GOTHIC ANUS

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the lyrics of the first song of this perry/darnielle collab: how dan's friend earned his redwings!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 May 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago) link

cold eyes of the vampire,
black wings of the bat;
cold gape of the aaaanus,
fuck washing a hat

Dave Matthews's anus
is non-goth through and through
I hate those that don't like him
shot all the people who do

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:23 (twenty years ago) link

Few things are certain in this life, but I'm pretty sure I'm gonna regret that

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:23 (twenty years ago) link

the perry/darnielle collaboration = dimmu borgir meets the outhere bros.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:27 (twenty years ago) link

aaaanus

i picture this being sung operatically

the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsound), Thursday, 13 May 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

I'd like to see Phish get 20+ minutes from THAT.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:13 (twenty years ago) link

john you are a golden GOD

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:31 (twenty years ago) link

I'd like to see Phish get 20+ minutes from THAT.

yeah, they'd have to really stretch it out...

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:32 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, you have all successfully entertained, befuddled and terrified me -- all at once.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 May 2004 04:44 (twenty years ago) link

(google image search)

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PRAISE THE LORD.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 May 2004 12:50 (twenty years ago) link

You have been hit by what is known as the GOTH BOOTY!! Check out Trash Scene's track dedicated to this (ie. "Goth Booty")

Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:13 (twenty years ago) link

Further research led me to this...

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/gothicbootay

Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 13 May 2004 13:19 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.angelfire.com/electronic/gothicbootay/esmerelda.html

Perry-Darnielle Project, Flying Buttress

Maybe you should call it Esmerelda the Flying Buttress

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:09 (twenty years ago) link

Goth boooooooo-oooooo-oooo-teeee

Baaderoni (Fabfunk), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:18 (twenty years ago) link

Baaderoni

I heard that in the voice of the Mexican soccer commentator who yells "Goooooooooooooooooooooooal!" Of course, now I'll be vegging some saturday watching futbol and when someone scores I'll be thinking Goth boooooooo-oooooo-oooo-teeee

Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 13 May 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

Shake your rump-ah:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005EBUH.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

sexyDancer, Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

Your hatred suppository makes you strong

Can I just say I'm particularly pleased with myself for this line?

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago) link

cold gape of the aaaanus,
fuck washing a hat

Why did it take me so long to get involved in this thread?!

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

Oh right, it's called "Gothic Anus."

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

you thought it was gothic arts?

frank swedehead, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:10 (twenty years ago) link

I thought it was best avoided.

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

I thought it said gothic cathedrals damn i must be in the wrong thread, whats an anus?

Frank swedehead, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago) link

'I thought it was best avoided.'

You thought ilx's goth obsession had been taken just that step too far..

And you were right!

de, Thursday, 13 May 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

I think your friend meant gargoyles and vampires were flying out of your but to the tune of "Third Uncle".

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 May 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago) link

GOTHIC ANUS (47 new answers, 8 unread)
Can a blonde girl have brown eyes? (66 new answers, 29 unread)

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 14 May 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago) link

GG ALLIN is god

christopher dean chauncey (indeson187), Friday, 14 May 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago) link

"Look into my
Look into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
It shall expose the darkness and despair
Through the veil
My sphincter of malice
Moans and trembles in the pale moonlight
The dark-kinder play
In fields of blood
A wasteland expands from the colon of desire

Gaze into my
Gaze into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
Beams of terror emit forth

The afterlife beckons
From my twisted duodenum
Your heart is leaden
But a kiss will make the constriction explode
Another glance through a gauzy screen
And another demon is born

Submit to my
Bathe inside my
Deep inside my gothic anus

With a bowed head and aching back
The nubs of succubus wings
Giving pixeis the hump of ages
Winding through a small intestine
Dripping with ennui and angst
Your hatred suppository makes you strong

Gothic anus rules us all
Give over to the brownness"

That has to be one of the greatest pieces of writing I have ever had the pleasure of reading.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 May 2004 02:57 (twenty years ago) link

But is it a GAPING gothic anus?

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:30 (twenty years ago) link

is there any other kind?

the surface noise of psychotic badassery (electricsound), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

A dark, cavernous anus?

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 14 May 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago) link

I can't believe the thread has gone this far without anyone mentioning "Dark Entries".

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 14 May 2004 04:11 (twenty years ago) link

or this gothic anus somehow involving the Dark Tower

Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Friday, 14 May 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago) link

Or the dark crystal in some fantasy muppets anus

Frank Swedehead, Monday, 17 May 2004 18:40 (twenty years ago) link

Eek.

VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 May 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

But is it a GAPING gothic anus?

I always imagined gothic anus to be all pouty.

Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 17 May 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

I can't believe the thread has gone this far without anyone mentioning "Dark Entries".

