ok lets all shit our pants to something new: post 2005 horror film thread

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two from netflix instant watch: High Road which attempts to make the descent but set in mountain climbing and FAILS and Shadow which apart from a kinda awful ending was pretty good imo.

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:59 (fifteen years ago)

oh hey in case you wondering about the state of the icelandic horror industry i just watched "Harpoon: Whale Watching Massacre" and wow its even worse than the title sounds

please tell me this movie was about a whale watching a dude with a harpoon kill shittons of people

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 20:01 (fifteen years ago)

in that case it would be a finnish movie though

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 20:10 (fifteen years ago)

Was wondering about a Ghost House film that's on instawatch-- Dark Floors, the one featuring the Finnish false metal band Lordi playing their stage personas.

the worst thing Narada Michael Walden has ever been associated with (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)

haha yeah i keep looking at that one and then saying naaaah

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:37 (fifteen years ago)

curse you! We need a guinea pig.

the worst thing Narada Michael Walden has ever been associated with (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

man if i havent already earned my hazardous duty pay on this thread i just dont know what to tell you

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, how else would I know to avoid Harpoon!!

Partyin', partyin', fun fun fun fun (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 21:55 (fifteen years ago)

by looking at the title...?

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 22:03 (fifteen years ago)

Session 9, y/n?

the worst thing Narada Michael Walden has ever been associated with (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

i love session 9, huge huge fan

broke my o_O face o_O (jjjusten), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

yeah session 9 is good.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

Sweet, it's on for tonite then.

the worst thing Narada Michael Walden has ever been associated with (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

Dark Floors, the one featuring the Finnish false metal band Lordi playing their stage personas.

oh god I've been dying to see this

sorry ozzy but your dope is in another castle (Edward III), Thursday, 31 March 2011 14:08 (fifteen years ago)

So Session 9 was awesome (and I guess actually too old for this thread's brief?) but I started slipping in and out of consciousness during the hectic climax so I'ma watch the last 40 minutes again.

how do I Mothman a ho? (Jon Lewis), Thursday, 31 March 2011 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

april fools.....?
http://movies.nytimes.com/2011/04/01/movies/rubber-quentin-dupieuxs-rolling-horror-movie-review.html

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.hbevol.com/youaretheshit/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/affiche_rubber.gif

slight even by tweet standards (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 April 2011 15:36 (fifteen years ago)

no, totally real. and boring.

silent ouzo eclipse (Mr. Hal Jam), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

i expected more from Mr. Oizo.

(it's available on iTunes, BTW)

silent ouzo eclipse (Mr. Hal Jam), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

thought the end of Session 9 was a little cheap, but the journey was totally worth it -- in terms of atmosphere, tone & the utilization of space, it is totally creepy & VERY effective.

Grotjahn in the Moma (Pillbox), Friday, 1 April 2011 16:28 (fifteen years ago)

I was excited for Rubber based on the trailer, but I read a review that said the dialogue was all winks to the camera and ugh

da croupier, Friday, 1 April 2011 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

Insidious has been getting pretty good reviews.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 1 April 2011 18:44 (fifteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

I should have known better, but "Scream 4" was so terrible that after struggling with my instincts I finally walked out 10 minutes before the end. I just couldn't take it anymore.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 12:56 (fifteen years ago)

Has there been anything good out this year? I think the only 2011 horror film i've seen was The Rite, which is pretty torpid on the whole.

Attack The Block looks potentially interesting though.

I LOVE BELARUS (ShariVari), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:01 (fifteen years ago)

I still haven't seen we are what we are

lucky mckee's the woman still without a release date

don't judge a book by its jpg (Edward III), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:49 (fifteen years ago)

stake land looks interesting maybe?

forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

Before the shitty Scream there was a trailer for Apollo 18, which looks like a cross between Alien and Blair Witch. Lots of dubious behind the scenes stuff does not inspire faith in the project.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA2pPv4T2YE

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:38 (fifteen years ago)

Has anyone seen Prowl? It's not getting a cinema release here (although I think it may have been shown at Frightfest) but I enjoyed Manhunt by the same director so I'm tempted to give the DVD a go.

