if only karl malone knew the login information! i bet he'd have a boisterous response! man he's crazy
― Z S, Sunday, 10 April 2011 02:40 (thirteen years ago) link
guy can't not be boisterous if i'm not wrong
hey also man you know where i can get me some snails for a documentary film i'm doin' about how my dog reacts to various other types of animal species
doin snails (or slugs too) right now and i just can't find one, thought maybe you might know, i dunno, thought i might ask anyway
hope it's cool i asked and i hope to hear from you again real soon karl malone my friend
― 1-800-ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-SPAGHETTI (del griffith), Sunday, 10 April 2011 02:43 (thirteen years ago) link
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/tfr/2296632021.html
― 1-800-ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-SPAGHETTI (del griffith), Sunday, 10 April 2011 02:44 (thirteen years ago) link
http://thafeedback.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/karlmalone.jpg
― Z S, Sunday, 10 April 2011 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link
karl malone, have you ever been home alone?
― skahchivan (dayo), Sunday, 10 April 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
dear karl malone,
did lebron choke? is the fix in? what happened?
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 13 June 2011 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link
man,if karl malone could remember his login information, or even what bogus email account he used to register the account, i bet he would know exactly what to say
― Z S, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link
didn't he get deleted from the database? u might be able to re-register iirc
― markers, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Karl Malone,
Why do cats like to get into boxes but dogs do not?
― mumps (iiiijjjj), Monday, December 15, 2008 4:56 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
iiiijjjj, why do those birds that I keep in the jar on my back porch smell so bad? That's just their nature.
― Karl Malone, Monday, December 15, 2008 5:49 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Dying at this.
― boxall, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link
This is one of the best & funniest threads! I think it helps that Mr. Malone is the only sports figure I know anything about.
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link
courtesy of dayo:
Trail Blazers history: Karl Malone, with help from Dave Checketts, reveals psychic powers to David Kahn
“You guys might laugh and say I’m crazy, but I do believe I have psychic powers,” Malone told the two reporters. “I don’t have the power to just sit here and move stuff, but I do have the power to look into the future.”
According to a story Kahn wrote for The Oregonian, Malone said he inherited his psychic ability from his mother, Shirley Turner, who also was psychic. Although she had nine children, Malone was the only one to gain his mother’s “special talent,” Kahn wrote.
― your pain is probably equal (Z S), Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link
karl malone magic 8-ball, will another game ever be played in the NBA?
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3434/3305177015_bff5ddefaf_o.jpg
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 17 November 2011 22:12 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/si/multimedia/photo_gallery/1106/posters.salon94.exhibit/images/karl-malone.jpg
― Frasier Ramon (EDB), Friday, 27 January 2012 21:12 (twelve years ago) link
should kobe keep tweeting the spurs series?
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 25 April 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
how do ouija board work??
― rip van wanko, Monday, 18 November 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link
Dear Karl,Is there a freeware animated gif program that would let me easily overlay text in multiple frames?
― Hakeem Olajuwon Howard (Leee), Friday, 5 September 2014 22:07 (ten years ago) link
https://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3w6bcQznJ1r10tndo1_1280.jpg
i can't say i have a ton of experience with it, but GIMP is a free photoshop...imitator. i hesitate to call it a "clone" because i just tried using it for 20 minutes and it made me want to throw my computer out the window. but it's free. it's animation capabilities are extremely limited and it is the opposite of user-friendly. i managed to use a terrible guide (http://www.wikihow.com/Make-an-Animation-in-Gimp) to make this:
http://i.imgur.com/9hB01pC.gif
even just doing that was a struggle. where photoshop has an animation timeline where you can pick the number of frames and choose which layer(s) to display in each frame, GIMP requires you to create a single layer for each frame. so if you want a 10-frame GIF, you have to create 10 separate layers. then, to preview it, you click Filters>Animation>Playback, which lets you adjust the framerate and that's about it. It doesn't let you adjust the order of the frames, blend multiple layers in a single frame, or anything like that (at least not that i could figure out). then you can export the image as a GIF.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 5 September 2014 23:02 (ten years ago) link
(i think GIMP also has a separate animation package called GAP that you can add that gives you more options, but in looking at screenshots and descriptions of it it looked like it was also pretty clunky)
― Karl Malone, Friday, 5 September 2014 23:04 (ten years ago) link
I'm not sure that this is working correctly but I'm playing marble madness here: http://www.twitch.tv/weinventyou
― Karl Malone, Friday, 6 November 2015 22:39 (eight years ago) link
if it's actually working please type a message here or on twitch (if you have an account). the setup was ultra-confusing for streaming mac games with voice in a separate channel (too convoluted to explain)
― Karl Malone, Friday, 6 November 2015 22:40 (eight years ago) link
if i can figure this out i will attempt to do a marble madness marathon later, i just want to confirm that the audio isn't completely fucked up first
― Karl Malone, Friday, 6 November 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
karl malone, i see u
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:53 (eight years ago) link
oh nice! i see you! i feel weird.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 6 November 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link
brb putting hall and Oates on loop gotta get the mood right
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:57 (eight years ago) link
It's working well! Audio/visual
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link
Did you JUST shut it off?
