Kids In The Hall - what's your favorite sketch(es)

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I recollected the skit yesterday many times - "An open letter to guy I stiffarmed while he was riding his bike down the sidewalk." .. as I actually wanted to stiffarm the 4-5 jerks who were riding their bicycles down the sideWALK.

― DAVE, for #1 Hits of yesterday and today! (dave225.3), Friday, 16 June 2006 16:12 (twenty years ago)

four months pass...

Season 5 DVD out today.

POREEF!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Damn this thread, now I have the running faggot song stuck in my head.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

runnnnning freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

SING, YOU PRICKS!!

― joseph (joseph), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

hey, didn't you take me to a leafs game?

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

Every time I come to this city, some guy picks me up at the bus station, takes me to a Leaf game, gets me pissed, and then tries to blow me. Why can't people like me for me?

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

BIG BATS

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

ho-dee-oten-oten-day cutting out the coupons!

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, I've had the season 5 dvds for months. They are great. I even love the stuff that is not great because it hasn't been re-ran to death on tv.

― Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

I am well-stocked in brown, the color of cowards.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

a friend of mine went as cabbage head for halloween. he did a good job of it too! when i saw him at the party i laughed and instinctively shouted "i'm the king of the mercy fuck!" and then we met a girl dressed up as the chicken lady! and they had their picture taken together but it wasn't meant to be. and then he macked on girls on night in cabbagehead style. impressive.

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

NO ONE MUST NO MY TERRIBLE SECRET!!!

& chateau 2000

― jhoshea megafauna (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 00:30 (nineteen years ago)

Haha, I had forgotten until now that a friend and I went as the Sizzler Sisters on Halloween a few years ago.

― Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

ho-dee-oten-oten-day cutting out the coupons!

-- andrew m. (westernis...), October 31st, 2006.

the one i always think of is "ho-dee-oten-oten-day splitting up a car-rot"

― latebloomer: none of th movies make scence but they r good. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

bruce really looks like danzig

-- ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki.tim...), June 13th, 2006.

otm!

― latebloomer: none of th movies make scence but they r good. (latebloomer), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

I'm fuckin' Buddy Holly!

― calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

up there...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCSDrtCK2gA

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

If I buy one season, what should it be?

― g00blar (gooblar), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

probably not Season 1.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah... season 1 is great, but definitely not the best.
m.

― msp (mspa), Thursday, 2 November 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

I'm tired. I'm salty. I require silence.

― g00blar (gooblar), Thursday, 2 November 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

ho-dee-oten-oten-day cutting out the coupons!
-- andrew m. (westernis...), October 31st, 2006.

the one i always think of is "ho-dee-oten-oten-day splitting up a car-rot"
-- latebloomer: none of th movies make scence but they r good. (posercore24...), Wednesday 2:50 AM.

The one *I* always think of is "ho-dee-oten-oten-day eating our diplomas"

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

haha - I haven't seen either of those! (for me its always FILLING OUT THE FO-O-RMS and then they talk about the song that "isn't ready yet")

fwiw so far the only one I own is Season 5. I dunno if I'd call that the best tho, its just the one I'm least familiar with.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

Does season 5 have the "now I make the BIG BUCKS" skit? God damn if youtube doesn't have every KITH skit EXCEPT for that one.

― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not sure which skit that is...? check kithfan.org. they have transcripts of everything, cross-ref'd too.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

just checked - "Big Bucks" is 5th season, episode 517, directed by Brucio.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

I would get season 2 or 3.

The one *I* always think of is "ho-dee-oten-oten-day eating our diplomas"

The one I always think is "fattening up our taaaapewormmmms!"

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

come on, worms. save this planet.

― andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

two months pass...

Guy 1: I know it's a cliché, but my favorite album of all time is still "Sgt. Pepper's."
Guy 2: "Sgt. Pepper's"? What's that?
Guy 1: Only the Beatles' most famous album!
Guy 2: I'm sorry, the Beatles? Who are they?
Guy 1: The best group of the sixties!
Guy 2: Oh, the sixties. I didn't hear much music in the sixties.
Guy 1: What are you talking about?
Guy 2: Well, dad always was a little crazy. After the car accident he started medication and things got worse. One night he woke me up and knocked me out. He brought me down to the basement where I lived for the next ten years. I heard no music, I had no friends. They shoved food under the door so I had to eat pancakes and pizza. It was awful, but I survived.
Guy 1: Gee, I'm sorry. I, uh, didn't know.

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Guy 2: Of course I've heard of the Beatles, you retard!

― g00blar (gooblar), Friday, 12 January 2007 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

the reoccuring pear dream

― ai lien (kold_krush), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

It's a Brucio world

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

Let's Shirl

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

have we mentioned the one where dave is the teacher and bruce is the rockin' teenager arguing over the death of rock music?

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

[cue jazz flute]

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

one beer? i'll never get drunk off just one beer!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Mr. Gorgenchuck: Popular music has been on the wane since 1974, the year of the first Bad Company release.

Bobby: I have that album.

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

then you, sir, are my nemesis

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

let's say that four of those beers represent the pogues, another six represent the gypsy kings, and one beer is shared by the chieftains and lady smith black mombaza

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

if i can't rock, i don't wanna walk. if i can't air guitar, i don't want air at all.

god, i LOVE that one.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

isn't it..."of course you do" jess?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

how long has...rock got?

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

haha i think i have actually said "then i'll live each day like it's my rockin' last" while drunk

xpost: i got that off a fansite with transcrips, dan, so i dunno.

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, he says it.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

she's a tramp, she's a tramp, she's a trampoline girl

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

hey, everybody! look! it's the flying pig!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

anything for you, cancer boy

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

i was in line at the bank the other day and lord how i longed for the flying pig

― cheesesteak and shake (dubplatestyle), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

i love parodies of award shows:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5ruckFA5MM

― latebloomer da nutty tarkovsky (latebloomer), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

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