I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal

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She's just sexy as hell. Not especially in the photo above, or maybe not in any photo. There's a kind of oozing thing going on.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

All I've ever seen are pictures--I'll fully concede to the idea that in "flesh" (ie moving pictures) she could be sexy, I wouldn't know!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:27 (twenty-three years ago)

That's some Videodrome shit you're on.

― slutsky (slutsky), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:31 (twenty-three years ago)

Ally, you should see Secretary! I think everyone should.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I asked on another thread if that was as good as the trailer. I guess that's a yes.

She was also Donnie's sister in Donnie Darko, Ally.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I was tempted, Nicole...so it's really good, then?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

She had a good name in Secretary.

― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha I've never seen Donnie Darko!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Well...keep in mind I have a thing for James Spader. But I think it would have been very good even if it were some dweeb like Jon Cryer that played that role instead of him.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:38 (twenty-three years ago)

What if it was Keanu Reeves?

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Then it would be the best comedy ever.

― Nicole (Nicole), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:41 (twenty-three years ago)

She was cute in "Adaptation," too.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 15 May 2003 16:46 (twenty-three years ago)

For the record, I wanna be Catherine Keener too.

― Sarah MCLusky (coco), Thursday, 15 May 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

She's better looking than her brother. But that's not really saying much.

― rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Her brother is hella cute!

― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 15 May 2003 20:35 (twenty-three years ago)

I was about to say, I wouldnt wanna be Maggie, cos I'd rather like to shag Jake, and thats rather eww if I'm his sister, so yeah. Jake G is hotttt.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 15 May 2003 22:53 (twenty-three years ago)

three months pass...

sarah should reconsider. she IS stupid cute.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:21 (twenty-two years ago)

someone want to post a picture so i can see what all the fuss is about? is this another "ilm likes harsh, angular actress type"?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:26 (twenty-two years ago)

or "doe eyed indie chick writ large"?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:30 (twenty-two years ago)

She has a very soft face.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:31 (twenty-two years ago)

so, the second, then.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Whatever. It was a cross post and you seemed to swing between two extremes in your assumptions. Who do you find attractive, again?

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

grrr jess you are week in week out one of the top posters on both ile and ilm. how can you maintain this idea that ilx is this hivemind that you are apart from?

anyhow.

http://www.papermag.com/paperdaily/culturalsushi/archive02/human_nature/images/humannature02.jpg

she's on the left (thanks google image search!)

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:35 (twenty-two years ago)

(n.: i think he likes nü mandy moore.)

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:36 (twenty-two years ago)

ha ha amateurist when my taste is nothing like 75% of ilx, i can!!

x-post: caught!!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.obeygiant.com/bootleg/lrg/bea-arthur.gif

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, nu-Mandy Moore is xxxhott too. I like different types of women, shockingly enough.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:38 (twenty-two years ago)

i feel kind of guilty for my mandy moore love actually

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

but my point is that there doesn't seem to actually much ilx consensus on this or many other issues. i think that sometimes you imagine such consensus into being so you may adopt a superior attitude toward it.

i think most people were in agreement about mandy moore, though. except melissa. melissa is a very harsh critic of other females' attractiveness.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

x-post. that was to jess.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:39 (twenty-two years ago)

amateurist that 75% doesn't have to be a consensus!

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

(i am forever the petulant junior high student.)

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:41 (twenty-two years ago)

yes but that "75%" (which is probably more like 40% or maybe 60%) is not "ilx" either.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

amateurist PoP [pointlessly on point].

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:43 (twenty-two years ago)

the human condition, pt. iv

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:46 (twenty-two years ago)

this is more of that space insect stuff

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:47 (twenty-two years ago)

i do love when everyone on ilx - which is nothing if not a forum for people to refine the ultimate caricature of themselves - get on each other for being caricatures.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:49 (twenty-two years ago)

it mostly angers me when people caricature other people, or indeed ilx as a whole. (ahem)

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:50 (twenty-two years ago)

don't make me dig up that alex in nyc parody thread.

