Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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From the article: On reaching voting age: "I'm not very politically involved. And I don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans and that's half your fan base."

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

See I'm hot, ready, and legal too.

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/90/38/6718309/5048451319006l.jpg

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

well, ready and legal anyway

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Lindsay kinda looks like Celine Dion up there.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story?id=6388250

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, I'm sort of cold today. It's rainy and damp. Although I think I have a fever, so maybe I am hot after all.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

are you READY for some LEGAL fever medication?

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

OH BOY NYQUIL SHOTS TONIGHT!!!

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

does lindsay work for www.teenstogetbrokeninto.com or something?

i have no idea who she is.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

That "reporting" comment is too fucking coy for words.

― David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Who wrote the story, and can we abuse them?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

click on the link.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

"wrote"

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

click on the link

Frightening thought.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Rosemary I've got lots of Nyquil! I'll ship it overnight.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (twenty-one years ago)

don't blame me, Ned.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, so YOU wrote it!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.kimkimdir.gen.tr/foto/2905.jpg

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I could think of a better pseudonym than MARK BINELLI.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

haha, i thought the quote from the intro in this thread was a piss-take.

― thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (twenty-one years ago)

It sounds like Ms. Lohan has a wonderful homelife!

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Forget those rumors about her breasts. Lindsay Lohan has risen to the top of the teen-star crop by keeping it real

― Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Does that mean she only has one breast, but it's real?

― Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004124.html
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004161.html

― g--ff (gcannon), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

What exactly is she known for in the first place?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

She'd be such a moon goddess if she were pale and freckly instead of orange and freckly. Oh and the frosty pink lips gotta go, too. And the eyeliner.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned: title of the thread, minus "legal."

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

How quaint.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks like a cat that's just sat on a buttplug. Doesn't do anything for me.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned how old do you sound with these comments? (Alternate: Ned how long were you in Venezuela?)

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

It does something for the cat, Adam.

Ned how old do you sound with these comments?

I always talk like this! The only think I know about Ms. Lohan was some poster for a movie earlier this year, which failed to convince me as to why she was already known.

I was there for a week and a half.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:40 (twenty-one years ago)

She looks like the photographer has just said to her, in an Austin Powers voice, "oooooh Lindsay, you're ever so NAUGHTY!".

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

think = thing, etc.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Mandee OTM about the pale-&-freckly. For sure.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

MEN CAN'T SEE MAKEUP.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (twenty-one years ago)

She was very funny in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, FWIW.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

They just think that all women's lips are like that.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (twenty-one years ago)

I must admit, I thought she was a cute kid when I caught The Parent Trap on the ABC/Disney Family Movie or whatever a few years ago. But she was 12 then.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:44 (twenty-one years ago)

So she's some sort of Disney-clone-farm troll, I assume.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

too old now? xp

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Kirsetn Dunst in Interview With The Vampire to thread.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

the tan, the makeup, the clothes - no, no, no. it makes me want to kill myself! do you know what i could do if i had that kind of $ at my disposal? i'd be unstoppable! and i'd know enough to pay for a decent plastic surgeon! jesus wept!

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I wish they'd cut the double entendres and enuendo and just make the headline "HEY SICK OLD MAN, YOU WANT TO FUCK HER DON'T? DONT YOU?"

― David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I was a child actor, and nobody celebrated my own passing over the jailbait threshold. What gives?

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, i was the innkeeper in a nativity play.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you wear a blanket around your head like Linus?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I like how Rolling Stone now has covers that Maxim and FHM would deem too obvious.

― Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

"Sorry. no room, Mary and joseph"

Cue rapturous applause.

― AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (twenty-one years ago)

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Yeah true

― Nerdstrom Poindexter, Friday, 11 January 2019 19:23 (seven years ago)

really weird thing when former child actors or young women actors end up "troubled" as they get older and everyone reaches for some bromides about "too much too young", the pressures of fame, the media glare etc. when the elephant in the room is abuse, exploitation, neglect

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:27 (seven years ago)

Yup. Hollywood teems with young Lohans and abusive stage parents, but also with Weinsteins and Polanskis.

― A is for (Aimless), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:32 (seven years ago)

abuse, exploitation

this is fame

― sans lep (sic), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:37 (seven years ago)

(in this context)

― sans lep (sic), Friday, 11 January 2019 19:38 (seven years ago)

I feel like people’s addiction shouldn’t be treated as entertainment, which lindsay’s was back in the mid-00s. No one treats other diseases like this.

