Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

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it really, really is

― breaker moran (Schlafsack), Friday, 8 April 2011 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

How about: "Careful you don't tread in that piss the way I did?", thus implying you're a victim, not a perp?

― You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Friday, 8 April 2011 02:19 (fifteen years ago)

or "Who does this?" thus implying you're not a perp and also take a dim view.

Then again, suppose it was the manager who did, ...

― Mark G, Friday, 8 April 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

ia: receipts. i'm shredding receipts and mail tonight and getting irrationally angry about how much of my personal information is out there in the ether. i need to start paying in cash only and stop using store loyalty cards. but then there's my pharmacy receipts, which have prescription information along with my account number, name, etc.

― butterfield earth (get bent), Sunday, 10 April 2011 06:35 (fifteen years ago)

Ugh I have BOXES of crap I'm relucant to turf because its all old bills/reciepts, and I havent a shredder. The bills are years old, other addresses but I'm paranoid regardless.

― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Sunday, 10 April 2011 07:12 (fifteen years ago)

- people who swing their arms when they walk

― You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 07:29 (fifteen years ago)

Burn your bills and receipts in a BBQ grill.

― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

I was pretty sure that swinging your arms when you walk was normal, but now I can't remember.

― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:15 (fifteen years ago)

It's weird and slightly dangerous when you're a 45yo man on a packed street.

― You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, they're supposed to naturally swing a little bit, right? But if the swinging is aggressive, unless you're Duke Ellington, knock it the fuck off.

― Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 10 April 2011 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, I'm talking a full 180° motion with arms fully extended, like what kids do but without the benefit of being small or mentally underdeveloped.

― You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:15 (fifteen years ago)

Ha - I mixed up 180° with 360° and was wondering who the hell swings their arms in a full circle while walking.

― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:33 (fifteen years ago)

Townshend.

― Funky Mustard (People It's Bad) (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:42 (fifteen years ago)

Inspector gadget

― VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Imagine if Inspector Gadget kitted himself out just to annoy people.

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

Go go gadget swinging arms

― foul bachelor frogbs (electricsound), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:19 (fifteen years ago)

go go gadget standing in the middle of an escalator so people can't get past

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

go go gadget applying for annual leave

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

Go go gadget cheery morning talker

― VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:32 (fifteen years ago)

go go gadget mini suitcase with wheels and a long handle

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:40 (fifteen years ago)

Go go gadget slow left lane driver

― VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:42 (fifteen years ago)

Go go gadget map-holding tourist

― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:43 (fifteen years ago)

I keep thinking of that fight Lisa and Bart has where bart goes "I'm just gonna start doing this" *waves arms round in circles advancing on Lisa* "and if any part of you happens to get in the way its not MY fault... NYEEAWOOORRR NYYEEWWWW"

― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

Go go gadget open-mouth eater

― VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

go go gadget email sign-off with first initial only

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:50 (fifteen years ago)

Huh. Why does that annoy you?

- J

― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

it doesn't annoy me

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

...why mention it then? o_0

― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

go go gadget rounding on someone for quoting someone else

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

Go go gadget personalised license plate

― VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

Go go gadget truck balls

― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

I believe they're called truck nutz.

― ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

Go go gadget truck nutz

Gross

― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

lol

― ENBB, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

- asking someone for their autograph when they mean signature

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

No go go gadget?

― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

don't want to make people ia

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

Go go gadget not knowing the meme is over and derailing the thread /hi how ya doin ;_;

― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:06 (fifteen years ago)

tbh it was getting a bit scratched-record ;P

― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

just imagine if you end up in the 'i am not loving' thread

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

people with a full head of hair are making me ia atm

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:51 (fifteen years ago)

Across the road neighbors, part 947: 14 yo boy who has started dressing like a 'banger, who on weekends stands sentry at their driveway with that head-on-swivel waiting to be noticed thing that 'banger wannabes seem to do when they're not driving around in cars. He does this, like, for hours.
Granted his Mum is batshit crazy so I would probably hang outside too.
But it's so unnerving, like "AGh! No one is looking for you! Sit down! Do something! "

― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 11 April 2011 01:28 (fifteen years ago)

is that "irrational anger" or "i live across the road from a serial killer"

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Monday, 11 April 2011 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

lol...well he does have that quality too, so

― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 11 April 2011 01:55 (fifteen years ago)

Does it count as ia if you tear your underpants and won't be home for nine hours?

― You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 April 2011 02:29 (fifteen years ago)

/braggin 2011? ;P

― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2011 02:45 (fifteen years ago)

giant blind pimple forming on my chin making me IC (irrationally crabby)

I'm 40 ffs, should not get zits.

― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2011 03:30 (fifteen years ago)

what is a blind pimple?

― a giant and leaky bag of mayhem (Jesse), Monday, 11 April 2011 03:31 (fifteen years ago)

one of those ones that're sore and you can feel forming under the skin but dont really erupt into a squeezy blob, just a red bump.

― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Monday, 11 April 2011 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

"bump" as in "bumps into walls"

― snythpop revolution (Schlafsack), Monday, 11 April 2011 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

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