the strange bathos of wikipedia infoboxes

Zeitgeist: The Movie

Directed by Peter Joseph
Produced by Peter Joseph
Written by Peter Joseph
Music by Peter Joseph
Editing by Peter Joseph
Distributed by GMP LLC
Release date(s) June 18, 2007
Running time 122 min
Language English

dayo
Born dayo
January 20, 1770 (age 241)
U.S.
Occupation Valued ilxor
Years active 1989–present
Spouse Unkown
Known for Contribuing to valuable threads

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Bassnectar
Also known as Lorin Ashton
Born February 16, 1978 (age 33)
Origin Santa Cruz, California
Genres Breakbeat
Dubstep
Electronica
Glitch
IDM
dubtronica
Years active 1990s-Present
Labels Amorphous Music
Om Records
Website Official Site
Members
Lorin Ashton

Born December 1, 1977 (age 33)
Indianapolis, Indiana, U.S.
Residence Indianapolis, Indiana
Occupation Spokesman
Employer Subway
Height 6 feet 2 inches (1.9 m)
Weight 190 pounds (86 kg)
Title The Subway Guy
Religion Judaism
Spouse Elizabeth Christie Fogle (2001–2007)
Katie McLaughlin (2010–present)

Full name Avraham Grant
Date of birth 6 February 1955 (age 56)
Place of birth Petah Tikva, Israel
Playing position Attacking midfielder

Type Subsidiary
Industry Food processing
Founded Chicago, Illinois, U.S. (1891)
Founder(s) William Wrigley, Jr.
Headquarters Wrigley Building
Near North Side, Chicago, U.S.
Key people William Wrigley, Jr. II, Chairman
William Perez, CEO
Products Juicy Fruit, Wrigley's Spearmint, Doublemint, more...
Revenue increase$5.389 billion USD (2007)
Net income increase$632 million USD (2007)
Employees 16,000
Parent Mars, Incorporated
Website www.wrigley.com

i thought this thread was gonna be about those boxes that wikipedia die-hards put on their profile pages like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:The_Founders_Intent/my_userboxes

Bathos? I'm not sure you've got the right word there.

Luciana Salazar
Born Luciana Salazar Ortega
November 7, 1980 (age 30)
Buenos Aires, Argentina
Occupation Glamour model, singer and actress
Height ft 0 in (0.00 m)
Hair color Blonde
Eye color Brown
Measurements 100-54-90

nakhchivan threads are 100% the best ones everybody else should study this guy's moves imo

Andy Coulson
Born Andrew Edward Coulson
21 January 1968
Billericay, Essex, England
Occupation Journalist
Spouse(s) Eloise Patrick (m. December 2000-present)
Children 2
Ethnicity White British
Nationality British
Notable credit(s) Basildon Echo, The Sun, Daily Mail, News of the World

the concern for ETHNICITY seems to be a feature of the .en wikipedia, hence the number of categories for welsh americans and assyrian british etc

i mean that someone took the time to note that tory dograpist andy coulson was ~White British~ is rather dispirting

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Born 1979
Nationality Norwegian
Ethnicity Norwegian
Education Business administration
Occupation Farmer
Known for 2011 Norway attacks
Height 1.94 m (6 ft 4 in)
Religion Christian [1][2]

Born February 1979 (age 32)[1]
Other names Andrew Berwick[2]
Ethnicity Norwegian
Citizenship Norwegian[3]
Education Business administration
Occupation Businessman
Known for 2011 Norway attacks
Height 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in)[1]
Religion Christian[4][5]

Steve Kemp
Birth name Steven Michael Kemp
Born 29 December 1978 (age 32)
Origin Lancashire, England
Genres Alternative rock, indie rock, punk rock
Occupations Drummer
Instruments Drums
Years active 2001 - present
Associated acts Hard-Fi
Website Hard-Fi

Born Terence Patrick Leahy
28 February 1956 (age 55)
Belle Vale, Liverpool, England, U.K.
Nationality Hiberno English
Occupation Chief Executive Officer
Employer Tesco
Salary £1.3 million [1]

