ILE rolling non-slam Tennis thread

i've seen hantuchova and venus do it. and probably a few others. it's not really that rare, sometimes you just whiff it

but for gods sake what was that forehand. whole court open. fuck this

DF to concede her eighth game in a row. LOL.

you see that's the kind of point maria should play more often. high percentage deep, high balls until azarenka gives a weak response.

RTeally, Azarenka's not even playing that well.

this is almost as good as last year's final

Wonder if Maria will manage to get more games off Vika than Bepa did the other day.

ahahahahaha

lol, two dead net cords in a row for Azarenka to finally win that game after Sharapova was 40-0 up

being demolished two tournaments in a row by the youngsters can't be good for sharapova's confidence :[

maria's as big a fighter as she always was but everything about her game is too unreliable these days. super pissed.

weird that Azarenka went three sets in her first three matches (against...Hradecka, Cibulkova, Pavlyuchenkova). Then pretty much steamrolled her last three supposedly elite opponents.

Out on town to kill myself with alcohol.

It really does piss me off that she has chances in that 2nd set. What a waste.

totally know that feeling, sometimes you'd rather your player just lost swiftly 1 and 0 rather than getting your hopes up by fighting back only to lose shittily anyway

Yeah, and of course you become highly skilled at ignoring the other player's chances and the only memory left is wasted game points. Tennis is too cruel :|

Azarenka's 4-0 lead was a bit deceptive, three of those games had gone to deuce. And then a few just went Sharapova's way. Vika's level of play certainly wasn't super-dominant at any stage, I guess she deserves credit for not panicking when the scoreline got closer. In general it was a horrible match and I genuinely have a headache now.

Djokovic hitting some tired-looking shots at the start of this...some great points amongst them tough.

Rafa so lucky to get away with that set. Got to 5-1* without playing that well, then seemed to try to match Djokovic's low level for a while and only just crawled over the line at *5-4.

fuck i only just got in. has it been good?

i'm rooting for nole because winning streaks are cool

it was bad earlier but it's good now! Nole playing well now, Rafa...serving well, at least. Djokovic may have cause to regret a couple of half-chances for a more emphatic lead.

beautiful wrong-footer from Djokovic.

Djokovic fails to take advantage of ANOTHER 0-30 lead on Rafa's serve

i'd love it if my stream wasn't shite

99% positive nadal will win :[

ha, i'm leaning the other way

and have done ever since Djokovic stopped looking fatigued towards the end of the first set

though he does seem unable to take ANY of the many chances Rafa's presented to him

have you got sky or are you watching it on a stream. if so is yours any good because mine is not

stream from http://www.livescorehunter.com/Livescores/Livescore-Tennis.html

it was good right up until 5-5, wtf

suspect it's my internet connection going inexplicably shitty rather than the stream though

thanks! yeah this one http://www.livescorehunter.com/index.php?option=com_lsh&view=lsh&event_id=43856&tid=57334&channel=0&tmpl=component&layout=popup&Itemid=286 is good

uhoh 30-30

tiebreak!!!

first four points all against serve...

all 5 haha

can't believe this turned into such a great match after that awful first set

i dont want such a one-sided tiebreak

whoa at that FH winner for 6-2!

i hate djokovic's parents so much

good match from the little i saw of it

great match, great result, and the rapidity with which both of them had their shirts off after the match ending can only be applauded.

haha every WTA player i follow on twitter has gotten on Djokovic's dick with a swiftness

WTF and ugh, how is Mardy Fish on the brink of the top 10? BEGONE. Nice to see Roddick drop to 14 with the clay season about to start though! Scope for him to be a 12-16 seed at Wimbledon and maybe draw Rafa/Rog in the 4th round!

Ivanovic reacted to her epic choke by pulling out of this week's Marbella tournament. Honestly, what a wimp. Can always be relied upon to run away every time she has a setback.

Damnit, girl.

Ah, the start of a season - excited about seeing boring names playing just because it's on clay.

All the drop shots and long rallies seem very exciting now. I'll be sick of it when the FO is done, though.

this woz match was really hilarious

loving this even though it's corny as fuck:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kK42LZqO0wA&feature=player_embedded

Today, Sweta lost to one Irina-Camelia Begu, the World No 137 who had never won any WTA match prior to this week. Point and laugh.

Watching Wozniacki/Jankovic. Last three points of first set: netted Jankovic drive volley; Jankovic FH shank that's yet to bounce; Jankovic smash straight into the bottom of the net. Yeah I know. And Wozniacki's horrible top makes her look radioactive.

Don't tell Clijsters, she'll have to flee America.

Words can't describe how much I despise Wozniacki and Jankovic. Hate Caro slightly less though, so I suppose I'm, er, happy. Congrats to her on another tournament win.
I really like Peng so hope she makes the final.

Peng and Vesnina are doing a decent job on the clay.