sweet, it appears to work. yeah, i'm going to be back at 7pm EST (an hour from now) to play for real. gotta walk the dog and get a bite to eat.
my plan is to play marble madness over and over and gradually get my mad skillz back. i used to be good, but that with a real NES and a real controller. now i'm using an emulator and my cheap mac controller is really laggy - makes it difficult to play twitchy (pun intended) games like marble madness, but whatever.
― Karl Malone, Friday, 6 November 2015 23:00 (eight years ago) link
might be back earlier if i can run my errands more quickly! brb
Is that your one game of expertise or is that just how... you're getting the ball rolling (with streaming on twitch)?
― Evan, Friday, 6 November 2015 23:03 (eight years ago) link
I have all the NES and snes games, so I can do any of those. I should do SMB3 instead when I get back!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 6 November 2015 23:11 (eight years ago) link
Plus I can still play SMB3 relatively well, even with controller lag
ive considered twitch before it seems like it wld be fun but i spend a lot of time yelling expletives at the screen and that prob doesnt make compelling watching
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Friday, 6 November 2015 23:14 (eight years ago) link
There is a PACKAGE THIEF in my neighborhood rockin’ the MAILMAN jersey! Cc: @UniWatch pic.twitter.com/fopFPdN5gH— Cracker McJackson (@wwpky) April 5, 2018
― mookieproof, Thursday, 5 April 2018 21:30 (six years ago) link
Marble madness is so good
― Eris (Ross), Thursday, 5 April 2018 22:34 (six years ago) link
have you ever played crystallion: the return trip?
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 13:42 (six years ago) link
Haha, no...sadly all I’ve done is watch some footage of knights of crystallion. Looks like a real adventure!
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 15:20 (six years ago) link
btw mookie that wasn’t me. It was...wait for it...
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 15:21 (six years ago) link
...Ross I’m reminded that I haven’t evb played marble madness since around the time of that post a couple years ago. God I love that game. But I’ll never be a speedrunning champ. There are little tricks that I didn’t know about (like glitching through walls at a certain pixel) that are essential to even come close, and I can’t do it...
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 17 April 2018 15:24 (six years ago) link
...Post Malone
Dude if you’re ever in my hood I got the nes here, we could reign supreme
― after party for the apocalypse (Ross), Tuesday, 17 April 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link
13th pick in the 1985 draft ✅2x MVP ✅14x All-Star ✅11x All-NBA First Team ✅2x Olympic gold medalist ✅2nd all-time @NBA points leader ✅2nd all-time in minutes played ✅32 retired in the rafters ✅Happy birthday to the one and only Karl Malone 📬❤️ pic.twitter.com/4hMfOXBvx2— Utah Jazz (@utahjazz) July 24, 2018
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:53 (six years ago) link
that day I killed all those people in the rafters...I thought no one found out
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:03 (six years ago) link
Breaking News: I will be going by my legal name “Zack” instead of my stage name “Zach”..... everyone continue to breath normally... #beenlivingalie #birthcertfail— Zack Britton (@zbritton) February 7, 2019
― mookieproof, Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:08 (five years ago) link
w...t....f
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 7 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link
better than caveman zak, i guess
Can I just say how much I still enjoy this video?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noc0_fZcKno
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 23 December 2023 23:19 (eight months ago) link