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Nationality Hiberno English

LOL

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Lucius Winslow
Born March 14, 1991 (age 20)
Belfast, United Kingdom
Nationality British
Ethnicity Caucasian
Alma mater University College, London
Home town Moira, County Down

Actress Wendi Peters on This Morning 2011
Born 29 February 1968 (age 44); though legally 44, she is technically 11-years-old due to the fact that she was born on a leap day.
Blackburn, Lancashire, England
Occupation Actress
Years active 1996
2001-present
Spouse Kenny Linden (1993-present)
Children Gracie Linden (b.2000)

Born Joseph Kony
1961 (age 50–51)[1]
Odek, Uganda[2][3]
Nationality Ugandan
Known for Leader of the Lord's Resistance Army (LRA)
Height 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)
Title Leader of the Lord's Resistance Army
Spouse Thought to have 88 wives as of 2007[4]
Children Thought to have 42 children[5]

Action, Action Bronsonelli, Action Bronsolinni
Born December 2, 1984 (age 27) [1]
Origin Flushing, Queens, New York
Genres Hip hop
Occupations Rapper, Chef
Years active 2008–present
Associated acts Darrion Taylor, Meyhem Lauren, Outdoorsmen, Termanology, Statik Selektah, Ghostface Killah, The Alchemist, Harry Fraud
Website twitter.com/actionbronson

William Anthony Boyle
Born December 1, 1904
Bald Butte, Montana
Died May 31, 1985 (aged 80)
Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania
Nationality American
Other names "Tough Tony" Boyle; Tony Boyle
Occupation Miner; Labor leader
Known for President, United Mine Workers of America; Murdering Jock Yablonski

Born Porntip Nakhirunkanok
February 7, 1969 (age 43)
Bangkok, Thailand
Height 5 ft 8 in (1.73 m)
Weight 51.5 kg (114 lb)
Hair color Brown
Eye color Brown
Title(s) Miss Thailand 1988
Miss Universe 1988
Major
competition(s) Miss Thailand 1988
(Winner)
Miss Universe 1988
(Winner)

Porntip

Mahir Çağrı
Born 1962
Kars, Turkey
Nationality Turkish
Other names Internet Mahir
Turkish: İnternet Mahir
Years active 1999—present
Known for Blogging (Romance and Personal life)
Internet information
Web hosting service(s) XOOM
Meme I Kiss You 1999
Signature phrase "I Kiss You"
Website
[IKissYou.org]

Sarah Millican
Born 29 May 1975 (age 36)
South Shields, England
Medium Stand-up, television
Nationality British
Years active 2004-present
Genres Observational comedy
Subject(s) Relationships, body image
Spouse (m. 1997-2004, divorced)
Website www.sarahmillican.co.uk

Description
English: A modified vehicle with the number "pi" extending out from the "Mazda 3" logo. This custom modification exemplifies the mathematical appreciation that is stereotypical of "geeks." This is my Mazda-Pi. You'll probably see it zoom zooming around Irvine, CA.
Date
Source Own work
Author Sweeks06

Born 13 February 1979 (age 33)[1]
Oslo, Norway[4]
Alma mater Oslo Commerce School
Nationality Norwegian
Religion Christianity (Church of Norway)[2][3]
Killings
Date 22 July 2011
15:25 CEST
Location(s) Oslo and Utøya, Norway
Target(s) Norway Labour Party
Killed 77
Injured 151
Weapon(s) Car bomb (made using ANFO)
Ruger Mini-14 Carbine
Glock 17 pistol

B-Tight
Birth name Robert Edward Davis
Also known as B!Tight, Der Neger, Bobby, Bobby Dick
Born December 28, 1979 (age 32)
Origin Palm Springs, California, USA
Genres Hip-Hop, Gangsta rap
Years active 1998–present
Labels Aggro Berlin (2001-2009)
Sektenmuzik
Associated acts Sido, A.i.d

Other names The July Revolution
Participants French society
Location France
Date 26–29 July 1830
Result Abdication of Charles X
Ascension of Louis-Philippe to the French throne and establishment of the constitutional July Monarchy

Biggest most baffling revelation itt: "skeet ulrich" is actually the actor's chosen stage name?

