Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

go go gadget applying for annual leave

Go go gadget cheery morning talker

go go gadget mini suitcase with wheels and a long handle

Go go gadget slow left lane driver

Go go gadget map-holding tourist

I keep thinking of that fight Lisa and Bart has where bart goes "I'm just gonna start doing this" *waves arms round in circles advancing on Lisa* "and if any part of you happens to get in the way its not MY fault... NYEEAWOOORRR NYYEEWWWW"

Go go gadget open-mouth eater

go go gadget email sign-off with first initial only

Huh. Why does that annoy you?

- J

it doesn't annoy me

...why mention it then? o_0

go go gadget rounding on someone for quoting someone else

Go go gadget personalised license plate

Go go gadget truck balls

I believe they're called truck nutz.

Go go gadget truck nutz

Gross

lol

- asking someone for their autograph when they mean signature

No go go gadget?

don't want to make people ia

Go go gadget not knowing the meme is over and derailing the thread /hi how ya doin ;_;

tbh it was getting a bit scratched-record ;P

just imagine if you end up in the 'i am not loving' thread

people with a full head of hair are making me ia atm

Across the road neighbors, part 947: 14 yo boy who has started dressing like a 'banger, who on weekends stands sentry at their driveway with that head-on-swivel waiting to be noticed thing that 'banger wannabes seem to do when they're not driving around in cars. He does this, like, for hours.
Granted his Mum is batshit crazy so I would probably hang outside too.
But it's so unnerving, like "AGh! No one is looking for you! Sit down! Do something! "

is that "irrational anger" or "i live across the road from a serial killer"

lol...well he does have that quality too, so

Does it count as ia if you tear your underpants and won't be home for nine hours?

/braggin 2011? ;P

giant blind pimple forming on my chin making me IC (irrationally crabby)

I'm 40 ffs, should not get zits.

what is a blind pimple?

one of those ones that're sore and you can feel forming under the skin but dont really erupt into a squeezy blob, just a red bump.

"bump" as in "bumps into walls"

I HATE THOSE FUCKING THINGS. Just had one on the tip of my nose; felt like I was bruising myself every time I tried to blow my nose.

i think if it's in such a place that you can't blow your nose without blinding pain then your anger is entirely rational

Good point.

one of those ones that're sore and you can feel forming under the skin but dont really erupt into a squeezy blob, just a red bump.

Fuck I've had something like that on my chin since January, like a hard bump under the skin, I've tried squeezing the fucker but that doesn't help, just makes it more sore. It's probably an ingrown hair or something.

Blind Pimple <------- band name or blues artist?

It's probably an ingrown hair or something.

"The basis cause of these types of pimples is not clearly understood yet. The generally understood reason is that it results on account of the imbalance in the body caused by hormones."

Something you want to share with us, Colonel?

LOL yeah I get these just before my period, so!

Ugh sorry for TMI there.

Ok, I don't even know if this is a thing that has ever happened more than once, but I'm standing right here at the bus stop and I'm PISSED OFF to see concrete that has been patched with asphalt.

It looks like cancer.

Also, stop signs in the same neighborhood that are mounted on different styles of metal pole.

when people talk about artists or whatever and they say "the man"

like "the man can do no wrong!" or "the man is a genius", "the man just DOES NOT release bad music"

fucking HATE this.

Also saying "Dylan" instead of Bob Dylan

wow. that's awful. LG: examples of a typical "the man" please. I'm imagining like, Clapton or something?

Van.

Also saying "Dylan" instead of Bob Dylan

They might be asking Dylan Moran if he'd like a cup of tea. That'd get very confusing.

any sort of auteur or legend figure. definitely gives the vibe that the person thinks part of the success is due to them being a man, even if that's not their intention.

I call him Moran (xp)