chillness index of fauna

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they are fierce and loud as hell, and are dying of face tumors. deal with it.

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earth-friendly, sex-positive

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdnwLX5m3G8

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no stars. Unpleasant neighbors.

these photos of a mass migration of golden rays is def pretty chill:

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man23444_thumb.jpg http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/man423444.jpg

wow!

Where the manatees at? I mean, does it get much more chill than these guys:

http://vacationinbelize.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/manatees1.jpg

http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00231/ladybird_231833t.jpg

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they are nice enough, but they make a surprising amount of noise repeatedly slamming against windowpanes which is suggestive of a certain lack of chillness and decorum

http://blog.nola.com/animals/2007/09/medium_mattstick.jpg

giant walking stick: ***** totally goddam chill wtf

dude: ** not so much

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these ppl supposedly kill more africans than any other large mammals, though one suspects it's more through sheer tonnage and proprioceptive deficit than anything resembling malice aforethought

yes!

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condors are p chill

idk that hippos have a proprioceptive deficit. A hippo can run like 30 miles (48 km) per hour on land. Also idk if you saw "Fantasia" but they also dance ballet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6dv-mP8X80

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how do capys rate on the chillfactor

http://www.aspinallfoundation.org/upload/images/capy1_dr_1268649256.jpg

Oh come on - they're like the chillest of all creatures. Didn't put them here because I figured that was, you know, a given.

idk that hippos have a proprioceptive deficit. A hippo can run like 30 miles (48 km) per hour on land. Also idk if you saw "Fantasia" but they also dance ballet.

― offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Friday, 22 April 2011 17:02

that's something different, they may be able to summon uncommon power and ferocity but they don't appear capable of conventionally balletic grace or refinement, assumedly owing to neuroanatomical limitations rather than mere pique or laziness

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monkfish aren't particularly chill

are capys related to nutrias? I saw a critter like that in israel and was all wtf is that animal???? I concluded it was nutria, but maybe not?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caviomorpha

european wild cat probably not very chill

http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/uploads/0102097343900.jpg

dunno about chillness, but those stingrays are pretty goddamn beautiful.

http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/436139-Triforce%20of%20Wisdom/139/60/salamander_display.jpg

salamanders v chill imo

Axolotls I am not sure about. If you stare at one long enough, you turn into one. Is that extremely chill, like some chill music making you turn into sand? Or is it extremely unchill?

http://www.shunya.net/Pictures/Tanzania/Serengeti/RockHyrax3.jpg

Hyraxes: live on pee-stained rocks; not very chill

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/00/Axolotl_ganz.jpg

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they are quite chill for amphibians

nb are you sure about that abbott?

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Hyraxes are the antithesis of chill. Evil looking little motherfuckers.

i like them but they operate at an altogether different metabolic level to chill fauna

they are N/A

n/a isn't very chill imo

ya, he is the rock hyrax of ilx

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fuck you guys!

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The quokka is a chill marsupial

that monkfish is giving me the heebie-jeebies

The Quokka (Setonix brachyurus), the only member of the genus Setonix, is a small macropod about the size of a domestic cat.[2]

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i'd never heard of them! that one has a strange colouring

chill fukkin quokkas

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jaguarundi, ***

chill now, but letting you know it might not be so chill later if you keep standing there

yeesh that cunt looks like a particular vicious juvenile delinquent

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lol

a beautiful delinquent though

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p fucking chill

the nose dot always bothers me

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Hover by rapidly flapping their wings 12–90 times per second: not remotely chill

http://www.australianfauna.com/afimg/boxjellyfish.jpg
Box jellyfish: hard one to rate, in that it languidly just floats about the sea of Australian beaches, which is sort of the epitome of chill, but it also kills lots of people with its poisonous tentacles, which is less so

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maybe a little overlooked these days, dromedaries are often castigated for their intemperate qualities....they are still borderline chill tho

hummingbirds are transcendentally chill in the manner of late jmw turner or mid-period scelsi

chill thread imo