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:52 (seven years ago)

It’s always amazing to me how heartless tabloid culture is. Like if I read the top voted comment on any daily mail article—not something I do often—but it’s always coming from this perspective of no compassion whatsoever.

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 11 January 2019 20:54 (seven years ago)

Because they get held up as role models when they are young, then any transgression is held up to ridicule and is not tolerated.

Amber and Alice would take an interest in what LL would do, but they could understand bad behaviour does no good.

― Mark G, Friday, 11 January 2019 21:06 (seven years ago)

I think there’s a darker thing at work. I think people enjoy watching someone struggle—especially a rich, beautiful etc. person—a “serves them right” attitude. In the end that tabloid stuff is consumed as entertainment.

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 11 January 2019 21:08 (seven years ago)

But also some people are famous, young AND awful

― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 12 January 2019 08:34 (seven years ago)

six months pass...

What’s going on between Lindsay Lohan and the crown prince of Saudi Arabia? https://t.co/QtuByRhOqW pic.twitter.com/F4d9TGqDFi
— Page Six (@PageSix) August 5, 2019

― ... (Eazy), Monday, 5 August 2019 18:11 (six years ago)

^^ Deep cover

― ... (Eazy), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 04:16 (six years ago)

A Lohan pal also pointed out that before the gruesome killing of Washington Post journalist Khashoggi in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, Turkey, last October, MbS — who took office in 2017 — had been touted as a modernizing force in Saudi Arabia who would push for women’s rights, among other things.

this lohan pal makes some interesting points

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 04:32 (six years ago)

Her biopic is gonna be bananas.

― frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 04:50 (six years ago)

A Lohan pal also pointed out that before the gruesome killing of Washington Post journalist Khashoggi in the Saudi embassy in Istanbul, Turkey, last October, MbS — who took office in 2017 — had been touted as a modernizing force in Saudi Arabia who would push for women’s rights, among other things.

reminds me of that old "....but you fuck one sheep" joke

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 12:28 (six years ago)

one month passes...

https://pagesix.com/2019/09/20/lindsay-lohan-reveals-shes-single/

― j., Saturday, 21 September 2019 23:18 (six years ago)

one year passes...

Now that I’m thinking about it, what are your guys’ must read “oh my god people wrote this?!” instructively cruel celeb profiles of the 2000s? I’d love to compile a list of TEACHABLE MOMENTS. To start: Lindsay Lohan as Rolling Stone IT GIRL 2004 https://t.co/Ftfs9eh9fC
— Jordan Crucchiola (@JorCru) February 7, 2021

― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 00:34 (five years ago)

she's not wrong

― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 02:49 (five years ago)

Thread now complete

― Mark G, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 08:41 (five years ago)

yikes that article is fucking vile

― Warmed Regards, (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:08 (five years ago)

yeah the opening paragraphs are truly disgusting

― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 17:22 (five years ago)

If you really want to take a deep dive into gross Y2K teachable moments, I recommend this NYT Spears doc on Hulu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXG28S8cAJU

― Darin, Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:07 (five years ago)

shouts to jaymc for highlighting that opening when the thread first happened

― shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 18:29 (five years ago)

three weeks pass...

“It was a horrible time for young women in popular culture,” Binelli said. Though he’s sure his Lohan story received zero pushback from his editors or his readers and “seemed funny and edgy to me at the time,” he no longer finds it so. “Reading the story today makes me cringe and I deeply regret writing it and any other ways in which I participated in the rampant misogyny of the media landscape at the time.”
“However much I’d told myself I was making some kind of meta-commentary on the sexist culture of the day,” he said. “I was very clearly also perpetuating it.”

― grab bag cum trash bag (sic), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 05:19 (five years ago)

There is shit I wrote back then which... well, not nearly as bad as that Lohan article but it was such a fucking GIVEN that if you were writing journalism and a woman appeared you were supposed to signal to the reader how hot they were supposed to find her, it's really messed up

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 06:18 (five years ago)

Baby Sinclair: All Grown up and Feeling Nasty https://t.co/4lEPqrZzqq pic.twitter.com/Nu84cLgkt4
— The Hard Times (@REALpunknews) March 4, 2021

― lukas, Friday, 5 March 2021 15:44 (five years ago)

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