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 May 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago) link

Gothic anus should be pierced with tats clothed in slipknot briefs

Frank Swedehead, Monday, 17 May 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago) link

You come from Gothic anus to check my style

Michael Diamond, Monday, 17 May 2004 19:09 (twenty years ago) link

o NO

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 00:15 (twenty years ago) link

eight months pass...
A vision.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

someone's seen arrested development, right?
Tobias: "The Gothic Castle, please!"
Cab Driver: "The Gothic Arsehole?"
Tobias: "That's right!"

lemin (lemin), Sunday, 23 January 2005 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't believe the thread has gone this far without anyone mentioning "Dark Entries".
-- Trayce

Hahahaha once again

thee music mole, Sunday, 23 January 2005 20:43 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...
http://www.howsyouredge.com/swap/display.php?page=601

split 7" with drag the river

all right dan fess up

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:36 (seventeen years ago) link

"gaping gothic anus" never really took over as a ILX meme as much as it should have

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"Have a Way With Women"

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 July 2006 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

walking thru the genre fiction section of Powell's, it's striking how many of the book covers feature corsetted gothic anuses.

kingfish cyclopean ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 28 July 2006 15:00 (seventeen years ago) link

google search for "goth anus" result # 16:

"tiny hand job - cleavage
Lumbar tiny hand job stalk buffalo the gothic anus with parrotlike womanhood. Half-track phallus tiny hand job obstruct the judicious sweetness with ...
www.gang-bang-squad.net/hand-job/tiny-hand-job/tiny-hand-job-aoyfvgtespn-08.html - 7k - Supplemental Result - Cached - Similar pages"

Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

errr, the search was for "gothic anus" not "goth anus"

Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

also, the "inserting message" page i get after every post i make to this thread makes me chuckle.

Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

roffle roffle roffle oh man

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 July 2006 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

that would be excelsiored to death if I had cut & paste on this thing

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link

ROTHIC ANUS

http://celebslam.buzznet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/david-lee-roth-hair-1.jpg

Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 23:09 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

latebloomer, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

ok i'm not a "ICH ICH DIE AFTER NICHT SAFE FÜR ARBEIT!!" type, but if less icky threads got a NSFW tag... just sayin'

Mackro Mackro, Thursday, 10 April 2008 03:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Tempted to turn Perry's lyrix into a black metal opus.

libcrypt, Thursday, 10 April 2008 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link

five months pass...

u ok ned?

I know, right?, Wednesday, 17 September 2008 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

lol following links in old threads brings you to some funny places

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

follow enough links on ILX and next thing you know you're all up in gothic anus

someone has done something terrible OH NO (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:14 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^^^^ too true

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

knee deep in gothic anus over here

GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:16 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh i just dont have the time to skim through gothic anus at work today

GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahahahahahahaha

a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

"man, the guy who lives in the apartment across from me spent all day reloading gothic anus"

GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Monday, 9 November 2009 23:25 (fourteen years ago) link

ten years pass...

I wish 2020 would fall deep into a gothic anus

shout-out to his family (DJP), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

are gothic anuses darkened buttholes

eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

Way too kind a fate.

pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

Are you sure it hasn't?

1000 Scampo DJs (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

I'm mildly afraid to google 'GOTHIC ANUS'.

pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

google for anus and find 2020

eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

Hope for 2021:

https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/georges-bataille-the-solar-anus

pomenitul, Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

pro display name, Neanderthal

shout-out to his family (DJP), Sunday, 18 October 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

Look into my
Look into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
It shall expose the darkness and despair
Through the veil
My sphincter of malice
Moans and trembles in the pale moonlight
The dark-kinder play
In fields of blood
A wasteland expands from the colon of desire

Gaze into my
Gaze into my
Deep inside my gothic anus
Beams of terror emit forth

The afterlife beckons
From my twisted duodenum
Your heart is leaden
But a kiss will make the constriction explode
Another glance through a gauzy screen
And another demon is born

Submit to my
Bathe inside my
Deep inside my gothic anus

With a bowed head and aching back
The nubs of succubus wings
Giving pixeis the hump of ages
Winding through a small intestine
Dripping with ennui and angst
Your hatred suppository makes you strong

Gothic anus rules us all
Give over to the brownness

MY SPHINCTER OF MALICE

flamboyant goon tie included, Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link

the "pale moonlight" lyric reminded me of "serious moonlight" which reminded me of Let's Dance era Bowie, and now I have "Gothic Anus" in my head to the tune of "Modern Love" even though it doesn't quite scan ...

sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link

walks beside me
(Gothic Anus) walks on by
(Gothic Anus) gets me to the church on time
(Gothic Anus) terrifies me
(Gothic Anus) makes me party
(Gothic Anus) puts my trust in God and man
(Gothic Anus) no confession
(Gothic Anus) no religion
(Gothic Anus) don't believe in Gothic Anus

sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:57 (three years ago) link

let me know if you want to see the lyrics to the next song -- Gothic Anus Boulevard (Sisters of Mercy)

sarahell, Sunday, 18 October 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link


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