Must have been a big fan of shooting and Metallica

URL: goatse.cx
Commercial? No
Type of site: former shock site
Available language(s): English
Launched: 1999
Current status: offline

Born Vanessa Andrea Gonçalves Gómez
February 10, 1986 (age 26)[1]
Baruta, Miranda, Venezuela[1]
Alma mater Universidad Santa María[1]
Height 1.78 m (5 ft 10 in)[2]
Measurements 90-60-90 (35-23-35)
Hair color Blonde
Eye color Green
Title(s) Miss Miranda 2010
Miss Venezuela 2010
Major
competition(s) Miss Venezuela 2010
(Winner)
(Best Body)
(Best in Evening Gown)
Miss Universe 2011
(Top 16)

Born Whipple Van Buren Phillips
November 22, 1833
Moosup Valley, Foster, Rhode Island
Died March 28, 1904 (aged 70)
Providence, Rhode Island
Cause of death "paralytic shock" (stroke)
Resting place Swan Point Cemetery [1]
Nationality American
Occupation businessman
Known for businessman, grandfather of H. P. Lovecraft

2012 Miami cannibalism incident
Location Miami, Florida, U.S.
Date May 26, 2012
1:55–2:13 PM (Eastern Standard Time)
Attack type Cannibalistic

Country Peru
Region La Libertad Region
Province Santiago de Chuco
Incorporated (city)
Government
Mayor Juan Gabriel Alipio
Elevation 13,120 m (43,040 ft)

Full name Collins John
Date of birth 17 October 1985 (age 26)
Place of birth Zwedru, Liberia
Height 5 ft 13 in (1.85 m)

thebandwithnoname
Also known as tbwnn
Origin Manchester United Kingdom
Genres Christian music
nu metal
hip hop
rap
grime
Crunk rock
Years active 2002 - 6/9/2010
Labels ICC, Spring Harvest
Associated acts World Wide Message Tribe
Hoolio and Ad-Apt
Doug Walker
TBC
Website www.thebandwithnoname.com
Members
Chip Kendall (Chip K)
Leon Henderson
David Strafford (Straff)
Past members
Jonathan Moore (J)
Adam Brown
Bobby Joel Stearns
James 'Jimmy' Adams

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Born Anthony David Scott
21 June 1944
North Shields, England
Died 19 August 2012 (aged 68)
San Pedro, Los Angeles, California, U.S.
Cause of death Suicide
Nationality British
Other names Anthony Scott
T-Scott
The Scott brothers
Occupation Film director, producer
Years active 1969–2012
Spouse Gerry Scott (1967–1974)
Glynis Sanders (1986–1987)
Donna W. Scott (1994–2012)
Children 2
Family Ridley Scott (brother)

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Dave the Slave
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Dave the Slave (also "Dave the Potter" and "David Drake") (c.1801-c.1870s[1]) was an an influential American potter who lived in Edgefield, South Carolina and produced alkaline-glazed stoneware pottery from the 1820s to the 1860s. An enslaved African American, he often signed his works "Dave."[2]

Leeds Town Hall - Victorian civic confidence
General information
Architectural style Classical/Baroque
Town or city Leeds
Country England
Construction started 1853
Completed 1858
Design and construction
Client Corporation of Leeds
Architect Cuthbert Brodrick

Slovak Republic
Slovenská republika
Flag Coat of arms
Anthem: Nad Tatrou sa blýska "Lightning Over the Tatras"
Capital (and largest city) Bratislava
48°09′N 17°07′E
Official language(s) Slovak
Demonym Slovak
Government Parliamentary republic
- President Ivan Gašparovič
- Prime Minister Robert Fico
Legislature National Council
Drives on the right

