Hernandez should have made the Young player shortlist
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 11:57 (fifteen years ago)
he's no seamus coleman
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 12:12 (fifteen years ago)
Can't disagree with you there
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 12:13 (fifteen years ago)
I think Hernandez is too old for the young player shortlist?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 12:33 (fifteen years ago)
city to chelsea back to city is truly heartbreaking
― Packie Bonner (Local Garda), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 12:34 (fifteen years ago)
Hernandez is 22, Nani is 24 and Hart and Nasri are 23
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 12:35 (fifteen years ago)
Rooney's superiority to Bale and Nasri proved with science
Wayne Rooney - 10 goals, 11 AssistsGareth Bale - 7 Goals, 1 AssistSamir Nasri - 9 Goals, 1 Assist
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 12:53 (fifteen years ago)
Berbatov - 20 goals, 9 assists
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:05 (fifteen years ago)
So the shortlist should have been all Utd players basically. Including Scholes and Giggs naturally
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:12 (fifteen years ago)
bale, and i've said this before, has 'assisted' crouch, defoe and pavlyuchenko to the tune of about 30 missed sitters. Where's the stat for that?
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:17 (fifteen years ago)
Bale made both lists. Stop whining.
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:18 (fifteen years ago)
heh i've pointed out that he wouldnt have made mine, tbf
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:21 (fifteen years ago)
and i've said this before
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:23 (fifteen years ago)
At 14 Bale was running 100m in 11.4 seconds. 'I wouldn’t like to say what I could run now, but I’m definitely a lot quicker.’
he def seems a lot faster in the last year or so cuz before he was pretty quick but not super fast, iirc?
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:25 (fifteen years ago)
he keeps accelerating, which is pretty good to watch. He needs to be given the space though, and i've said this before, this is where domestically he's finding it tougher.
That, and p neville's carte blanche to provide one early reducer per game
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:33 (fifteen years ago)
yeah i think the dfference is that he needed the extra mass to keep accelerating, whereas most fast players are lil dudes like walcott who are fast long before fully grown
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:38 (fifteen years ago)
i'm just hoping he further eclipses the croxteth cromagnon to become consensus BEST PLAYER IN BRITAIN
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:39 (fifteen years ago)
done imo
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:40 (fifteen years ago)
eh, not best player but better than clogger mcgrannyfuck surely
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:41 (fifteen years ago)
And he isn't English... which is nice
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:42 (fifteen years ago)
jeez the level of nationalist bigotry on this thread is just
― ban parappa (the rapper) (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:43 (fifteen years ago)
need a Martin Samuel essay on the subject stat
― ban parappa (the rapper) (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:44 (fifteen years ago)
It means there will be less hype about him
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:44 (fifteen years ago)
He'd probably be the greatest player in the world by now
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:45 (fifteen years ago)
ya irl he's better but the consensus isn't quite there
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:46 (fifteen years ago)
well the guy has no chance of ever getting a World Cup winner's medal unlike English oh hang on
― ban parappa (the rapper) (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
Olympic winners medal?
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:49 (fifteen years ago)
Isn't it just English players in the UK Olympic team?
― Number None, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
So far, but I reckon that might change
― Tom D (Tom D.), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:37 (fifteen years ago)
rooney executes a mean triple pike, prob his best chance of a medal?
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:38 (fifteen years ago)
I think Bale's probably done the pro-GB Football Team lobby a favour. Whoever they are.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:19 (fifteen years ago)
lol utd
Admitting infringement, it's being punished that they have a prob with.
I can see their confusion, what with the treatment they're used to getting on the pitch tbf.
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 17:18 (fifteen years ago)
'Drugs and booze, fast cars, big houses. I've had it all.'
― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 08:40 (fifteen years ago)
thought that was gonna be a Graham Taylor interview
― cockroach shakespeare (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 08:42 (fifteen years ago)
My dad's always saying that players never used to get injured in the 60s, 70s or 80s, or at least not as much as they do now. Is this correct? I read somewhere recently that players in the 70s used to run an avergae of 4k in a match, while players today run an average of 11km. That would go some way to explaining the apparent increase in injuries in the modern game wouldn't it, as the body is surely more susceptible to wear and tear the more strain you put on it? Any thoughts?
― territory of the magic wand (Chris), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:23 (fifteen years ago)
Sounds true.
Also hitting other people at greater speed --> greater damage.
But I think players did use to get injured - they certainly did in the 1980s. (Bryan Robson!) Of course they were less fit.
― the pinefox, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:28 (fifteen years ago)
think i've read that the knife-edge of peak fitness & athleticism they're expected to maintain contributes a lot to muscle strain, which i think is a slightly different point to the wear and tear of 10k a game.
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:39 (fifteen years ago)
recurring injuries tend to hit the speediest/most agile players more often, or so it seems to me- because of their tendency to be slighter of build or whatever?
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:41 (fifteen years ago)
With some players it's just sheer good luck that they avoid a bad injury that can recur throughout their career.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:44 (fifteen years ago)
with jenas it's just my sheer bad luck i guess
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:50 (fifteen years ago)
The speediest and most agile players tend to attract the crudest tackles as well.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
i'd hazard that most recurring injuries are non-contact tbh
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 16:54 (fifteen years ago)
More games, faster games, more off-the-ball work for the modern player imo. Old games look laughably pedestrian nowadays. Plus greater travel, media work, etc. Basically, it's a much harder job now.
Also, you can walk 6km in 90 mins ffs - of all the fashion for stats, 'distance covered' has got to be the stupidest.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:12 (fifteen years ago)
More games
Do they play more games? It used to be 42 league games a season, now it's 38. There used to be a lot more FA Cup replays. If a team goes a long way in the Champions League then that would probably mean more games in total than in the past, but most teams aren't even in the Champions League in the first place, never mind the semi-finals.
― in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:21 (fifteen years ago)
no such things as squads in my day neither
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:22 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, this too ^
― in a wonderful balloon! (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:23 (fifteen years ago)
Also, a more demanding game means players have to pull out if they have a knock - can't nurse a strain by pacing around doing nothing most of the time (gag goes here)
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks for the replies people. I've been out so am only just catching up on this now - interesting stuff. I've also read that pressing didn't really become commonplace until the 80s - apparently the famous World Cup Final of 1970 between Brazil and Italy is actually pretty dull; there's hardly any running, and players are literally moving up and down the pitch at walking pace. Of course plenty of finals since then have been boring, but perhaps for different reasons.
― territory of the magic wand (Chris), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
doesn't help that italy were absolutely shit on the day to the point where brazil literally could walk through them.
― Nult AGL (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:45 (fifteen years ago)