My little sister got a new job finally. At Hooters.

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Well, no, Nick. We're not Catholic. It's kind of like that scene in Mermaids.

Which scene? Or do you mean "being joined in tears and joyful dysfunction?" (meaning no disrespect, of course?)

[Aside: how did your Final go?]

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:38 (twenty-two years ago)

It's tonight, I can only take night classes because of work...

The scene is the one where Winona Ryder is praying and all dressed up in psuedo-nun gear and then Cher pops in and goes, "Charlotte. We're Jewish." That was me and my sister.

Except that puts me in the odd position of being Cher.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Except that puts me in the odd position of being Cher.

Somehow, I can't see you being the model for plastic surgery....though on the plus side, you too can run in the rock and roll lifestyle.

[BTW: As I said, you'll do great tonight!]

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Also this means that you have/get (delete as applicable) to wear that outfit from the "If I Could Turn Back Time" video.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Dude, I already bought that for the July 4th FAP, get with the program!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 19:01 (twenty-two years ago)

he said "delete as appropriate", Columbia

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

what I'm waiting for is the Fredericks of Hollywood air conditioner to catch fire

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Millar, that reply makes absolutely no sense. Turn off Lupin for fuck's sake.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 19:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Thpppt

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 19:17 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Is there a TV show more ludicrous than Lupin? (ans: Inuyasha)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 19:26 (twenty-two years ago)

LUPIN IS THE SECOND BEST TV SHOW EVER BESIDES SEALAB!!! But Sealab is better. "Uh oh!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA still slays me. Where is the disco bear??

I swear to god, the only thing I watch now is cartoons.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 19:30 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear that disco bear Uh Oh episode is the finest moment in TV history

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

I swear to god, the only thing I watch now is cartoons.

Thought I was the only one.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Saying that was the finest moment in TV history is selling it short; surely "Quinn's Vacation" is the greatest thing that's ever been created in any art form, ever. "Oh, he's with a hooker." "Uh oh!" *cue Disco Bear and Russians* "Da." "Da." "Da." "Da." "NYET!!!!"

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:07 (twenty-two years ago)

b-b-but "Wot!" by Captain Sensible!!!

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Quincy M.E. Classic or uber-classic that shits all over everything except maybe 24.

nope, yr forgetting quincy! these other shows are just pretenders.

― Bob Shaw (Bob Shaw), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:11 (twenty-two years ago)

No we're not, honestly.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:18 (twenty-two years ago)

Adult Swim owns, doesn't it? Hell, the only channels I gleefully watch these days are Cartoon Network, Fox and BBC America.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:30 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, that covers pretty much everything you'd ever need, actually. Except for "Behind the Music that Sucks" which I find oddly compelling.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:31 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan is way OTM, though I'd incl. TCM in there, too.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Sometimes I get sucked into this Bravo vortex in which I watch Good Will Hunting 5 times in a row, I don't even really like that movie.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

Ooh, I forgot VH-1 Soul and VH-1 Classic.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

VH1 Classic plays "This Corrosion" more than Andrew Eldrich himself probably does, what is that about?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:34 (twenty-two years ago)

hey now hey now now, he's with a hooker uh oh.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Videos I've seen multiple times on VH-1 Classic that I've never seen anywhere else:

Fishbone - "Party At Ground Zero"
Front 242 - "Tragedy (For You)"
A Flock Of Seagulls - "Nightmares"
a Killing Joke video, can't remember which one

VH-1 Soul is also classic for this as they are obsessed with early Boyz II Men/New Edition/Jade/Something For The People/Troop/Jodeci/[insert New Jack Swing artist here]

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, I seen Killing Joke on VH1 classic too, I think they have a special hour programmed by Alex in NYC actually.

UH OH!!!

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

VH1 Classic is the reason for digital cable, there are no others

― Millar (Millar), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 20:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Her jobs are totally better. You're still not getting introduced to her, Jimmy.

: (

― jm (jtm), Tuesday, 24 June 2003 23:16 (twenty-two years ago)

i went to hooters in santa monica with 7 testosterone overloaded australian bruces.

― gareth (gareth), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 07:18 (twenty-two years ago)

At least two of the words in that sentence are unnecessary duplication.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 08:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Gareth, that sounds like the opening to a corny joke. How come you have all the fun?

― Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 13:11 (twenty-two years ago)

VH1 Classic = Freur, enough said.

― Chris V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 13:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Remember the girl on Tough Enough that was all "I love Jesus and want to bring glory to him through professional wrestling"? After she left the show, I met her working at Hooters in Roanoke, VA.

― Stuart (Stuart), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:27 (twenty-two years ago)

"I love Jesus and want to bring glory to him through serving chicken wings to horny men while wearing booty shorts and a tight tight top."

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 14:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey, I was born in Roanoke, VA...

Ally, Fredericks of Hollywood sounds like a big improvement cuz they're all classy. Out of curiousity, would she have to model underwear if asked? I always wondered this about Victoria's Secret.

Sure, jm, you can meet my sisters. They're both close to 6' tall, live in Virginia, and have the last name Johnson. Good luck!

― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 19:46 (twenty-two years ago)

"I love Jesus and want to bring glory to him through serving chicken wings to horny men while wearing booty shorts and a tight tight top."

Haven't breasts always made men find God?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 20:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Most men I know (both gay and straight) are fascinated with breasts.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:02 (twenty-two years ago)

And why is that? A good section of you act like breasts are the second coming...

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:24 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm only just beginning to be fascinated w/them actually, and I'm 28. better late than never, I suppose

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:26 (twenty-two years ago)

which of the 1000 answers would you like us to start w/Nichole?

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I was about to say "because they're at eye-level" but thought people might miss the joke and think I was even shorter than I actually am.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Dan after an unsuccessful pass:

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drc400/c491/c49130q5dym.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:51 (twenty-two years ago)

which of the 1000 answers would you like us to start w/Nichole?

How about #95? That way, we can skip the repetitive answers.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 21:59 (twenty-two years ago)

# 95. we can't eat them, but we can put them in our mouths, which is almost as good

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

oh my god I can't believe I actually posted that. forgive me, everyone

― M Matos (M Matos), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:04 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm too busy laughing my ass off to forgive you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Me too. That's what I get for hanging around men, all the time.

Matos, with that line, you've just become the hero of (most of) the Male ILX contingent.

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 25 June 2003 22:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Indeed.

I get frustrated when I hear my female friends talk about how they wish they had bigger breasts (though I suspect this is occasionally a fishing for compliments thing, but I'm not going to insert "no, you've got great breasts, really" in a normal conversation). DON'T listen to the media and ignore the frat boys. 95% of men are not obsessed with "large" breasts.

Okay, maybe 50%.

25%?

But we do exist, honest!

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Thursday, 26 June 2003 04:16 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm not obsessed w/them at all, like I mentioned above! I just know a lot of real good reasons that one might be

― M Matos (M Matos), Thursday, 26 June 2003 15:10 (twenty-two years ago)

A good section of you act like breasts are the second coming...

In my experience, there is often a connection.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 26 June 2003 20:25 (twenty-two years ago)

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