating, at some point, your gaze is distracted from the road and your mirrors to your food.

Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Friday, 15 April 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

and watch teh road.

using a cellphone while ILX-ing though, not such a good idea

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Friday, 15 April 2011 22:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Saturday, 16 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Sunday, 17 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

ha, looks like fries have had their chips

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Sunday, 17 April 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

WOOOO CHIPS! IN YR FACE

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 00:24 (thirteen years ago) link

wow

Some other race (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link

What a sad, soggy ending.

kkvgz, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

If chips are soggy yr doin em rong.

Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

doin em wit gravy baw chikka baw baw

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:41 (thirteen years ago) link

look fries lovers I hope every day's a sunny day in your lives and wherever you go you get served delicious fries that rule and you enjoy them. but this is justice right here. chips just beat the stuffing out of fries every day. chips are the damn truth and that's the truth.

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

doin em wit gravy baw chikka baw baw

this post ruled in every way btw

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 18 April 2011 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

your fries have stuffing? have I been doing something wrong

dayo, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost thank you, thank you :D

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

No, no. Y'all have fun with your little chippies. I'll be over here if you need me.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-z_Sit7PusM/S7_uwO8Y7RI/AAAAAAAACJs/UaN0XE_P0ic/s1600/Curly-Fries-743657.JPG

kkvgz, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

noted.

estela, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:49 (thirteen years ago) link

which ones would the nutritional nazis despise least.

estela, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

sweet potato fries

dayo, Monday, 18 April 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link

kkvgz keep those curly fries where we can see them, I know all abt ur depravities w potatoes

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 02:00 (thirteen years ago) link

My potatoes have a distinct curvature.

kkvgz, Monday, 18 April 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Alright, I'm out. Ugh.

kkvgz, Monday, 18 April 2011 02:06 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

sweet potato fries

― dayo, Sunday, April 17, 2011 9:58 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

seconding this (but w/ qualifiers!) - they have to be just the right texture of crispy. Soggy yam fries are not acceptable!

mari$$a marchant (Pillbox), Monday, 18 April 2011 04:55 (thirteen years ago) link

When I move back to the UK it will be in large part due to this thread and the top pic of CHIPS

Not the real Village People, Monday, 18 April 2011 05:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Had fish + chips + curry sauce for my tea last night. It was epic.

Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Monday, 18 April 2011 06:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i can't love this curry sauce on your fish and chips business.

estela, Monday, 18 April 2011 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't even

That makes me v sad

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

The curry sauce I mean

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 06:18 (thirteen years ago) link

i think i can speak for the entire southern hemisphere when i say we've never heard the likes.

estela, Monday, 18 April 2011 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I find it kind of terrifying tbqh

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I understand the practise hasn't quite reached the antipodes yet, but believe me the sauce brings a whole new set of taste sensations. Why does gravy + chips not produce the same negative nancy response?

Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Monday, 18 April 2011 06:26 (thirteen years ago) link


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