DISPLAY NAMING RIGHTS (Upt0eleven), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

Black Death looks good.

i really liked Insidious. in fact, i'd go see it again.

it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 20:54 (fifteen years ago)

my favorite thread, kept me alive last fall when i went on a binge and watched 30 or 40 semi-current horror movies in the space of a few months. since then, not much. collapsing into fuddity with william castle, old AIP, amicus, hammer, etc. need new recommendations. is taxidermia a horror movie?

normal_fantasy-unicorns (contenderizer), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

ok this is 2004 so not officially right for this thread but have ppl seen Dead Man's Shoes ?

just sayin, Friday, 29 April 2011 14:54 (fifteen years ago)

Yup. Shane Meadows' best film, imo. Paddy C is amazing in it.

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Friday, 29 April 2011 19:15 (fifteen years ago)

So I finally watched The Devil's Rejects and was sort of let down. I mean it was good but I didn't think it was exceptional. The final scene was pretty epic tho.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 12 May 2011 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.thetunnelmovie.net/

New film released this week simultaneously in cinemas and as a free torrent. Anyone seen it? The torrent's taking ages.

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 20 May 2011 23:37 (fifteen years ago)

It was pretty bad

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 21 May 2011 22:50 (fifteen years ago)

that trailer didn't look too promising, thanks for taking one for the team

oh! me so brodie (Edward III), Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

np

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:34 (fifteen years ago)

Black death was ok, enjoyed insidious more.
Old spooky lady ghost things always work, right?

not_goodwin, Saturday, 21 May 2011 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

saw a couple of these last week

splice was a really hard one to wrap my head around, its really a profoundly fucked up movie but you get the feeling that they reined in the full psycho a bit (which is a shame) - still the fact that some of the stuff in this happens despite being a pretty major release is pretty crazy. i would get into it but man its spoilers ahoy, ill just say that it sure felt a lot more like some creepout indie/foreign gutpuncher than multiplex fare. even so, still not entirely sure i liked it overall.

the final destination was the best argument against 3d in movies ive ever seen. also it was a godawful pile of shit in general. way tamer and cuddly than the first 2 in the series, which i like.

also watched "the ugly" but thats from the late 90s so

blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:52 (fifteen years ago)

ha to be clear, im saying that i like the first 2 final destinations, not that i like the tame and cuddly turn. yall probably guessed that i suppose tho

blbllbllllllrlrrghgghhh (jjjusten), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 15:59 (fifteen years ago)

ok this is 2004 so not officially right for this thread but have ppl seen Dead Man's Shoes ?

― just sayin, Friday, April 29, 2011 3:54 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Yup. Shane Meadows' best film, imo. Paddy C is amazing in it.

― Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Friday, April 29, 2011 8:15 PM (3 weeks ago) Bookmark

^^ this is worth reposting... super creepy

just sayin, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:01 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ "way tamer and cuddlier" being a complaint about a movie that features someone's internal organs getting sucked out by a pool filter

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:03 (fifteen years ago)

original romcom title was disemboweling you always

old man yells at soundcloud (Edward III), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

although reading the description of #2, you might have a point

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

I love you guys. Just watched Triangle, easily the most fun I've had with a film in ages. Just brilliant. Watched Black Death last night (also for recommendations made here), great in an entirely different way. This director is one to watch.

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 May 2011 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

Rogue. Quite good in so many simple ways but thwarted mainly by its crepey obsession with America. Could have been excellent.

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 June 2011 12:33 (fifteen years ago)

Two must-see titles that are best approached with as little foreknowlege as possible: Simon Rumley's RED, WHITE & BLUE and Eli Craig's TUCKER & DALE VS EVIL.

silent ouzo eclipse (Mr. Hal Jam), Saturday, 4 June 2011 14:00 (fifteen years ago)

ok fantastic! i kept almost watching red white and blue but then going eh who knows, its on netflix streaming so thats a no brainer. thx dude

just malorted a little bit in my mouth (jjjusten), Saturday, 4 June 2011 14:10 (fifteen years ago)

thanks HJ, will keep a look out

orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 June 2011 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

think you're maybe mentioned tucker & dale before (?), or someone has, but i forgot about it...

orchestral pygnoeuvres in zee park (contenderizer), Saturday, 4 June 2011 14:23 (fifteen years ago)


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