Mitt Romney dog incident
Date June 1983
Location Romneys' station wagon enroute from Belmont, Massachusetts to Beach O'Pines, Ontario
First reporter Reported by Neil Swidey in The Boston Globe, June 2007[1]
Participants Mitt Romney, his wife Ann Romney, their children, and their pet dog Seamus

Non-free media information and use rationale for Dog fighting in the United States
Description 	
Members of the "Bloods" streetgang, caught on surveillance camera, dog fighting in a vacant office building.
Source 	
Video was played on the channel 5 news station in 1997, saved to VHS format, then later converted to an image file.
Article 	
Dog fighting in the United States
Portion used 	
1 frame
Low resolution? 	
Yes
Purpose of use 	
To illustrate the dogs fighting, and to show how close the owners get to the dogs during the fight
Replaceable? 	
If someone has the same image with better resolution, they have my permission to replace the current image.
Other information 	
1997

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Rudi Gutendorf Personal information
Full name Rudolf Gutendorf
Date of birth 30 August 1926 (age 89)
Place of birth Koblenz, Germany
Playing position Outside right
Senior career*
Years Team Apps† (Gls)†
1944–1953 TuS Neuendorf
Teams managed
1955 Blue Stars Zürich
1955–1961 FC Luzern
1961 US Monastir
1963–1964 MSV Duisburg
1965–1966 VfB Stuttgart
1968 St Louis Stars
1968 Bermuda
1968–1970 FC Schalke 04
1970–1971 Kickers Offenbach
1971 Sporting Cristal
1972–1973 Chile
1974 Bolivia
1974 Venezuela
1974 TSV 1860 München
1975 Real Valladolid
1975–1976 SC Fortuna Köln
1976 Trinidad & Tobago
1976 Grenada
1976 Antigua & Barbuda
1976 Botswana
1977 Hamburger SV
1979–1981 Australia
1981 New Caledonia
1981 Fiji
1981 Nepal
1981 Tonga
1981 Tanzania
1984 Hertha BSC
1984 São Tomé & Príncipe
1984–1985 Yomiuri SC
1985–1986 Ghana
1986 Nepal
1987 Fiji
1988 China
1988 Iran U-23
1991–1992 China
1993 Mauritius
1995–1996 Zimbabwe
1997 Mauritius
1999 Rwanda
2003 Samoa

Frank Griffin
Born Ireland
Nationality Irish
Occupation Judge

Origin Sacramento, California, USA
Genres Alternative rock, Punk rock
Years active 1999–present
Website Warp 11 Official Site
Members
Captain Karl Miller
Chief Engineer Brian Moore
Chief Science Officer Kiki Stockhammer
Commander John Merlino
Past members
Chief Medical Officer Jeff Hewitt
He had a daughter, Samantha, in 2001, on whom he wanted to focus more.

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focus on the waterfall man

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Information
Gender Male
Spouse Mrs. Blobby
Children Baby Blobby (son)
Nationality British

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Hazards Free fall
Access Public
Features Green parakeets

Type New religious movement
Classification UFO religious
Orientation Gnostic inspired Sci-fi Millenarianism
Structure Public meetings
Moderator Marshall Applewhite (1974–1997)
Region United States
Headquarters San Diego, California
Founder Marshall Applewhite and Bonnie Nettles
Origin 1974
Defunct March 19–20, 1997 (Religious Movement)
Members 41 (Pre-1997), 2 (Post-1997)

Description: head shot of deceased musician
Author or copyright owner: unknown
Original publication: unknown
Immediate source: https://www.earnthenecklace.com/scott-putesky-wiki-cause-of-death-band-girlfriend-wife-facts/

Born Rachael Domenica Ray
August 25, 1968 (age 52)
Glens Falls, New York, U.S.
Spouse(s) John Cusimano ​(m. 2005)​
Culinary career
Cooking style Thursdays

of course she's a Virgo

also I miss u nakh

Songwriter(s)

Radric Davis · Michael Williams II · Marquel Middlebrooks · Khalif Brown · Kanye West · Varg Vikernes

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Species
Human
Occupation
Priest, columnist