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"many many americaniSations fuck me off"

Yeah, man-we're not too happy about your perversions of the language either, i dont care that you invented it. Go stick that lorry up your ass.

Thraft of Cleveland (Bill Magill), Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:43 (fifteen years ago)

^ irony

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:49 (fifteen years ago)

tee hee

NI, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:07 (fifteen years ago)

FLAVORFUL

Reminds me of this: http://www.theonion.com/articles/area-grandmother-tries-indian-food,2472/
but it annoyed me even before that.

Not the real Village People, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:17 (fifteen years ago)

definitely, that and 'cooked to perfection'. who judges perfection? you? YOUR magical lofty tastebuds? get to fuck

NI, Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:19 (fifteen years ago)

Etymology of "broil"

From Middle English broillen, brulen (“to broil, cook”), from Anglo-Norman bruiller, broiller (“to broil, roast”) and Old French brusler, bruller (“to broil, roast, char”), a blend of Old French bruir (“to burn”), of Germanic origin; and Old French usler (“to scorch”), from Latin ustulāre (“to scorch”).

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:38 (fifteen years ago)

"galore"

corey, Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

galoshes
panties
smorgasbord
cum

Confused Turtle (Zora), Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

xpost aha so it was our fault after all! yup us guys came up with right shite back then, "ben borenn i þiss middellærd" and all that.. surely only a nation of numbnuts would hear that sort of tat and think 'ooh nice, lets keep this one'!

NI, Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

obvious i know, but any true list of annoying words wouldn't be complete without:

eggplant
zucchini
'erbs

NI, Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

'ERBS

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

punishable by death imo

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

what's the reasoning behind dropping that H? i understand herb is a more common guy's name in america but jimmy doesn't seem to have a problem with it, what's herbs big problem

NI, Thursday, 31 March 2011 23:58 (fifteen years ago)

some people like to grow 'erbs indoors.

estela, Friday, 1 April 2011 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

haw

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 April 2011 00:21 (fifteen years ago)

The English like to Anglicize words, so they added the "h" sound back into it after borrowing it from the French. See also: fillet. Talk about an obnoxious word: "fillet" as pronounced by the English is grating.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 00:29 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nn9Wcy88Np4

NI, Friday, 1 April 2011 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

'webinar'

did you notice "you spin me round" was playing in the background? (snoball), Friday, 1 April 2011 10:37 (fifteen years ago)

'wankinar' morelike

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 1 April 2011 10:45 (fifteen years ago)

christ, I've taken so many webinars in the last two years that it dowsn't even phase me anymore. I need a new job.

kkvgz, Friday, 1 April 2011 10:47 (fifteen years ago)

Any corporation that brags about its "core competencies" is always incompetent. If they weren't so boneheadedly incompetent, they'd speak of their "strengths", not something as ingratiating and obfuscating as "core competencies".

Lee626, Friday, 1 April 2011 14:34 (fifteen years ago)

The English like to Anglicize words, so they added the "h" sound back into it after borrowing it from the French. See also: fillet. Talk about an obnoxious word: "fillet" as pronounced by the English is grating.

― nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 01:29 (14 hours ago) Bookmark

Wait, what? As in US = "feelay" and UK = "fill it"?

ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 14:39 (fifteen years ago)

filet = fil-LAY

fillet = FILL-it

two different words, ain't they?

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 April 2011 14:42 (fifteen years ago)

I can't bear it when wiseacres pronounce "restaurant" without sounding the "t" on the end.

ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 14:44 (fifteen years ago)

Oh we've done this we've done this!!

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 1 April 2011 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

Err nothing was actually decided, I don't think, except that the English hate the French.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 1 April 2011 14:53 (fifteen years ago)

SOmeone like Stephen Fry would say "restauran" and it just stinks of pretentiousness: "It's a French word, don't you know?". Yes, I'm aware of this but we've been using this word for a very long time indeed and I think we're at a point where we can start pronouncing it as spelled.

ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

Gordon Ramsay's seemingly unique pronunciation of the word "restaurant" is seriously one of the most irritating things on British television.

Venga, Friday, 1 April 2011 15:47 (fifteen years ago)

filet = fil-LAY

fillet = FILL-it

two different words, ain't they?

Not necessarily.

filet (ˈfɪlɪt, ˈfɪleɪ, French filɛ)

— n fillet fillet a variant spelling of fillet

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

Anyway, yes, in the U.S. it's fi-LAY mignon and McDonald's serves Fi-LAY O' Fish.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:55 (fifteen years ago)

When I was a waiter, the English and Australian guests said "FILL-et" (or FILL-it, not sure which). (And b/c the filet mignon was listed on the menus as only "Filet," they sometimes asked "Filet of what?"

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:57 (fifteen years ago)

I'd say fi-LAY mignon, but fill-it o'fish.

ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

for the same reason i don't go round asking mcdonalds staff for filay au poisson.

ford lopatin (dog latin), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

oh okay i was thinking of fillet as in:

2. a narrow band of ribbon or the like worn around the head, usually as an ornament; headband.

this usage is always pronounced 'FILL-et' afaik

tangelo amour (elmo argonaut), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:02 (fifteen years ago)

Firefox doesn't thinks it should always be spelled "fillet."

But then again, Firefox alerts me that "women's" is a typo, too.

nobody wants my Diva Cup ;_; (Jesse), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:08 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah it hates "women's" and "children's".

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:14 (fifteen years ago)

what about 'it's a steep learning curve' to describe a task that is hard to pick up? Now, if time is on the Y axis and competence is on the X-axis, as is the convention, then a steep curve indicates a job that is picked up very quickly. It's a _shallow_ curve that indicates difficulty. Perhaps people have the mental picture of a steep curve being hard to climb.

friend of mine had this to say: steep learning curve - nothing to do with time, all about the amount you get better at something (x) compared to the amount of effort required (y).

NI, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

yes.

dog latin when referring to the large down-filled bed covering do you say "DOO-vett"?

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

when you catch a fish do you fillet it? (fill it it)

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

she was only the fishmonger's daughter but she lay on the slab and said fillet

cockroach shakespeare (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:11 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bJOIqVAD-s

ENBB, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:26 (fifteen years ago)

fingers

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:30 (fifteen years ago)

I am struggling to make some sort of filet of fish commercial + casiotone for the painfully alone joke right now

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 15:32 (fifteen years ago)

Fish Filet for the Culturally Delayed

corey, Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:16 (fifteen years ago)

swag

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

derring-do

kkvgz, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

People don't say derring-do enough IMO.

Evil Eau (dog latin), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 10:12 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

actioned (this is the first time i have seen this "word")

context: your unsubscribe request has been received and will be actioned.

sarahel, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 16:38 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

"stunned"

whenever something mildly unexpected happens in sport, politics &c the person or persons on the receiving end are always said to be "stunned".

Neil S, Monday, 27 June 2011 14:37 (fourteen years ago)

similarly "floored"

corey, Monday, 27 June 2011 14:43 (fourteen years ago)


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