it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.
(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link
bad ska punk
no such thing, sorry
― dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link
fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes
― The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"
― Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link
What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?
― ★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link
London Wee Emergency
university buildings are always a good bet
― bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Guess the Titty
― dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?
― buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM
― sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.
How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)
- From behind, front to back- Between the legs, back to front- From behind, back to front- Between the legs, front to back
― StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
"tart beats meat and hates it"
― Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link
"are you parents metal?"
Though, guess that could be a misreading too!
― hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (thirteen years ago) link
typophobia (a picture thread?)
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link
typophobia (a pciture thraed?)
― Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link
handjobs to "friday" by rebecca black
― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Coulrophobia: (A Picture Thread?)
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:21 (thirteen years ago) link
remember zings?
― an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:22 (thirteen years ago) link
Please don't poll _____ again
― j/k lacan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
ILX: What year did you start posing?
― onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link
people whose mere absence from a record makes you wanna buy the record
― why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link
considered that one
― graveshitwave (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link
or "whose mere presence makes you not wanna buy the record"
Pit Ponies: What's the Appeal?
― Aimless, Friday, 2 September 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link
Mitch Mitchell vs John Bonham
really don't need to create mitch mcconnell vs john boehner here
― honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 9 October 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
Socks That Are Both Hilarious And Absolutely Gorgeous
― buzza, Monday, 7 May 2012 04:48 (twelve years ago) link
Images for sunny river - Report images
― sarahell, Monday, 7 May 2012 05:29 (twelve years ago) link
i miss parody threads
― the aower of aussy (electricsound), Monday, 7 May 2012 05:30 (twelve years ago) link
can we give some love to the ladies of the 30's/40's that aren't receiving any hitler kisses?
― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:12 (twelve years ago) link
the most important erection of your lifetime
― call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:17 (twelve years ago) link
I could see that as a 1000-post oversharing thread on ILTMI.
― barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:25 (twelve years ago) link
Bands where the best musician is the racist
― Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 May 2012 07:38 (twelve years ago) link
Whose "Nude Erection" will outrage fans more?
― Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 09:23 (twelve years ago) link
Ideas For ILXXX
― toandos, Friday, 8 June 2012 15:31 (twelve years ago) link
Screw the Hatters, this will be an awesome summer to be in Luton
― mr-c-on-deadmau5-complete-wanker (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link
tip of the hat
― dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link
the most important erection of your life
― kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link
pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to liveblog
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link
Defend the Indefensible: Cockaigne
― Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link
let's have a thread about snug lasses
― how's life, Thursday, 6 September 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link
"figured out how to liveblog" shd've been made imo
― Une ville musulmane dans la Chine du Nord sous les Mongols (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link
no way ska
― stURGEON & musKEY (how's life), Friday, 21 September 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link
the right be too fat
― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link
Dead Poodle 2012
― die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link
Would Future Smash: celebrity couples destined to produce beautiful offspring
― frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
― die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link
fuck artists you don't folk with
― 50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link
physical music non-purchasers: how do you sleep?
― thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link
if you could push a button and get toast, would you?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link
^ best
― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link
Songs where you can "hear the join"
(i.e. songs that feature the sound of a toilet flushing)
― 乒乓, Monday, 15 October 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link
rolling “Trump is gonna fill his drawers in public” containment thread
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Friday, 10 May 2024 17:45 (one month ago) link
Hopefully the byproduct is contained to his drawers
― RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 May 2024 05:08 (one month ago) link
TS: Gary Oldman vs Gary Numan
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Sunday, 12 May 2024 10:09 (one month ago) link
there appears to be no general FRANCISCO FRANCO thread
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:25 (one month ago) link
Actually a thread about Francisco Franco and the lasting influence of the Spanish Civil War is a thread I would read tbh
― sarahell, Saturday, 18 May 2024 18:10 (one month ago) link
It could be given the alliterative title:
Franco the Oft-Forgotten Fascist
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 19 May 2024 00:25 (one month ago) link
Have You Fingerpicked?
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 17:22 (two weeks ago) link
Have you been fingerpainted?
― Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 18:57 (two weeks ago) link
... that's the one.
― Poets Win Prizes (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 June 2024 19:03 (two weeks ago) link
Male prostheses: Pick the "best," I guess
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Saturday, 15 June 2024 21:30 (six days ago) link
Male weenies: pick the “best”, I guess
― Gigi Allen (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 16 June 2024 01:03 (five days ago) link
Artists who have never recorded a lover?
― Blood On Santa's Claw (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 June 2024 11:08 (three days ago) link