NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011

'HEY NANDO LOOK THAT'S WHERE THE GOAL IS'

Do Stoke fans ever sing Rory Delap's name to the tune of "Rupert the Bear"? Cos I wd be tempted.

Words are apt too

There's a little footballer like you've never seen before whose a lot of fun.
Children every where grow to love him more and more he's the number one.
There's a million stories to be told of the things that, he's done.
And he's going to share them all if you so come along.

Oh Rory, Rory Delap every one sing his name.
Rory, Rory Delap every one come and join, in all of his games

There is Badger Bill, little Tiger Lilly too and a whole lot more.
They are Rory's Friends and they are waiting here for you so unlock the door
There's a magic land not far away from here and they call it, Nutwood.
Where you'll meet a little teddy bear if you are good.

Oh Rory, Rory Delap every one sing his name.
Rory, Rory Delap every one come and join, in all of his games.
Oh Rory, Rory Delap every one sing his name.
Rory, Rory Delap every one come and join, in all of his games.
Rory, Rory, Rory.

2nd verse to be rewritten

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/wayne-rooney-3-west-ham-8935770/

"little Ryan Shawcross too"

There is Kenwyne Jones, little Ryan Shawcross too and a whole lot more.
They are Rory's friends and they're waiting here for you so unlock the door.
There's a nasty man not far away from here and they call him Pulis.
And they say he'll stick the heid on you if you're not good.

right, fuck football, I'ma go play Katamari.

Skrtel!

oh poo

Harsh penalty decision?

Couldn't tell from my shitty stream tbh.

Jamie Hoofing Carragher is the worst footballer I've ever seen.

Oh dear.

dalglish out

Honestly after the Europa League exit, it's not exactly screaming for him to be appointed permanently.

Also I was thinking, the general predictions at the beginning were for us to come around 6th, so we've fulfilled that, somehow.

lol, roy in! turned off to get something to eat. what happened?

Another pen. Given away by Pepe.

ah rats' cocks

Full time. 2-1. Oh Roypaws!

Supposedly Carroll was getting quite a bit of stick from the home support...he was booked, and Kuyt and Spearing had to give him a calm down chat.

Such transfer work to be done mid-season..

Pants after losing Agger and Johnson. Ref was rubbish. A famous victory for Nice Roy no doubt.

7 Everton 31 1 41
8 Bolton 31 0 40
9 Newcastle 31 2 39
10 Stoke 31 -2 38
11 Sunderland 30 -4 38
12 West Brom 31 -14 36
13 Fulham 30 0 35
14 Birmingham 30 -12 34
15 Aston Villa 31 -14 34
16 Blackburn 30 -12 33
17 Blackpool 30 -15 33
18 West Ham 31 -15 32
19 Wolves 31 -17 32
20 Wigan 31 -22 31

I keep having to remind myself that in theory it could be quite close at the top. I get quite annoyed at coverage implying United still have it to do here, in my mind they've had it tied up for ages.

too many times this season we've played like the league is an optional extra. at least 5th looks safe.

depends on how strung up they get about playing chelsea a billion times.

feel like Arsenal's best hope is to mentally write the league off and relax, and hope it falls into their laps somehow

Big Sam looking down from heaven at that tackle.

yeah he had a foot w/ studs up, when or if olson gets up, the fucker should be sent off.

HA HA LOOK AT THAT WIMP NASRI WITH A HUGE BUMP ON HIS HEAD, HE SHOULD PLAY ON LIKE PAUL INCE, WHAT A GIRL

Who was that chasing down Arshavin & Wilshere there? They looked like five-year-olds.

the fucker should be sent off.

Not happening while Phil Dowd is in charge.

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http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BLVclcwh0f0/TBV9DQmau0I/AAAAAAAAQx8/lwanmrl8wxQ/s320/Bert2002.JPG

wondering if six penalties is a PL matchday record

goodbye title

there's always next season. and the season after that.

tbf I think you said goodbye as long ago as Newcastle

I wrote them off after that Spurs comeback tbh

ridiculous day in the prem

HI DERE!
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sb

lol NB&S has the swagger of career champions imo

rte doing intros to each match again. funny stuff. for rte.

Lineker's "What?! What?! FFFFFarewell" actually had me in stitches then.

don't see what the problem is re: Rooney's swears. Sky already show 15 and 18 movies during the day, so just make the football pin-coded the same as them. And have a voiceover at the beginning to warn people the following game may continue strong language, or scenes of graphic violence if it's Stoke.

proper suggestion that.

then anyone bleating on about 'role models' can go fuck themselves even more than at the moment.

just watching the elbow that nearly eggtopped nasri's head being described as an 'unfortunate accident' by good old chrissy kammy.

fulham blackpool will be worth watching y/n

^ questions that you can't believe you ever asked yourself two weeks into the off season

holy fuck they did the michael jackson statue i thought that was a meme.

it's fucking terrible, too