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:52 (twenty-two years ago)

touché

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:57 (twenty-two years ago)

hugs?

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

not just now.

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:58 (twenty-two years ago)

"i have a headache"

― amateurist (amateurist), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

i'll be on the veranda

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

if you need me

― gabbo giftington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 07:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Maggie Gyllenhaal is great.

(Nuh-uh!)

― 75% of Tep doesn't have to be a consensus (ktepi), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:04 (twenty-two years ago)

Richard Yates, "Gabbo & Amateurist".

I really like Maggie Gyllenhaal. I like what someone said about her face being 'all melty'. Not that I agree. A teacher at Rada once told her to try breathing from between her legs. She says she'll try anything.

― David. (Cozen), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Man there are SO MANY people that look like her! Not that that's bad, but why treat her so differently?

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:40 (twenty-two years ago)

Because you're allowed to stare at actresses.

― N. (nickdastoor), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:42 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, DUH. Yeah she's good for that, sure

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Wednesday, 10 September 2003 11:43 (twenty-two years ago)

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And then an amnesiac Josh Hartnett will burst into the room, and you'll be plunged into an intense psycho-sexual drama that will leave you forever haunted by fear and regret!

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

Or not, whatever, she seems pretty cool.

― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 7 July 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

This photo is eerily hypnotic.

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/phpBB2/images/avatars/196747562544ebb9b3217cf.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 24 August 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

man this thread is so great. makeout club de sade!!

i dont really have any beef with maggie gyggkglkghgtjhtr. i saw her on the cover of vanity fair or something at the grocers the other day and actually got the horn.

i got no beef with amateurist either. is N. dead or what?

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

she looks hot on her new poster
http://www.horrordrome.com/recensioni/cover/critters.jpg

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

ETHANP23: was that gangsta
Dubplatestyle: like a pimp

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:37 (nineteen years ago)

your cold, black heart

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

ok i just looked at some more pictures of her and she's still pretty weird lookin

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

and ugh SO SKINNY

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:51 (nineteen years ago)

really weird looking in event photos where she's nine months pregnant and otherwise skinny as a rail

― milo z (mlp), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

there's something wrong with her face. perma-smirk! her brother has it too but her extra-prominent cheekbones and general triangularfaceness accentuate it.

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:56 (nineteen years ago)

Gawd is she plain.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

I want to be Maggie so I can watch my brother and Peter Saarsgard make out on the couch.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

creepy fucking sister you'd be!

― genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

strongo is correct re: 'perma-smirk', I think.

― genital hyphys (haitch), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

i'd probably watch the two of them have sex but then i'm sick like that

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gonna leave that vague

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
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wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!
wow ethan and jess were total cunts!

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

haha come on IM i have something to tell you and i have to go to bed soon

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

its okay jess... ive known for a long time...

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:48 (nineteen years ago)

gayote

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

Dubplatestyle: i mean, i...
Dubplatestyle: ethan...
ETHANP23: i know.
ETHANP23: :-*
Dubplatestyle: youve probably always known
Dubplatestyle: like some...magical drug...
ETHANP23: jesscaline
ETHANP23: gayote
Dubplatestyle: im flying high on gayote right now
ETHANP23: poofballs
Dubplatestyle: gayote nate

― and what (ooo), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

reading this thread has reminded me that ppl who think boring bland kate winslet is "the most beautiful woman alive" or some shit are far more annoying than ppl who think maggie gyllenhaal is especially cute (yeah she's kinda cute but yeesh i probably saw like 20 people on my campus today who were cuter).

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

kate winslets got some titties tho

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, but none of those people on your campus are related to Jake Gyllenhaal.

(xpost)

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

eight months pass...

i want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal's baby.

http://www.mollygood.com/babies/modesty-sucks-20070606/magfeed3/

― gr8080, Wednesday, 6 June 2007 21:34 (nineteen years ago)

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